Jesus Has Returned as Cat Fur (Or CNN Has Reached a New Low)

ha-ha, Cheesus.

12/11/2008 04:26:00 AM

chicoboy

no he's mine. we already discussed it in person.

12/02/2008 11:46:00 AM

Penis_Lightning

No, I'm his biggest fan :D!

11/19/2008 05:04:00 PM

Saturn500

I'm sorry direwookiee, everyone knows I'm his favorite fan. Except maybe him. Duel it out?

08/23/2008 01:10:00 AM

nerdlette

back off, nerdlette. Gladstone is so totally mine.

08/20/2008 09:16:00 PM

direwookiee

Whats the theme tune?

08/13/2008 07:58:00 AM

nooneknows

bravo gladstone, you have mysteriously accrued some charisma and have improved on your acting abilities... your videos are funny now, hooray! i shall be a devoted viewer from now on if i can expect the same

08/13/2008 02:42:00 AM

tofer

What is that song?

08/10/2008 04:08:00 PM

pngnman

Haha, I didn't like Gladstone's earlier videos but they've improved a lot :D rofl at this one

08/10/2008 02:26:00 PM

cchaos

I like how people always comment with very specific suggestions and critiques for Gladstone. Why don't you guys just post your funny videos to help him? Oh right.

08/10/2008 11:53:00 AM

schattenjaeger

My mom thinks your hot.

08/08/2008 06:08:00 PM

kingmonkey

go away kingmonkey. Don't you realize we've reached the part of the chain where hot chicks say nice things about me and caress my sad, fragile, delicate ego and crippled sense of self-worth? DON'T LOOK AT ME.

08/08/2008 07:48:00 AM

G-Stone

What comment of mine was deleted in the very beginning? I have a follower, you know. It may have been king_monkey.

08/08/2008 07:44:00 AM

kingmonkey

why does everyone love the opening song so much?? its not that fucking great ffs. also kitties are sooo cute so this hbn wins for me.

08/07/2008 11:54:00 PM

starberry

Hilarious! Easily the best one yet, they only get better.

08/07/2008 09:23:00 PM

gladeplugins

I think I'm in love with Gladstone.

08/07/2008 08:20:00 PM

nerdlette

LMFAO good because i somewhat hate cnn and i totally hate fox news (redneck hunting terrorizers statio)

08/06/2008 09:54:00 PM

moeali777

The proof is on the Pussy.

08/06/2008 07:49:00 PM

Samehada

"Cheesus"?

08/06/2008 12:20:00 PM

EddieBrock412

Good stuff @badkarma: band is Morphine, song is The Night and is full of win

08/06/2008 09:35:00 AM

evilham

Some Comments Have Been So Negative...I Think It's A Case Of Jealousy...My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 8 years younger than me lol. I met him on --Cougarlove.com-- a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Younger Men and Older Women to interact with each other. It's fabulous! Maybe you wanna check out...

08/06/2008 05:56:00 AM

cougarornot

Jesus found in the hair of a pussy twice? Too bad it wasn't a trifecta ;) jk, I love you Gladstone. And although I've never hated HBN like so many others, I have to say that the last couple were a million times better

08/06/2008 04:01:00 AM

Lyonkyng

Fucking Gladstone boring me to death yet again.

08/05/2008 11:09:00 PM

Renzokuken

Who is this Jesus person people keep yammering about?

08/05/2008 08:29:00 PM

echocharlie

PBN is Gladstones lesser known "paint by numbers" show on Maine Public Television. His homage to Happy Bob Ross. I quite enjoy it.

08/05/2008 01:00:00 PM

glendoor42

I think we can all agree that PBN just sucks.

08/05/2008 12:50:00 PM

G-Stone

I don't care what anyone else says. I love HBN. I am less fond of PBN. I haven't loved every episode, much like I don't love all of just about anything. But my own fickleness is my own damn fault.

08/05/2008 12:45:00 PM

mrrrgh

What is the name of artist/song that plays in the end of video ? thanks. great videos BTW :)

08/05/2008 10:45:00 AM

BadKarma

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. What's this PBN you know so much about?

