Is it Time For Batman to Tone it Down?

Batman and Swaim, the two holders of my heart, together at last! Now it just needs some Gladstone covered in baby oil.

10/12/2009 01:57:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

THE BEST VIDEO ON THE SITE. PERIOD.

09/24/2009 06:44:00 PM

Yonkou4

Bruce SWAIM? in that you? YOUr batman?

09/07/2009 08:56:00 PM

FRANKENSLUT

ChibLi, I just almost fell off my chair laughing at the exact same line.

09/06/2009 07:48:00 PM

Lyco

LOL "Are those fangs?!" "You like them? They're haunted." Nice, Swaim.

08/23/2009 05:54:00 PM

ChibiLi

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in my whole entire life.

08/19/2009 03:44:00 AM

lestrange5

Easily the funniest video I've seen online.

06/18/2009 07:41:00 PM

BGH122

This was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's almost as good as the Internet Party.

06/10/2009 02:39:00 PM

SIMM0NS77

You know what I just realized? I don't think this version has the part where he says "you have to push really hard, and saaaawwwwww" lol it needs it I love that part. Did I just miss it or something?

06/05/2009 08:20:00 PM

Chickamauga

I'm going to murder every last one of you! Except Swaim....I enjoy him too much.

04/27/2009 03:48:00 PM

Lorzor

lol the second time he jumped out the window he said "i'm going to murder every last one of you!"

03/25/2009 09:22:00 PM

rarwkabibles

haha amazing! Very well done, made me giggle

03/24/2009 04:58:00 PM

dragontamer363

Wow. That was incredible. :)

02/26/2009 11:39:00 PM

fierytortoise

im actually becoming addicted to TAM

02/11/2009 02:17:00 PM

Mynners

Swaim as batman? Hottest thing ever! Hilarious video.

02/11/2009 10:37:00 AM

GenericHuman

lol it looks like the batman costume from bucholz's german halloween costume and @ Tartra - yeah it's Swaim, from his sketch troupe "Those Aren't Muskets" - check them out, they're hilarious this video is probably my favourite TAM sketch. I think you could be a pretty successful comedian. Everyone I have showed your vids to love them.

01/29/2009 06:44:00 AM

jackpayne

best part: the thirteenth was dead! i rofl'd

01/15/2009 07:43:00 PM

Zarmaka

it was sooo funny when batman grabbed that cop and made him pee his pants hehehe

01/15/2009 12:31:00 PM

JokersSqueeze

Heh, his teeth are haunted. Awesome. The bastards got GHOST in his TEEF!

01/15/2009 09:30:00 AM

Synskin

WAIT A MINUTE!! Was Swaim Batman in this?!

01/07/2009 08:07:00 PM

Tartra

Am I the only one who thinks Swaim sounds like Liam O'Brian?

12/24/2008 08:04:00 PM

Samehada

lol he comishiner looks like Tom Cruise

12/15/2008 03:22:00 PM

da_reginator

That almost got me in trouble for laughing like an idiot at work.

12/15/2008 07:17:00 AM

asianpork

Haunted. Clearly haunted.

10/27/2008 04:20:00 PM

MarcAbian

ROFL pretty damn funny

10/05/2008 05:43:00 AM

FreemDeem

this is just retarded.

08/28/2008 12:01:00 PM

willyhassertt

+1 win for the Shark Spray reference.

08/26/2008 08:21:00 PM

errantry

"I'm going to murder everyone!" I didn't know what he meant when he said Shark Spray Belt till I saw the Cracked article on which actor played the best Batman.

08/22/2008 07:16:00 PM

carsonnik

He says "they are haunted" not they are hebrew. Get a hearing aid or some headphones.

08/15/2008 04:53:00 PM

Cigar

"Who else can afford a bat-shaped jet that flies out of a hologram mountain? The list is pretty short." That was fucking awesome!

08/06/2008 05:10:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

It's obvious he says the fangs are Hebrew. You can hear it. You all sound like fools. (I'm kidding, he says haunted, anything else is ridiculous.)

07/27/2008 10:23:00 PM

Leo!

I love how you can see the cameraman in the window reflection :)

07/25/2008 05:00:00 AM

lindsayl284

Hey, whatever makes it more enjoyable to you, jammaster. Live and let live.

07/25/2008 12:13:00 AM

Dust Buster

Works now. That was hilarious!

