Who Would Actually Pay to See the New Eddie Murphy Movie?

Whiteshake!

01/30/2009 01:57:00 PM

POLLY

Wallsy, no one likes you or thinks you're funny. Please die.

01/02/2009 07:29:00 AM

POLLY

jajajaja, no entiendo soy de mexico XD

11/24/2008 05:27:00 PM

Rubenstinsky

Ahahahahaha! That was awesome! Actually, I was a bit surprised that such a one-joke sketch could make me laugh that long, but you guys did it! Nice job! (That's not sarcasm. Nice job. Very few people can stretch something that long and make it entertaining until the end. :D)

09/22/2008 03:15:00 PM

Tartra

youarejahish: see: satire.

09/04/2008 08:45:00 AM

kmsuperstar

holy dogshit. i was crying. thank you

07/25/2008 09:55:00 AM

Flip

hahahahaha This is hilarious. Love that everyone knows it sucks. Best show since Sext Messaging on Digitalfuntown.com http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

07/23/2008 10:42:00 AM

LanitaBonita

Good,and i think we can check out more good on B l a c k s ug ar m o mm y do t co m

07/20/2008 05:24:00 PM

uwnofenufe

lol i saw both meet dave and norbit both were pretty good

07/19/2008 11:51:00 PM

moeali777

This would be funny, if it wasn't so fucking racist. Seriously... "They all look alike"?

07/14/2008 04:02:00 PM

youarejahish

Eddie Murphy.....You go girl!!!!!!!

07/13/2008 04:48:00 PM

FemBots

so absolute, youre comparing eddie murphy and jamie foxx because all black actors are the same....or because they were both in dreamgirls, your favorite movie?

07/13/2008 01:05:00 AM

jethro1863

nice

07/12/2008 06:16:00 PM

Obefiend

"They all look the same." Classic! Plus, the little girl got it right.

07/12/2008 04:05:00 PM

NyteWulf

Awesome! I've lost my respect for Eddie Murphy as well.

07/12/2008 03:16:00 PM

gladeplugins

This is the first video on Cracked I've ever laughed at. Fucking hilarious.

07/12/2008 12:04:00 PM

leadcharisma

12-part series chronicling the death of Eddie Murphy's career!! Both hilarious and true!

07/12/2008 11:30:00 AM

bez2083

Brilliant video and excellent performances all around, the joke about ET made my day.

07/12/2008 06:24:00 AM

freebie

Though Meet Dave does look pretty terrible, it doesn't look as bad as this.

07/12/2008 02:33:00 AM

Wallsy

Yeah, us whities ARE all the same, aren't we?

07/11/2008 11:58:00 PM

StickManJr

I don't think I was going to see this movie, but now I may have to just so I can see if it's really this bad. I doubt I will laugh as much as I did during this... unless I am probed by a Blalien.

07/11/2008 11:43:00 PM

Esquire

man that sux...eddie murphy can act and he keeps doing these paycheck films as opposed to building a respectable career like Jamie Foxx did.

07/11/2008 10:02:00 PM

Absolute

This was absolutely awesome, though I do want to see "dave's meat" now.

07/11/2008 08:59:00 PM

Conchamuda

Oh, I was disappointed. I haven't been to cracked for a few days and thought this was the new photoshop contest that was "Eddie Murphy movies you'd actually pay to see."

07/11/2008 08:13:00 PM

neeley09

Was that Dakota Fanning at the end? Whoever it was, she provided a succinct version of the reaction everyone had upon hearing about Meet Dave: No thanks.

07/11/2008 07:33:00 PM

uncouthyouth

Where are all the whiny minorities braying about the "they look the same" remark. Shouldn't there be someone trying to sue cracked? oh, wait, they DO look alike!

07/11/2008 07:30:00 PM

johnvince

Satch is back to weigh in on the mighty that have fallen Eddie ain't alone. What about Bill Murray - from Caddie Shack to Lost in Translation. What the F? Chevy Chase From Vacation to Christmas Vacation to Vegas Vacation. And i think I saw him at the bar in that piece of crap Lost in Translation.

07/11/2008 06:34:00 PM

satchelpaige

shaky camera makes me wanna barf :(

07/11/2008 06:26:00 PM

STLchicka

why not do a video on global warming? that's never been done.

07/11/2008 05:27:00 PM

Mark

Someone take that camera away from the drunk guy.

07/11/2008 04:40:00 PM

iraleecantellia

@SickBoy ...Why settle for one supporting role in a respectable movie (Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls) when you can have ALL the LEAD roles in an unwatchable movie? Your rage is appropriate.

