Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk About Sex

Fox News is full of retards, I swear to GOD they're all fucking idiots. I mean, look at the stupid shit they say, and how they 'defend' what they say. Their level of research amounts to "it's true because I say it is, bitch," and they have absolutely NO respect for other parites, NO self-restraint, and NO dignity to speak of.

10/22/2009 06:39:00 PM

angryscotsman93

Have you watched an episode of Red Eye? It's a funny show. Why do you think that Greg Guttfeld is a neo-con?

09/23/2009 05:17:00 PM

stritefast

WHY WAS THERE A PICTURE OF A COCK NEXT TO THAT WOMAN'S HEAD???!!! COME ON, YOU SAW IT, DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!!

12/25/2008 12:19:00 AM

gmale9000

the fuck? was that ending theme nick cave??

12/16/2008 09:13:00 AM

lychee

Haha "Who are they?" This is so awkward.

08/08/2008 09:15:00 AM

handbag

Wouldn't it be "Malf Yaf"? DISGRACE

07/28/2008 12:14:00 PM

Patchi

This is hilarious. I want to meet the asshole that hired this guy. Well it is Fox News. I only get my news from DFT NEWS . . . It's fake, but way more legit. http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

07/23/2008 10:47:00 AM

LanitaBonita

A famous wealthy model uploaded this video on B l a c k s ug ar m o mm y do t co m, it is an online dating some young actors and college guys pleasure older wealthy women. And she is also a member on that page, some of her hot videos can be found there.

07/20/2008 05:26:00 PM

uwnofenufe

That's what SHE said!

07/13/2008 04:37:00 PM

FemBots

Too late. I already abused my poodle in shame filled anger.

07/10/2008 03:36:00 PM

G-Stone

I didn't mean Gladstone sucked, I mean the douche bag in the video sucked, hard.

07/10/2008 03:27:00 PM

FemBots

Gladstone-- you're awesome. More frequent updates please. Sorry you have to live in Maine. Love, me (no homo)

07/10/2008 11:40:00 AM

WeeOooWeeOoo

You hear that? They're discussing my work on a Black dating site. Take that DOB!

07/10/2008 04:09:00 AM

G-Stone

I saw many people are talking about this. They are discussing this on the forum of black dating site called blackbbwmeet dot com. Maybe you may meet your life partner there if you have a look

07/10/2008 12:18:00 AM

kellysingle0501

This comment will make more sense

07/09/2008 07:05:00 PM

spacespam

Hahaha, that was funny. Why do people hate you?

07/09/2008 06:32:00 PM

Ikin

That sucks worse than anything that has ever lived. On another note, I'm super jazzed Jesse Helms is dead.

07/09/2008 11:37:00 AM

FemBots

WHAT IS THE FREAKING DEAL...with all these stupid person-bots spamming their stupid dating sites?!?!

07/09/2008 08:46:00 AM

tank

Why wear a suit in the first place? It tends to distance you from the viewer.

07/08/2008 07:46:00 PM

Black-Velvet

I'm not gonna fancy this up. Rbastid is a douche. Plain and simple.

07/08/2008 07:32:00 PM

GravyJ

come on gladstone , you obviously have never watched red eye...it's supposed to be bad , duh.

07/08/2008 04:05:00 PM

jimbo1972

Well thank you. But for the record, while I might be older than some of the manful young lads I work with, I don't believe I'm technically "middle aged."

07/08/2008 11:36:00 AM

G-Stone

Ha, ha!! Rbastid, do you have a website that gets more than 30 hits? Does anyone know who you are? What was that Gladstone said about making fun of minor celebrities? Plus, Gladstone is hot. Middle aged, cheap suit and all.

07/08/2008 11:16:00 AM

greengoddess

Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk About Sex... Fox news shouldn't be allowed to talk about anything inho.

07/08/2008 09:41:00 AM

Choc

I think Rbastid is a deeply offended fox news show host who was trolling the web for "new" material.

07/08/2008 09:10:00 AM

HamletTheDane

Wait, one moment here, did Gutfeild say at the end he has rat porn and monkey porn? Thats just fucked up.

