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Posted on 7/20/2008 5:26:18 PM

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Posted on 7/10/2008 12:59:16 AM

Just wait until Angelina Jolie shows up in public sporting a pair of assless Chinos. At some point she almost has to.

Posted on 7/5/2008 7:11:47 PM

lol I love how all the earlier comments loved this and people gradually became haters. Ya, I've seen better but it was still kinda funny. Besides, now I can wear all my assless pants without feeling self-conscious. And don't forget the assless kilt, that's the best

Posted on 7/5/2008 6:59:40 AM

Assless Chinos. I haz them.

Posted on 7/5/2008 3:31:35 AM

Credit where it's due, this video delivered the punchline in a timely manner and didn't try to make more of the joke than was there. Unfortunately, the joke just wasn't that funny. Good effort, well made, it's just a pity that the punchline was no good.

Posted on 7/5/2008 1:29:18 AM

Is this a parody of a specific ad in America? or just a general genre pisstake? Either way... lame, and not funny.

Posted on 7/4/2008 11:09:53 PM

A+ on the deadpan, F on the humor. So, good enough for an A at any Ivy League.

Posted on 7/4/2008 9:32:50 PM

I must admit i did expect more.

Posted on 7/4/2008 8:16:22 PM

aw man, weak.

Posted on 7/4/2008 3:45:04 PM

Like the Dijigglios video, this doesn't really work unless you actually see the kind of commercials they're parodizing on a regular basis. Otherwise it's just random weirdness.

Posted on 7/4/2008 3:26:25 PM

Just cause it's deadpan doesn't make it brilliant.

Posted on 7/4/2008 2:28:37 PM

I don't think i'm the first person to say this about one of the videos here but....you payed money for that? Seriously? There are some hilarious videos up here and this one is just depressing in comparison. My reaction? I'll be honest...I exhaled.

Posted on 7/4/2008 2:05:28 PM

C'mon Cracked you can do better than this!

Posted on 7/4/2008 11:59:19 AM

It's called "deadpan," geniuses. Look it up.

Posted on 7/4/2008 10:52:11 AM

Does that even qualify as a video? Maybe I just wasn't cultured enough to understand the obvious humor of using the word "ass" in a context that would normally be inappropriate on a commercial like that

Posted on 7/4/2008 10:10:09 AM

What's so good about them? Why do I need assless chinos?

Posted on 7/4/2008 10:08:34 AM

Gay

Posted on 7/4/2008 10:06:24 AM

Ditto with sigma, whats the point?
Though if more adverts were like this, maybe i would not of got rid of my TV connection.

Posted on 7/4/2008 9:02:12 AM

Haha. Deadpan humour at it's best!

Posted on 7/4/2008 8:46:09 AM