CNN Turns Video of Great Boobs Into Bad Television

Furries are fucked up and lame!

03/14/2009 10:20:00 AM

Sonicsceam2

Hooters for neuters??? Oh my god.

10/05/2008 04:52:00 AM

FreemDeem

haha thats was so damn funny..the SAT thing was great and you seemed to be really pissed off about it!!

09/02/2008 05:24:00 PM

beaste

Furries aren't fucked up they are just fucking lame.

08/30/2008 11:10:00 PM

Synorbs

Where is that restaurant? Just want to know so I can stay far far away!

08/26/2008 06:01:00 PM

iGanja

Didn't phase me. Of course, I am a furry, so my mind is already fucked up XD

08/22/2008 09:10:00 PM

Icalasari

Dammit CNN...

08/22/2008 03:49:00 PM

Alxnotorious

Brilliant as ever. I'd like to see more ripping on Fox but CNN can be just as baffling.

08/22/2008 08:38:00 AM

Phalanx

"Crab and Pube Shack" - Just brilliant Gladstone. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Kudos, man.

08/21/2008 12:08:00 PM

MoonMilk

MMM...Furry balls! I was in the jenna jameson vid with your mom too...all of cracked was...in our minds...now if only you could join the rest of the world and get an actual working video player...this one sucks!

08/21/2008 09:19:00 AM

Zonebone

well screw them but they're still not as bad as fukin fox news . i would never do this anywhere but if i was ever in THEIR building ill take a shit there and ill get a piece of paper saying kinder surprise and throw it beside the shit

08/20/2008 10:35:00 PM

moeali777

Well then strap on for next week, cos i'm hittin' cnn again.

08/20/2008 07:51:00 PM

G-Stone

Another CNN piece? Laaaaame.

08/20/2008 04:28:00 PM

Renzokuken

There is a food stand at the Saratoga race track called "The Golden Gelding". I'm still getting up the nerve to check the menu.

08/20/2008 01:01:00 PM

mrreindeer

Starting a new blog: http://teknicaltalk.blogspot.com/ Check it out and comment!

08/20/2008 10:56:00 AM

duqtek2005

TC, it's "a clockwork orange."

08/19/2008 11:27:00 AM

blasefaire

what movie clip was shown at the end?

08/19/2008 10:57:00 AM

T.C.

by the way...my avatar totally diggs this CNN piece

08/19/2008 08:29:00 AM

Spookzeus

"OH, my biggest fear...if I let you go...hooters will come and get my balls in my sleeeeeep....come and get me....come and get me get me get me." Damn...I only wish I knew who sung that song.

08/19/2008 08:20:00 AM

Spookzeus

morphine is the best damn band in the damn universe. go gladstone!

08/19/2008 12:00:00 AM

jethro1863

This is by far the funniest hate by numbers to date

08/18/2008 11:55:00 PM

Theman.com

Negative remark.

08/18/2008 11:18:00 PM

Wallobe

i was just kidding too. i was being mock dickish

08/18/2008 08:00:00 PM

G-Stone

All good except for the whole Gladstone being in it.

08/18/2008 07:59:00 PM

echocharlie

My question was in jest. Maybe I should have added a 'jk'? Anyway, seeing as the questions continue, I was only making a suggestion because the tagline apparently isn't viewed by every curious viewer. P.S. Kudos on sticking to the "By Numbers" in your response. P.P.S. I hope I didn't come off to dick-ish. I enjoyed the video (and the song too! I wish I knew the name so I could look it up on youtube or something)

08/18/2008 07:47:00 PM

garbageman05

First of all, someone has answered the question ever week. Second, the answer is my tagline in my cracked profile. And lastly, it's The Night By Morphine.

08/18/2008 07:15:00 PM

G-Stone

Hey gladstone, or Wayne, if I may. I think you should put the title of the song in the end credits (and by credits I mean the place you shamelessly advertise your site). To list the benefits in a sort of numerical fashion (I call it Positive Results By Numbers) you would 1) Not have to answer that question that pops up so often "What's the song in the intro to the video?" (you'd still answer it. A large portion of our population is stupid, and a small percentage illiterate, a good reason for you to continue to videos by the way) and 2) I just don't like all that blank space. The darkness is a little depressing with that song playing and whatnot (What's that song's name by the way?)

08/18/2008 06:54:00 PM

garbageman05

This explains a lot, like where Hooters gets all of those "clams."

08/18/2008 06:43:00 PM

JohnTCapp

Alright Janis, putting aside the idea that all the evil in the world is caused by dicks, sperm is kind of a deal. That is, unless you're anti-human, not just anti-penis.

08/18/2008 06:27:00 PM

nerdlette

Hey, Janis was here? Sorry I missed it. She's hysterical.

