that song is a pretty wordy screed and her presence screams lack of worldly knowledge i only hope her new collaboration with Marylin Manson is just as hip and appealing with tweens
I'd like to add a 7:
Miley can't count
I counted at least 8 (maybe even nine)
you're vain
your games
you're insecure
you love me, you like her
You make me laugh
you make me cry
You're friends are jerks
you act like them (just know it hurts)
you make me love you
Even if you combine you make me laugh and you make me cry you still don't have 7
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
It's really sad, the pure hatred this well-written, well-informed video is getting on YouTube from knee-jerk Miley fans. I'm glad the audience here understands how to react in a rational manner.
And I do love Gladstone and HBN and all, but at least the Gladstone criticism in comments here is a little more constructive than the shit he gets on YouTube (notably cries of "UR A PEDOFILE MILEY ROX").
Im all for freedom of expression and speech, but these people defending Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana, you know this is Cracked right? Im not sure if this is the place to declare your Fandom of her. Im just sayin.....
@BionicSnowman
Well, um... there are black people in South Africa.. I didn't want to tell you, but.. You just had your head so far up your politically sensitive ass I had to.
And noone reacts to him stereotyping the redhead to Ireland. DOUBLE STANDARD? I THINK SO.
Excellent work, Gladstone.
Listen to the song "when we die" by Bowling For Soup...Miley took pretty much the exact tune of that song...the way BFS sings it any way. The verses are pretty much identical.
Good God I hate that human. She just needs to go away so that nobody in this world needs to see her nasty, ugly face again. FreemDeem, I will gladly join you in carrying out those lovely plans.
i disagree we need to see MORE of her reptilian facsimile of human emotion set to "music". if only to get cardboard im homeless signs in the hands of record executive all the more quicker
I probably shouldn't say this - and yet she continues to "sing". The first she lists - You're vain - and yet she says in the 7 she likes - Your eyes and your hair. Hm. Skanksilvania :D
She's how old? 13? 14 maybe? What the hell is she doing singing about love and relationships when she's barely out of diapers? Granted being in the entertainment business has a way of making people age faster (though this does not make them mature faster) but still. She's still just a kid who at most has felt a puppy-love crush on a bunch of Disney boys.
Miley C. is a (unbelievable thing I thought was impossible can't believe I'm going to say this) shittier version of Avril Lavigne. *shudder* I didn't think it was possible, but someone has done it. When will mainstream entertainment hit rock bottom so it can go to rehab, get itself cleaned up, and start anew?
OH GOD MY EYES WHY GLADSTONE WHY?
Replythat song is a pretty wordy screed and her presence screams lack of worldly knowledge i only hope her new collaboration with Marylin Manson is just as hip and appealing with tweens
ReplyI'd like to add a 7:
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesMiley can't count
I counted at least 8 (maybe even nine)
you're vain
your games
you're insecure
you love me, you like her
You make me laugh
you make me cry
You're friends are jerks
you act like them (just know it hurts)
you make me love you
Even if you combine you make me laugh and you make me cry you still don't have 7
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
You're right! I've always thought that. I actually count 10 things (at least the way I interpret it):
1. You're vain
2. Your games
3. You're insecure
4. You love me
5. You like her
6. You make me laugh
7. You make me cry
8. Your friends are jerks
9. You act like them
10. You make me love you.
The only way it could work is if you combined 4&5, 6&7, and 8&9
what is this an r kelly video?
Replygenious
It's really sad, the pure hatred this well-written, well-informed video is getting on YouTube from knee-jerk Miley fans. I'm glad the audience here understands how to react in a rational manner.
ReplyAnd I do love Gladstone and HBN and all, but at least the Gladstone criticism in comments here is a little more constructive than the shit he gets on YouTube (notably cries of "UR A PEDOFILE MILEY ROX").
I like that song, so SUCK IT!
ReplyThis is my favourite hate by numbers by far! haha
ReplyIm all for freedom of expression and speech, but these people defending Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana, you know this is Cracked right? Im not sure if this is the place to declare your Fandom of her. Im just sayin.....
ReplyWhy not? Can't I like Miley Cyrus and laugh at Gladstone ripping on her songs?
nope
@BionicSnowman
ReplyWell, um... there are black people in South Africa.. I didn't want to tell you, but.. You just had your head so far up your politically sensitive ass I had to.
And noone reacts to him stereotyping the redhead to Ireland. DOUBLE STANDARD? I THINK SO.
Excellent work, Gladstone.
"very funny indeed. but..black kid defaults to South Africa..nice."
ReplyWhat, was he supposed to say Ethiopia or something? :x
Love the RKelly reference....
ReplyListen to the song "when we die" by Bowling For Soup...Miley took pretty much the exact tune of that song...the way BFS sings it any way. The verses are pretty much identical.
ReplyHa, skanksylvania (splelnig?) I shall remember that term forever.
ReplyGood God I hate that human. She just needs to go away so that nobody in this world needs to see her nasty, ugly face again. FreemDeem, I will gladly join you in carrying out those lovely plans.
Replyi disagree we need to see MORE of her reptilian facsimile of human emotion set to "music". if only to get cardboard im homeless signs in the hands of record executive all the more quicker
I think FreemDeem has a little crush.
ReplyI probably shouldn't say this - and yet she continues to "sing". The first she lists - You're vain - and yet she says in the 7 she likes - Your eyes and your hair. Hm. Skanksilvania :D
ReplyShe's how old? 13? 14 maybe? What the hell is she doing singing about love and relationships when she's barely out of diapers? Granted being in the entertainment business has a way of making people age faster (though this does not make them mature faster) but still. She's still just a kid who at most has felt a puppy-love crush on a bunch of Disney boys.
ReplyYou missed the best directly after they cut #6, when Miley does the most awkward lipsyncing i've seen in a "professional artist"s music video...
ReplyHaha, can a thirteen year old be slutty? I'm pretty sure it's illegal for me to even think about that, so someone get back to me on that.
ReplyMiley C. is a (unbelievable thing I thought was impossible can't believe I'm going to say this) shittier version of Avril Lavigne. *shudder* I didn't think it was possible, but someone has done it. When will mainstream entertainment hit rock bottom so it can go to rehab, get itself cleaned up, and start anew?
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