07/22/2008 02:28:00 AM

Tesla-Fangirl

No I'm not wrong. "haunting" is logical because the whole skit is about how Batman is being too creepy and he is loving it. Thus he would relish in the fact that his fangs are so "haunting". It makes much more sense than if he said "haunted". That doesn't fit into the context of the skit at all.

07/21/2008 09:32:00 PM

thejammaster

ok, i've noticed no one has asked this in the comments so i will. why in the hell is gordon taking off his pants next to a mop bucket at the very end? is it implying that he pissed himself and therefore needs to mop?

07/21/2008 03:36:00 PM

dan0607

i liked the fangs part, totally came out of nowhere

07/19/2008 02:46:00 PM

thunderdome

I like how he takes OFF the glasses to see if Batman has fangs...

07/18/2008 08:38:00 PM

Lost_Soul135

oh, gotcha. thanks meowmixin!

07/18/2008 09:56:00 AM

jadore

This is actually sorta funny. Though a lot of the jokes were recycledenough I just sort of yawned through them. Big gaping vent and 'FEAR ME' are funny. Bat nipples are so overdone.

07/18/2008 08:20:00 AM

Namorgasm

The video doesn't work

07/18/2008 12:04:00 AM

Tesla-Fangirl

Incidentally, that's my favorite part.

07/17/2008 07:12:00 PM

MeowMixin

jadore: It's making frightening background music that would make the fearful moment even worse. Just imagine it.

07/17/2008 07:12:00 PM

MeowMixin

I love the Bat-vison, the music was awesome..

07/17/2008 06:11:00 PM

darknessdragon

okay, i've watched this 4 times, and i have to ask: what does the bat vision do? i honestly can't tell.

07/17/2008 04:55:00 PM

jadore

"FEAR ME!" no not that lol hilarious

07/17/2008 01:56:00 PM

tikitime92

"they're haunted" AMAZING!

07/17/2008 12:33:00 PM

beatcamel

yeah, the end was worth it.

07/17/2008 07:49:00 AM

tpowell1239

That's some sharp writing.

07/17/2008 03:19:00 AM

AtxAxLoss

The very last thing he insanely mumbles as he jumps out the window made the whole thing worth it.

07/17/2008 02:12:00 AM

BennyB

Not funny. TAM rarely disappoint, but this one really sucked. Also, I don't recall Batman using knives.

07/17/2008 01:12:00 AM

Dr_Tchock

Jammaster, he clearly says "haunted." It's one of those, y'know, jokes.

07/16/2008 10:15:00 PM

Dust Buster

He says "haunting" not "haunted". How would haunted even make sense? Sorry to burst like all 10 of your bubbles.

07/16/2008 10:03:00 PM

thejammaster

this is the single most hilarious video ever, keep this up or I will have to drop through your vent!

07/16/2008 07:46:00 PM

drewarts

i liked this video :)

07/16/2008 03:57:00 PM

Hyuga_masteR

where are you batman ? .. i am loving this !

07/16/2008 01:34:00 PM

tdotmix.com

"How many people in Gotham can afford a Bat-shaped stealth jet that flies out of a holographic mountain?" TAM never disappoints

07/16/2008 03:53:00 AM

Vankook

"Are those fangs?" "you like them, they're haunted." "less knives...like three knives, tops. And not bat-shaped knives." Awesome. Best bat-parody ever.

07/15/2008 07:27:00 PM

peachykeen

your shark spraying belt HAHAHA classssssicccc....

07/15/2008 07:17:00 PM

ezwelchman

"damn you batman!" What a classic line. Great video.

07/15/2008 07:14:00 PM

TipTop

"they're haunted" HAHAHAHAHA Since my last comment was cut, I guess for excessive HAHAs I will say that Swaim kinda looks like a grown up BatMite.Still funny as hell though.

07/15/2008 05:47:00 PM

glendoor42

I commend thee, TAM!

07/15/2008 04:44:00 PM

Damien

pocrowe ur hearing impaired. if u actually listen its haunted, especially since two syllables r clearly heard. hot is one syllable.

07/15/2008 04:36:00 PM

RaisukeUzarachi

Exactly, Stemm. Further, if it wasn't "haunted" it would not be as funny.

07/15/2008 04:26:00 PM

roguehobbit

They're Haunted! - Deserves to go down in history.