08/18/2008 06:17:00 PM

DrFreakazoid

"Mammary-based aversion therapy." Hilarious. Thanks. Unfortunately, it worked on me. That last thing I want to do now is look at breasts.

08/18/2008 06:17:00 PM

DrFreakazoid

Oh shit Janis -- awesome troll!

08/18/2008 05:12:00 PM

Karr0TZ

Janis, "evil parts?!?!" More like "awesome sparkle-tastic fun times for girls parts!"

08/18/2008 05:11:00 PM

FemBots

Let's try to be reasonable here. For all we know, Janis's parents were killed by a gang of armed penises.

08/18/2008 05:10:00 PM

CannedFury

00:28 priceless stare

08/18/2008 04:40:00 PM

EddieBrock412

Janis is the pilot of the Hatredcopter

08/18/2008 03:08:00 PM

theaccount77

Hi Janis, I don't know your stand on the issue, please go into detail. @Gladstone: I must say that this was great. What would it take for a new HBN every day? I realize that they wouldn't be as good, but as the wise man said, "People will pass up steak once a week for crap every day."

08/18/2008 03:02:00 PM

tshp

Speaking of misleading people with boobs, hsve you ever heard of Peta's State of the Union Undress? http://www.peta.org/feat/stateoftheunion08/index.asp

08/18/2008 02:57:00 PM

Green Peace

great video, lol

08/18/2008 02:46:00 PM

Gamble

lol, that just made my day -Freelancer Mike @ http://FreelanceNotes.com

08/18/2008 02:37:00 PM

collegekid

This is a great video... what's the name of the song you use at the beginning?

08/18/2008 02:21:00 PM

lounsey

i wonder what janis had removed?

08/18/2008 02:04:00 PM

bunni

the other pacman. i started with a teacher in a bikini then went to fat cops then went to barbara walters then kid rock then mike meyers.... so basically, when was i taking a serious issue?

08/18/2008 02:01:00 PM

G-Stone

Holy sh*t, Janis is back. Long time no see, biatch.

08/18/2008 01:37:00 PM

Blackrifice

I agree with Shana, this would have been funnier as an article. However, Gladstone is definitely starting to figure out "Hate By Numbers." Before, he took an extremely serious issue and was nitpicky and asshole-ish. Now, he starts out with a not-so-serious issue, and is nitpicky and asshole-ish, but the stupid things give him more material, so it's funnier.

08/18/2008 01:37:00 PM

theotherpachman

Hooters hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb. -Al Bundy

08/18/2008 01:37:00 PM

Blackrifice

Hey, JanisJoplin has her own opinion! That's so cute!

08/18/2008 01:32:00 PM

SickBoy

You should start doing more written pieces. I like you're articles better.

08/18/2008 12:57:00 PM

Shana F.

If only they could somehow combine the two services. I mean, now I want my cats neutered WHILE I am at hooters ( never been there Janis ). It'll take my mind off the fact my pets nuts are being snipped off. Ill bring them with me next time I go there ( I do not go to Hooters Janis ).

08/18/2008 12:53:00 PM

smnoamls

...vastly MORE personal... sorry.

08/18/2008 12:49:00 PM

pingollum

Needless to say JJoplin's attack is vastly less personal than she states, my well-esteemed Gladstone. The passionate pour of bashing is more characteristic of a recent offense than the consolidated bitterness of feminism. So what I suppose I am inferring is... are you sure you do not know Ms Janis Joplin more personally than you have admitted, Gladstone? By the way, what is the name of that sublime tu... I'll shut up now.

08/18/2008 12:48:00 PM

pingollum

ok, male organs create evil... isn't it the male organ that also thwarts evil? i mean, who gets more than a hero fighting off evildoers?! gladstone? its possible...

08/18/2008 12:36:00 PM

joebounty

I hope no one is beating up on Janis on my behalf. I disagree with her comment, but I'm happy to leave it at that. At least she didn't ask me the name of the song in the credits.

08/18/2008 12:11:00 PM

G-Stone

Funny that somebody with the handle of "JanisJoplin" is getting all the feminazi shit going on, considering that the real Janis Joplin, you know the one who died of an OD, was a lover of the cock and balls. I'm pretty sure that the feminazi poster probably loves cock and balls too, and is just trying to kick her manhating up a notch so that when she hangs out with all her lesbian friends they might believe her when she claims she doesn't love to guzzle the some big fat cock down her throat.

08/18/2008 12:03:00 PM

izzyboy

Hey Janis, you make me crazy hot with your dirty talk. Can I put my evil parts into yours? You can whisper in my ear about the objectification of women while I do it.

08/18/2008 11:53:00 AM

mc_ezeemac

Clockwork Orange reference FTW.

08/18/2008 11:50:00 AM

DaedHead8

JanisJoplin: were you raped or someting?