08/05/2008 10:33:00 AM

G-Stone

Okay, the first PBN that had humor in it with the inclusion of some witty lines. The face smack was good (although shouldve ended it there without comment - the sarcasm is still poorly delivered). Not softening but the chest hair skit was funny and well done but do to playing it straight. Alter the sarcasm though or let it go - doesnt work.

08/05/2008 10:23:00 AM

SUN123

A "miracle" in a fucking cheeto now?!

08/05/2008 09:06:00 AM

glaceau

Wayne, you did it again. HBN ROCKS!

08/05/2008 08:33:00 AM

matt_t_r

Ha ha, cheesy journalism. Because it's a Cheeto. I see what you did there.

08/05/2008 07:45:00 AM

Hazel61

That was good. Real good.

08/05/2008 06:50:00 AM

tentman52

Also I think this might be one of your best Digg submissions... Topless Gladstone = More Diggs?

08/05/2008 06:34:00 AM

jochen

What is it with people seeing Jesus everywhere? And that Fox news background music was unreal. Nice post Gladstone.

08/05/2008 06:32:00 AM

jochen

purple16heaven: "the guy?" man, i gotta start getting out more.

08/05/2008 06:30:00 AM

G-Stone

... I only ever find Cheetos that vaguely resemble diseased phalluses. The United Church of Male Genitalia hasn't declared these miracles, but they sent me a nice consolation certificate.

08/05/2008 04:40:00 AM

Ellis

that slap on the face the guy did to himself is priceless.. lol!

08/05/2008 04:21:00 AM

purple16heaven

Malhal: for all the rap the Catholic Church gets these days, this was exactly what it's good at. Back then, you had professionals that would check if all your Jesus-turnips and Jesus-bread and Jesus-mutton-joint were the real deal, and would summarily "bless" your ass if they weren't impressed.

08/05/2008 02:44:00 AM

kelvinc

While before I was mildly entertained (though entertained nonetheless) by Hate By Numbers, this episode was pretty damn funny. Keep up the good work.

08/04/2008 10:12:00 PM

Georgery

And, of course, the real theological question is: Can Chester Cheetah give out communion now?

08/04/2008 10:03:00 PM

joelwrig

Cheesus? WTF? Face-slappingly retarded.

08/04/2008 08:10:00 PM

Timbones

What branch of Christianity really takes the seeing-anything-and-everything-in-nothing-items-that-happen-to-spurn-the-imagination-of-lunatics seriously? I almost preferred it when people were openly murdering each other daily for Christianity, it seemed to make more sense somehow.

08/04/2008 07:07:00 PM

Malhal

DOB and his soft gooey abs will love you forever for that. BTW, to any of you who may have liked the piece but not DUGG it, i unabashedly ask for your DIGGS. Does that make me lame. Of course. But you knew that already. I write for the internet. Thank you.

08/04/2008 06:57:00 PM

G-Stone

@ JohnTCapp: Obviously Chester Cheetah is fulfilling the John the Baptist (Snacktist?) role. @Gladstone: It is also obvious that, with abs like those, you photoshopped your head on Dan O'Brien's body . LIAR! Very funny though.

08/04/2008 06:45:00 PM

Quazarfreez

How could GLADSTONE, of all people, miss the sarcasm inherent in the delivery of the Fox News story? I mean, Cheesus! He should appreciate it, not hate it.

08/04/2008 05:41:00 PM

iraleecantellia

When I saw the shirtless Jesus photo, all I could think was, "Wow. Gladstone's haircut grew out really fast!"

08/04/2008 05:34:00 PM

greengoddess

I want to find the person responsible for the word "Cheesus" and shake his hand.

08/04/2008 05:24:00 PM

bunni

I, Horrible Ed, have often eaten small animals that resembled shapes of human icons and religious figures. They frequently squirm the least and taste worse than unmarked vermin. I'd avoid.

08/04/2008 05:05:00 PM

HorribleEd

New Cheesus...you'll savior the flavor! Oh, and uh, sorry Fox.. CNN had a cat in theirs therefore I declare CNN the winner. For whatever that's worth.

08/04/2008 04:34:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

You wanna know the really pathetic part? This isn't the first time this has happened. Observe: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/03/22/desel.jesus.cheeto.khou WTF is it with the Jesus Cheetos? I'm surprised it made the news once, but twice? Twice?!