07/11/2008 04:01:00 PM

ProbableBastard

I apologize for the gratuitous punctuation. My rage got the better of me there.

07/11/2008 03:50:00 PM

SickBoy

Why do Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers always insist on playing five different roles in the same shitty movie? Is one character mugging for the camera not enough?! How much attention will they need before they can sleep at night???!!!

07/11/2008 03:48:00 PM

SickBoy

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07/11/2008 03:37:00 PM

ProbableBastard

HA! I laughed so hard I think I may have pooped myself... Who the hell is probably bastards?

07/11/2008 03:25:00 PM

Harrison

Hahaha...but you wouldn't be laughing if Eddie Murphy really did lick your girlfriend's V-spot. Trust me. Nice vid, Cracked.

07/11/2008 01:50:00 PM

SonnyChiba

Heh. Whiteshake. Now I know what to do with my friends to look extra nerdish and caucasian-y.

07/11/2008 12:57:00 PM

roguehobbit

its true! white people are so lame!

07/11/2008 12:37:00 PM

checkminus

This is HILARIOUS! Would LOVE to see more of these!

07/11/2008 12:14:00 PM

Boococky

Love it. The video, not the Eddie Murphy movie. But you have to admit it's an easy target. I'm just surprised the Eddie Murphy robot isn't wearing an Eddie Murphy fat suit as well.

07/11/2008 11:33:00 AM

Dragnet714

I wish it was a freaky gay porn, PRICELESS, I wanna see more of these guys

07/11/2008 11:19:00 AM

Canoodle

I love Eddie Murphy gay porn. But I think that Portugal dude starred in a religious sitcom. Seriously. God may strike him down with a Thunderbolt of Fury, but it would be for a good cause. This made me laugh.

07/11/2008 11:17:00 AM

tomkazansky

About the sketch.. I just think it's great that the first bastard has a "PORTUGAL" soccer t-shirt. PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! And that's about it..

07/11/2008 11:12:00 AM

MIURA

So funny, and so true...

07/11/2008 11:04:00 AM

Fish_nets

Will Ferrell's still funny! For the doubters, I think the Stepbrothers movie will bring him back.

07/11/2008 10:50:00 AM

Brizz

Was that Barats? Or.. Beretta? I don't know which is which.

07/11/2008 10:44:00 AM

TychPsych

@silvadream: Blades of Glory

07/11/2008 10:28:00 AM

skipper

Fuck the haters. Hysterical. This movie makes (Eddie Murphy in a P.O.S.) seem like (Eddie Murphy in a bigger P.O.S.). Where were these guys when LOVE GURU dropped?

07/11/2008 10:28:00 AM

LightersKnives

meh

07/11/2008 10:15:00 AM

Psychosquirrel

As a big Eddie Murphy fan in the 80's this video made me laugh and cry and the same time. Poor Eddie. Nice job, Cracked.

07/11/2008 10:13:00 AM

SmooveO

Wow, that was wildly unfunny.

07/11/2008 10:01:00 AM

stevotheidiot

@ Presidentscroob : Name an SNL comedian and he fits your description. Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, the ones metioned below...I'm thinking Belushi and Farley OD'ed so they wouldn't have to suffer the same fate.

07/11/2008 09:52:00 AM

Mrgator189

probably bastards r definitely more funny than Eddie in eddie in this movie

07/11/2008 09:40:00 AM

satchelpaige

@pupadupe The Jerk vs. Bringing Down the House Planes Trains and Automobiles vs. The Pink Panther. I could go on..

07/11/2008 09:36:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Now I'm definitely going to see the movie! Hilarious!

07/11/2008 09:29:00 AM

Boltoflove

Very f*in funny.

07/11/2008 09:11:00 AM

christydeedee

the jews are at it again?

07/11/2008 09:02:00 AM

reece

It's funny because it's racist.

07/11/2008 08:42:00 AM

Siebenstein

Heee, this is very silly.

07/11/2008 08:16:00 AM

Namorgasm

Fookin' Brilliant

07/11/2008 07:54:00 AM

BackInTime

there's cute guys in this video...no I don't mean Eddie Murphy

07/11/2008 07:53:00 AM

tank

Hamlet- How has Steve Martin fallen? I agree with the Mike Myers comment. As for this video...it wasn't funny. It wasn't clever. The most clever comment was probably from the little kid. Everything was just rehashed crap delivered in the most annoying way possible.

07/11/2008 07:47:00 AM

pupadupe

@ president scroob will ferell

07/11/2008 07:46:00 AM