08/18/2008 11:40:00 AM

Lord

I would like to point out that Ms.JanisJoplin does not speak for all feminists. You're not helping the cause, honey. The dog balls made me cry laughing. Plus, Gladstone is hot.

08/18/2008 11:32:00 AM

greengoddess

Janis: Can I call you Janis? I just wanted to point out that you cannot have a stand on an issue. You can have a stance, but a stand is something on which you set things. We know WHERE you stand. More importantly, it's good to have you back.

08/18/2008 11:27:00 AM

Onodera

I've never been to a Hooters. But I did see a report about one on CNN once. And i did speak critically of a news station running a report on Hooters for as a sophomoric attempt to grab ratings. Oh, wait. You know that. Why do you hate me again?

08/18/2008 11:13:00 AM

G-Stone

This video has pros and cons. The pros being the dogs being neutered. The cons being the fact that they are male dogs rather than male humans. The other cons of this video are the objectification of the women at hooters. I won't go into detail about that because I believe everyone knows my stand on the issue. Gladstone, I would very much enjoy it if it were YOU being the one who was neutered. But I wouldn't stop there, the penis has to be removed too. The male organs are the very reason we have evilness in the world and that is a battle I fight against every day. If I had it my way, every man who ever thought about entering a Hooters would have their evil parts removed, regardless of their orientation. You can believe me, Mr. Gladstone, when I say MEN ARE EVIL AND SO ARE YOU!

08/18/2008 11:04:00 AM

JanisJoplin

Hahahaha, that is some top notch HBN. And what is Hooters thinking? The vast majority of their audience has balls. You don't walk up to some horny dude who wants to ogle breasts and eat hot wings and ask them to promote the removal of balls, regardless of the species involved.

08/18/2008 10:38:00 AM

nerdlette

I'm never bringing my dog to Hooters again.

08/18/2008 10:38:00 AM

SamLowery

Holy cow Mr.Gladstone. You make the greatest videos ever. I still very much miss Lex, but you make such great videos I can't help but share with friends. Cheers, and I hope you keep on it.

08/18/2008 09:25:00 AM

QueenGoofy

See, we've known it all along: FEMINISTS WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR TESTICLES! WTF! Funny, funny, funny, Gladstone!

08/18/2008 09:01:00 AM

matt_t_r

I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to sit locked in a dark room whilst stroking my testicles for the next three days. You know, just to make sure they're still there

08/18/2008 09:00:00 AM

The_Prowler

OK, I probably had the same look on my face as you did after seeing the camera cut from Hooters. Really gives a new meaning to watching a CNN video "clip".

08/18/2008 08:48:00 AM

Rebear

Feminists were clearly involved in the production of that CNN segment and/or Hooters promotion. Prominently-featured breasts and castration go together like... Well, it's kinda like buying a chocolate chip cookie and finding out that those chips aren't chocolate. Except a million times worse.

08/18/2008 08:37:00 AM

aaaantoine

Awesome as always

08/18/2008 08:31:00 AM

Brizz

Good to have HBN back.

08/18/2008 08:17:00 AM

Gottogirl

That was the greatest hilarity stomachable by human beings. I loved your face after slapping testicles on the screen out of no where.

08/18/2008 08:02:00 AM

Onodera

That was just... great! Especially the last bit with "Clockwork Orange"!

08/18/2008 07:39:00 AM

CrackedAddict

ROFL! Boobs..some more boobs.. DOG BALLS GETTING SHAVED = WTF of the highest degree! Hilarious!

08/18/2008 07:32:00 AM

TheDirtball

THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

08/18/2008 07:25:00 AM

caveman314

that was AWESOME

08/18/2008 06:44:00 AM

j mcfarl3

LOL, that is just too funny! Wow. RD www.useurl.us/12m

08/18/2008 06:33:00 AM

JimmyCrackHead

His face around 27/28 seconds is priceless.

08/18/2008 06:26:00 AM

Mecha_Moose

Can't stop laughing! Like some nasty fungus, you've really grown on me!

08/18/2008 06:12:00 AM

dnik24

The clip in the end was hilarious. "STOP IT! STOP IT! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!!"

08/18/2008 05:58:00 AM

Jungiebumper

As always, it was awesome! My only complaint is that you don't post often enough. I mean come on there's lots of shit out there for you to make fun of, right?

08/18/2008 05:35:00 AM

wilsbadkarma

Gladstone, I thought for a moment, a bright shining moment, that I would actually see some nipples... I was sadly mistaken when my eyes were given a full feast of dog testicles. Thank you Gladstone for not only disappointing me, but disguting me as well.

08/18/2008 05:21:00 AM

king_monkey

..amusing.

08/18/2008 05:18:00 AM

Surgemix

hilarious man..better and better each week...oh boy....FIRST!

08/18/2008 05:13:00 AM

Croooow!