07/08/2008 08:40:00 AM

BorrisBurritto

Rbastid just joined Cracked to leave that comment. Awesome. Everything you say is so true. I only have 30 hits a day. Check. If I had a better budget I'd actually film in a local bar. CHECK! (just like the professionals do right?) My suit is cheap. Check. (Your ability to discern that based on just the shoulder via an internet display is staggering and frighteningly accurate). I worship Keith Olberman. Check. That's so accurate because everyone who watches HBN knows I LOVE sanctimonious editorializing in the media. HBN is all about praising that. I could go on, but at the end of the day, you've admitted online that you're a big Gutfeld fan which is punishment enough for you. PS Although I did say "Look at him," I didn't mean look he's ugly or something. That's the kind of comment you would make. I mean, look at his demeanor.

07/08/2008 07:32:00 AM

G-Stone

Wow you have the never to comment on Gutfelds look? Your a middle age man sitting infront of a green screened bar, your budget doesn't include being able to talk to a bar owner and filming there? And oh the "Neo-con" label, didn't see that coming from a mile away. Have you actually watched the show or did you just get tossed this clip and decide to cry because someone can be on TV instead of a website with 30 hits a day? (Which shows true due to the fact any watcher knows the 3rd portion of the show is dedicated to 1 person) Also way to cut a 8 minute piece into 30 seconds of footage. Maybe one day you'll get to sit at Olberdouche's pannel and talk about your sex dreams with him, until then you'll just be doing a crappy blog infront of a green wall in that cheap cheap suit.

07/08/2008 07:22:00 AM

Rbastid

Boy, I wanted to say that you suck, Gladstone, but I just can't. Sorry. Looks like I won't win anything this week. However, the one good thing Guttfield did was totally discredit his interviewee by referencing the SCUM Manifesto and it flying totally over her head. She sucks at knowing feminist issues almost as much as Guttfield sucks at being human.

07/08/2008 06:03:00 AM

Boonehams

Wanna please a wealthy sexy sugarmomma to get what you want? Try UKsugarmommy - d ot c om, Bored sexy woman wanna try anything exciting with a young strong man, and in return of satifying the mature woman, you may be rewarded anything you like.

07/08/2008 02:08:00 AM

cindy01rich

to santango.... REALLY? you actually thing that the comments "god i fucking hate you gladstone" and "Gladstone sucks his mothers balls" trumps this video... SERIOUSLY? Anybody could use those insults on anybody else...and they'd still be completely lame. They are completely talentless burns.

07/07/2008 11:58:00 PM

lounsey

"How can I make this as awkward as possible? I know, be a bigger cunt then my guest! I'm a genius."

07/07/2008 11:37:00 PM

Kilvas

Gladstone, the "two random people sitting off the camera" scene was priceless. Thanks for the laugh.

07/07/2008 11:33:00 PM

MiGhKuL

This one was good. In a few of the previous ones, you got too bitterly into character and I went from laughing because it reminded me a little of my father, to anguish... you bastard. Where the fuck were you last Christmas?

07/07/2008 10:45:00 PM

Matt

god that woman pissed me off. she writes a whole book about how the quest for sex shapes the modern MAN. you know how you can tell her book is bullshit? Notice she's a woman?

07/07/2008 09:07:00 PM

AnderX

This was much better than the last few, but easily trumped by licurgo's comment. And Gladstone, you broke your promise. Shut the fuck up already.

07/07/2008 08:56:00 PM

santango

I like Greg Guttfield, in spite of this, Gladstone fucking rules and this episode of HBN rules.

07/07/2008 07:17:00 PM

JBottleCasino

Sorry, Man. I think I got the album right last week& ..

07/07/2008 06:58:00 PM

Jmx70inNJ

No offense taken, but I have to disagree with you. Notwithstanding the song you referenced, it is the titular track off their final album, The Night. http://www.amazon.com/Night-Morphine/dp/B000046PUL/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1215482213&sr=8-2

07/07/2008 06:56:00 PM

G-Stone

And leave the two coreys alone, Gutfeld! ! ! they have at least gotten laid ONCE! ! !

