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6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song

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145 Comments

Eyeone

This Gladstone fellow isn't as funny as he thinks he is. Or at all really.

Posted on 10/23/2008 1:54:25 PM

MizPiz

As good as this is, I can't forgive you for making me watch a miley cyrus video, let alone listen to the song >:C

Posted on 10/20/2008 5:43:16 PM

Rutledal

Reason #4 had me laughing so hard I had problems breathing.

Posted on 10/13/2008 9:38:51 AM

FreemDeem

likeviolence is right. "yourgay" should be "you're gay". "yourgay" sounds like "a gay that belongs to you".

Miley Cyrus is a whore b***h. I want to kill her, fill her with candy and get some friends round to beat her with sticks. Then I would feed her carcass to my dog.

And then burn his s**t.

That's how much I hate her.

Posted on 10/5/2008 5:30:46 AM

TempestuousGirl

I swear, are you gay?
likeviolence311 has a point, and stop hating on Gladstone. He's just stating his opinion, and to tell you the truth, he brings about a good point. Go home, Cyrus fan.

Posted on 9/21/2008 10:00:48 AM

likeviolence311

your name should be "youregay"

learn grammar and how to take caps lock off douche bag.

Posted on 9/18/2008 2:59:21 PM

yourgay

i love miley this guys a creep
THE 7 THINGS I HATE ABOUT THIS a*****e

1. YOUR LAME
2. YOUR GAY
3. YOUR INSECURE
4. STOP TALKING ABOUT 13 YR OLD GIRLS
5. YOU DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
6. YOUR FACE MAKES ME CRY
7. YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN HATE ON SOMEONE WHOS MORE FAMOUS THEN YOU

=)

Posted on 9/18/2008 2:48:48 PM

styleislove

LOL.
I haven't even heard the song yet!
I like Miley actually. I hate Hannah. Hehehe

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:33:46 PM

BionicSnowman

very funny indeed. but..black kid defaults to South Africa..nice.

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:51:46 AM

shnkrnryn

the girly u n was really funny

Posted on 9/4/2008 10:43:32 PM

Erika_Roxx

6 things to hate about Miley Cyrus?
Nuh Uh!

Posted on 9/4/2008 7:11:12 AM

Gladstone

Really? It's dumb to call "sarcastically" call someone a great songwriter when they can't write their own hit songs? That's very interesting. Truly.

Posted on 9/2/2008 4:50:15 AM

Yarp

Is it just me or is she trying really hard to be that chick from Paramore? And if she is, aren't there a ton of better bands to emulate?

Oh, and just in defense of Billy Ray Cyrus, but the only two songs he's famous for weren't written by him. So sarcastically calling him a famous songwriter is kind of dumb.

Posted on 8/28/2008 7:30:11 PM

Darragh

I'm surprised you overlooked the unhappy-kids lmontage similarity to the video for How To Have A Life

Posted on 8/27/2008 2:17:49 PM

imnotthatstupid

The R. Kelly joke was awesome!!

Posted on 8/26/2008 3:24:23 PM

articdragone

lol. loved the R kelly thing

Posted on 8/26/2008 3:16:42 PM

shadyzladii

haha. s***k.

Posted on 8/18/2008 9:03:13 AM

malimar

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=4eedf9a0d5e2034a6d5ae5d6290a7a1e

Posted on 8/15/2008 9:49:24 AM

Barney

I was expecting DOB to show up in her eyes.

Posted on 8/13/2008 10:37:08 PM

willyhassertt

the r-kelly thing was funny

my sister listens to hannah montana and it annoys the HELL out of me!!!

Posted on 8/11/2008 9:04:11 AM

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