08/04/2008 03:46:00 PM

SickBoy

It seems that a few of the haters have come 'round to see Gladstone for the comedic genius he is. 'Bout time. Also, I just copped Morphine's "The Night". Fan-fucking-tastic. Thanks for turning me on to Morphine G-Stone. It is you sir, who is the night.

08/04/2008 03:30:00 PM

Stickels

Another brilliant HBN. I'm gonna go raid my fridge for Jesus now...

08/04/2008 03:23:00 PM

Geans

Wow. Was NOT expecting the chest hair. Best laugh I've had in a while, thanks! I gotta get me one of them Buddha couches...

08/04/2008 03:21:00 PM

Noeckett

What cheesy snack, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born? My money is on Chester Cheetah, both a cat and a cheesy snack food icon. What more could anyone want in a messiah?

08/04/2008 03:17:00 PM

JohnTCapp

gladstone you can be shirtless around me whenever you want

08/04/2008 03:03:00 PM

tank

I found Jesus one time, but then I had to flush. On the other hand, Gladstone, your body is truly a miracle of God.

08/04/2008 02:34:00 PM

kelvinc

WOW...Just heard my bros told me some hot models are putting up their profile on a interracial dating site ___~~~~~blackwhitemate.com~~~~~~___,are

08/04/2008 02:21:00 PM

alfred

Brilliant! Jesus in a photoshop hairy chest, hilarious! Great episode

08/04/2008 01:56:00 PM

wreck

LMAO at ern!

08/04/2008 01:51:00 PM

Grezz

HAIL CHEESUS!

08/04/2008 01:41:00 PM

ern19

I'd like to find a whole bunch of food shaped like Jesus, and then go into a church with the food, and eat it all, then vomit on the altar, shout "HAIL SATAN!" and then run off, crashing through a window.

08/04/2008 01:09:00 PM

Koopaking

Gladstone: Hilarious video. Keep up the good work. Also, would you maybe for a single episode of your show consider changing your signoff from: "That's all... for now" to "Hate By Numbers: Hatred YOU can count on." Please? That would be so freakin' sweet.

08/04/2008 01:00:00 PM

chrisser665

Wayne I beg to differ, I know kingmonkey pretty well and he was dead serious.

08/04/2008 12:30:00 PM

glendoor42

i for one thought the lead up for your own jesus finding experience was going to be a fantastic boner joke.

08/04/2008 12:21:00 PM

dan0607

I just watched it again just to see that facepalm. Classic Gladstone.

08/04/2008 12:11:00 PM

InstantKarma

Thanks Gladstone. There's nothing like a little laughter to get the vomiting started and the healing process initiated.

08/04/2008 10:56:00 AM

ZiggyTheZ

Thanks Gladstone for allowing me to witness the best parts of Larry King, Fox News, and CNN without having to sit through all the boring crap. HBN is like the "Talk Soup" of crappy news shows!

08/04/2008 10:50:00 AM

BearMan

I love that Kingmonkeys says things facetiously knowing that most people will take him seriously. I also love that I'm a big enough jerk to leave this comment to make sure people don't take him seriously.

08/04/2008 10:47:00 AM

G-Stone

jesus h. christ that was good mr. gladstone!!!

08/04/2008 10:35:00 AM

fuzzymuffins

Hate by numbers rules

08/04/2008 10:35:00 AM

Impure

More great hate from Gladstone. chest hair Jesus was awesome! Question- If you eat the Chezus are you 1) instantly forgiven for all sins, 2) actually become Jesus yourself, and can initiate the rapture, or 3) just gonna fart some more, with all the corn flour and oil?

08/04/2008 10:27:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

That was actually pretty entertaining. I've been skeptical about you in the past, Gladstone, but I see now that you actually can be funny. It was informative, and generally I enjoyed it. While I didn't laugh out loud (or LOL for those people who know about internet lingo), I found myself wanting to chuckle at times. Thank you.

08/04/2008 10:24:00 AM

king_monkey

Originally I was sceptical of HBN and Gladstone, but after this one I wholeheartedly endorse any products and or services he may or may not produce in future.

08/04/2008 09:24:00 AM