07/07/2008 06:53:00 PM

Jmx70inNJ

No Offense to Gladstone, But the song is called  lilah by the band Morphine, off the album  Like Swimming Gladstone rules for having it on Hate By Numbers! ! ! Gladstone- use other Morphine songs in the future and keep em Guessing ! ! ! Morphine- Good Cure for Pain (?) Yes (,) Like Swimming The Night.

07/07/2008 06:52:00 PM

Jmx70inNJ

p.s. Given his comment about repopulating an entire city with only one male and 1000 women, my guess is incestuous union. His father is also his brother.

07/07/2008 06:48:00 PM

JohnTCapp

Is Gutfeld the product of asexual reproduction or incestuous union? It's gotta be one of those two, and the world needs to know.

07/07/2008 06:44:00 PM

JohnTCapp

Gladstone you should include credits at the end of your videos so people stop asking what the song is.

07/07/2008 05:38:00 PM

iraleecantellia

Gladstone you must be an insomniac, i don't know where you are; but that show's on at like 3am Eastern. It's actually the only good thing ever on FNC. Gutfeld is a freak though.

07/07/2008 04:46:00 PM

EBuzzMiller

All right I don't usually accept marriage proposals to mere complimentary avatars i know nothing about, but damn it, something tells me this is just crazier enough to work! Be mine!

07/07/2008 03:48:00 PM

G-Stone

How many times do I have to propose to you! Exellent!

07/07/2008 02:35:00 PM

Flabbergastedly

what song is that at the end?

07/07/2008 02:09:00 PM

rezdis

This is mad awkward . . . Feel free to make fun of Fox News all you want. I'd much rather get my trashy news from Digitalfuntown.com. DFT News is way better http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

07/07/2008 02:04:00 PM

BuckFush

Nice one! :D

07/07/2008 02:00:00 PM

zinbiel

You should do a Hate by Numbers for the Cracked comment section.

07/07/2008 01:14:00 PM

TychPsych

The bastage (Greg Gutfeld) won't let her talk...he has to put this whole poor stand-up act on instead. Where's my egg nog!?

07/07/2008 01:10:00 PM

madmanduck

I keep hoping that gladstone will finally choke to death on his huge ego, but just like a case of herpes, apparently he will never die. Do they make a Valtrex for shitty internet videos?

07/07/2008 01:08:00 PM

TheDirtball

Good for you, Eamon. You're really getting into the spirit of Hate by Numbers. Gladstone has successfully gotten you to vent your frustration in a spiteful way. Good to know you enjoy the show so much.

07/07/2008 12:24:00 PM

SickBoy

"Only a complete jackass picks on minor celebrities in an attempt to be funny." -- that's the truth.

07/07/2008 12:23:00 PM

floob

The only thing worse than Fox News? Hate by numbers. Hey, I've got an idea, how about Hate by Numbers, Hate by numbers edition, where Gladstone makes a special talking about how much his show sucks. BRING BACK LEX.

07/07/2008 11:38:00 AM

EamonQuinn

Licurgo, you seem to have a lot of excess anger lingering about your person. And you are obviously trying very hard to sound as offensive as possible... and it's pretty convicing...i mean, you have the DEVIL as a profile picture...and we all know he's pretty badass, so we see that you must mean business. And those biting comments... ouch, so eloquent and well thought out, how could they fail to hit the mark. Lots of punctuation always conveys a point well...right?????!!!! Maybe you should take a leaf from Gladstones book and try for some subtlety in your humour, 'cause right now you are about as subtle as a sledgehammer... Another thing for you to ponder. They say that the biggest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Howzabout trying to convince us that you don't exist by disappearing from the site forever?

07/07/2008 11:03:00 AM

lounsey

You know, Gladstone. You could have just said, "Fox News shouldn't have been allowed to talk about sex because they're Fox News," and be done with it.

07/07/2008 10:44:00 AM

hulk67851

number three and four...hilarious

07/07/2008 10:36:00 AM

crazydaiz

only one comment???!! comment back to me!!! love me!!! I don't have fox new because I live in a kangaroo's pouch so it wasn't degenerated at all!!! !!!!!! !!!!

