Declare Independence From Unnecessary Fabric

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Ha I am the 28th viewer!!!!

02/20/2009 03:08:00 PM
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07/20/2008 05:26:00 PM
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07/10/2008 12:59:00 AM
kellysingle0501

Just wait until Angelina Jolie shows up in public sporting a pair of assless Chinos. At some point she almost has to.

07/05/2008 07:11:00 PM
Hamper

lol I love how all the earlier comments loved this and people gradually became haters. Ya, I've seen better but it was still kinda funny. Besides, now I can wear all my assless pants without feeling self-conscious. And don't forget the assless kilt, that's the best

07/05/2008 06:59:00 AM
Lyonkyng

Assless Chinos. I haz them.

07/05/2008 03:31:00 AM
Psychosquirrel

Credit where it's due, this video delivered the punchline in a timely manner and didn't try to make more of the joke than was there. Unfortunately, the joke just wasn't that funny. Good effort, well made, it's just a pity that the punchline was no good.

07/05/2008 01:29:00 AM
Wallsy

Is this a parody of a specific ad in America? or just a general genre pisstake? Either way... lame, and not funny.

07/04/2008 11:09:00 PM
lux

A+ on the deadpan, F on the humor. So, good enough for an A at any Ivy League.

07/04/2008 09:32:00 PM
Acosmist

I must admit i did expect more.

07/04/2008 08:16:00 PM
Larwick

aw man, weak.

07/04/2008 03:45:00 PM
pomunium

Like the Dijigglios video, this doesn't really work unless you actually see the kind of commercials they're parodizing on a regular basis. Otherwise it's just random weirdness.

07/04/2008 03:26:00 PM
Negative_Creep

Just cause it's deadpan doesn't make it brilliant.

07/04/2008 02:28:00 PM
ramenkingroshi

I don't think i'm the first person to say this about one of the videos here but....you payed money for that? Seriously? There are some hilarious videos up here and this one is just depressing in comparison. My reaction? I'll be honest...I exhaled.

07/04/2008 02:05:00 PM
OnTheRun

C'mon Cracked you can do better than this!

07/04/2008 11:59:00 AM
Zuul

It's called "deadpan," geniuses. Look it up.

07/04/2008 10:52:00 AM
SonOfMagicFact

Does that even qualify as a video? Maybe I just wasn't cultured enough to understand the obvious humor of using the word "ass" in a context that would normally be inappropriate on a commercial like that

07/04/2008 10:10:00 AM
Caspian

What's so good about them? Why do I need assless chinos?

07/04/2008 10:08:00 AM
mandeponium

Gay

07/04/2008 10:06:00 AM
silvadream

Ditto with sigma, whats the point? Though if more adverts were like this, maybe i would not of got rid of my TV connection.

07/04/2008 09:02:00 AM
MichaelFurlong
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