07/15/2008 03:34:00 PM

Xpheyel

"like them? they're haunted!" haha...

07/15/2008 03:27:00 PM

STLchicka

Magnifico.

07/15/2008 02:41:00 PM

kaligula

That was fucking great. Good job guys.

07/15/2008 02:23:00 PM

Marcos

batman is never too extreme

07/15/2008 02:09:00 PM

AnderX

Funny shit! And the line totally is "haunted." It does make sense. They're talking about how ridiculously scary Batman is, and haunted things are always scary. Haunted fangs are just taking it to absurdly brilliant levels. Also, nice reference to the Adam West movie with the shark spray line.

07/15/2008 01:55:00 PM

Stemm

Those Aren't Muskets never fails to amaze. Good shit.

07/15/2008 01:40:00 PM

Blackrifice

12 were brought in with poop in their pants, ACTUAL POOP!

07/15/2008 01:20:00 PM

wuzzman16

"FEAARRR MEEEE" this is the best video posted on cracked in recent history. but i guess you should expect that from those aren't muskets.

07/15/2008 01:15:00 PM

hisownspace

"3 knives, tops." this is brilliant. another excellent video from Those Aren't Muskets.

07/15/2008 12:52:00 PM

ChicoStarr48

"There's nothing unusual about justice!" "There is when its served up by a man wearing rubber nipples!" - Fan-freaking-tastic. Bravo.

07/15/2008 12:29:00 PM

gobbyrich

No, no, it's hot. You're all wrong, and not for the first time, I'd wager.

07/15/2008 12:09:00 PM

pocrowe5

I heard "haunted". And it makes perfect sense. Perfect sense I say!

07/15/2008 11:52:00 AM

roguehobbit

Isn't he saying, "You like them? They're hot." ? That makes sense. "They're haunted" does not make sense. If I can't trust an unpaid actor playing batman in a skit for two semi-obscure websites to make sense, well, I'm not sure I can trust anyone to make sense then. Also, poop is funny.

07/15/2008 11:30:00 AM

pocrowe5

are those fangs?!! you like them? they're haunted.

07/15/2008 11:01:00 AM

evilweevil

This is easily the best video on this site. Bravo.

07/15/2008 10:34:00 AM

SRHCFC

I was hoping swaim was batman... and then he was *dreamy eyes*

07/15/2008 10:33:00 AM

Gimp

always a pleasure muskets!!!

07/15/2008 10:19:00 AM

ekgism

I think something might be wrong with Cracked... They're actually putting up good videos. I'm not used to this quality.

07/15/2008 10:16:00 AM

DP13

That's pretty fucking awesome. ^_^

07/15/2008 10:08:00 AM

Res_Ipsa

"I'm going to murder every last one of you." This is so good.

07/15/2008 09:44:00 AM

RK5000

"Sorry, reflex"

07/15/2008 09:24:00 AM

Psychosquirrel

Cracked, this is one of your funniest!

07/15/2008 09:01:00 AM

matt_t_r

hahaha, funny thy wayheweakly ells "ill murder all of you" at the end

07/15/2008 08:28:00 AM

ultimas

I was in that skit, but they cut my out. I was one of the victims with poop, actual poop in my pants. Now who's going to pay for my slacks?

07/15/2008 08:07:00 AM

Onodera

@mbkerr and night Actually it's a remix of lux aeterna, used for the trailers for the second lord of the rings film. You can find it by searching for 'requiem for a tower'

07/15/2008 07:54:00 AM

takesages

"they're haunted" is that a reference to the movie? I haven't seen it yet. Cause I don't get the funny. Loved the rest of it though. very funny.

07/15/2008 07:40:00 AM

woolf2k

This is by far my favorite TAM video yet! Great work, I'll be watching this at least 7 more times until it stops being funny.

07/15/2008 07:29:00 AM

12pack

'They're Haunted'. . . ROFLMAO

07/15/2008 07:28:00 AM

ymala1

Lux Aeterna (Requiem for a Dream) by Clint Mansell.

07/15/2008 07:23:00 AM

night

Anyone know the name of the music that plays when Batman uses his "batvision"? It's one of those you hear everywhere.

07/15/2008 07:04:00 AM

mbkerr

Oh great! Who the fuck invited you Gladstone?! Why don't you cut (makes cutting motion) it (points) out(makes hitchiking motion)! No one wants you here.

07/15/2008 06:47:00 AM