6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song

I like that song, so SUCK IT!

6/17/2009 3:30:46 AM

dr.spaceman

This is my favourite hate by numbers by far! haha

5/26/2009 11:59:45 AM

hunnybunny

Im all for freedom of expression and speech, but these people defending Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana, you know this is Cracked right? Im not sure if this is the place to declare your Fandom of her. Im just sayin.....

5/16/2009 6:34:26 PM

drewtkd

@BionicSnowman

Well, um... there are black people in South Africa.. I didn't want to tell you, but.. You just had your head so far up your politically sensitive ass I had to.

And noone reacts to him stereotyping the redhead to Ireland. DOUBLE STANDARD? I THINK SO.

Excellent work, Gladstone.

5/13/2009 12:48:10 PM

Kiebland

"very funny indeed. but..black kid defaults to South Africa..nice."

What, was he supposed to say Ethiopia or something? :x

4/27/2009 3:35:25 PM

Lucrezia

Love the RKelly reference....

3/3/2009 1:33:47 PM

valduchi

Listen to the song "when we die" by Bowling For Soup...Miley took pretty much the exact tune of that song...the way BFS sings it any way. The verses are pretty much identical.

2/28/2009 1:35:41 PM

DaveAndRyan

Ha, skanksylvania (splelnig?) I shall remember that term forever.

2/24/2009 2:05:14 AM

DemstarAus

Good God I hate that human. She just needs to go away so that nobody in this world needs to see her nasty, ugly face again. FreemDeem, I will gladly join you in carrying out those lovely plans.

2/14/2009 9:19:56 PM

Mrs.Lovett

I think FreemDeem has a little crush.

1/2/2009 7:43:04 AM

POLLY

I probably shouldn't say this - and yet she continues to "sing". The first she lists - You're vain - and yet she says in the 7 she likes - Your eyes and your hair. Hm. Skanksilvania :D

12/24/2008 12:03:51 AM

purplebutterfly

She's how old? 13? 14 maybe? What the hell is she doing singing about love and relationships when she's barely out of diapers? Granted being in the entertainment business has a way of making people age faster (though this does not make them mature faster) but still. She's still just a kid who at most has felt a puppy-love crush on a bunch of Disney boys.

12/23/2008 2:51:57 PM

soulfulgray

You missed the best directly after they cut #6, when Miley does the most awkward lipsyncing i've seen in a "professional artist"s music video...

12/9/2008 7:56:30 AM

Slusk

Haha, can a thirteen year old be slutty? I'm pretty sure it's illegal for me to even think about that, so someone get back to me on that.

12/3/2008 1:07:10 PM

pancaks

Miley C. is a (unbelievable thing I thought was impossible can't believe I'm going to say this) shittier version of Avril Lavigne. *shudder* I didn't think it was possible, but someone has done it. When will mainstream entertainment hit rock bottom so it can go to rehab, get itself cleaned up, and start anew?

11/23/2008 7:59:21 PM

kvinnan86

This Gladstone fellow isn't as funny as he thinks he is. Or at all really.

10/23/2008 1:54:25 PM

Eyeone

As good as this is, I can't forgive you for making me watch a miley cyrus video, let alone listen to the song >:C

10/20/2008 5:43:16 PM

MizPiz

Reason #4 had me laughing so hard I had problems breathing.

10/13/2008 9:38:51 AM

Rutledal

likeviolence is right. "yourgay" should be "you're gay". "yourgay" sounds like "a gay that belongs to you".

Miley Cyrus is a whore b***h. I want to kill her, fill her with candy and get some friends round to beat her with sticks. Then I would feed her carcass to my dog.

And then burn his s**t.

That's how much I hate her.

10/5/2008 5:30:46 AM

FreemDeem

I swear, are you gay?
likeviolence311 has a point, and stop hating on Gladstone. He's just stating his opinion, and to tell you the truth, he brings about a good point. Go home, Cyrus fan.

9/21/2008 10:00:48 AM

TempestuousGirl