07/07/2008 10:28:00 AM

starberry

I like it when you pick on Fox News. Stick with it.

07/07/2008 10:07:00 AM

TychPsych

Fantasies I have had that allows me to have sex with 1000 women.....awesome

07/07/2008 10:06:00 AM

ScottZ

This is easily the best hate by numbers so far. Well done.

07/07/2008 09:44:00 AM

harveystewart

That guy is such a fool, that guy being the one doing the interview. P.S. i think you need a different name for this video series.

07/07/2008 09:38:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Sigh... Hate by Numbers is nice, but I miss my News on Cracked.

07/07/2008 09:37:00 AM

Firecrotch

I actually laughed out loud on the "who are they?" joke, and was that a slightly higher quality video?

07/07/2008 09:33:00 AM

Mr_Hym

you guys are turning him emo!!! soon he'll grow his hair long, comb it forward and learn 3 chords of a guitar so he can start a shitty band. hell, it would be better than "his royal majesty".

07/07/2008 09:27:00 AM

finalcut315

Neocons are a transformer I know I have the 20th anniversary masterpiece edition of Neocon Prime

07/07/2008 08:56:00 AM

tank

I have to agree with a few people, I hate Gladstone, he just seems like a massive asshole, but he's funny.

07/07/2008 08:46:00 AM

ZanderArch

I bet he cares (not) a lot about your disdain towards him, licurgo.

07/07/2008 08:46:00 AM

gladeplugins

The problem is that "neocon" has such a protean definition that it conveys no real meaning. Does it mean a Bush supporter? A formerly liberal Jew who became conservative in the 1970's? An Iraq hawk? A Zionist? No one knows, because it's meaningless.

07/07/2008 08:46:00 AM

Acosmist

Haha a better one. :)

07/07/2008 08:45:00 AM

Larwick

Hate by Numbers fills the hole that was left when The News on Cracked was ripped out. Gimme more! I wants more!

07/07/2008 08:41:00 AM

webnesto

God I fucking hate you gladstone.

07/07/2008 08:17:00 AM

Iicurgo

I went to high school with Joy Boner.

07/07/2008 07:23:00 AM

Saul Goode

I really like the intro, it gives me a massive joy-boner :)

07/07/2008 07:07:00 AM

Brizz

You could have hated a lot more things, however your joke about the "who are they" was great.

07/07/2008 07:05:00 AM

Onodera

Awesome. Have you noticed how quickly her smile disappeared after he told her she had a name from a comic book? also, the self-clarity face you did after your third point was priceless.

07/07/2008 06:46:00 AM

Green Peace

Have you ever seen an entire episode of Red-Eye, or did you just go to foxnews.com and find this clip from the show because you were short on time? Greg is known for interviewing people about unicorns. You can't take anything the man says seriously; Greg doesn't even take himself seriously. How can you make fun of a man who makes fun of himself on a regular basis? It just seems... lazy. And redundant. On top of that, yes, I am tired of people making fun of Fox news. The people on Fox news are a bunch of morons, and I don't need people telling me what I already know (and hear on a daily basis).

07/07/2008 06:45:00 AM

CorthNech

of course, all neocons are conservative republicans. Like Scoop Jackson, former democratic senator from Washington. Or Joe Lieberman, Democrat(ish) of Connecticut. or Democratic rep John Murtha, who would tear off your balls with a spork if you ever called him a dove.

07/07/2008 06:39:00 AM

gxrobillard

This was awesome! I think using the improved mimics that you started to make pay off but what do I know. This one was much better than your previous shows.

07/07/2008 06:29:00 AM

Stormfucker

LOL, good one. Wow she is a cutie! www.an0n.mirrorz.com

07/07/2008 06:12:00 AM

RedFoxOne

Gladstone, i have to say you grow on me like a an unintrusive fungus. And i mean that in the best possible way. Keep up the good work. Or else.

07/07/2008 06:10:00 AM

smnoamls

whats a neocon is it a transformer

07/07/2008 05:56:00 AM

tank

This is the only comment I'm giving today. Part of the neocon definition is based on a Hawkish foreign policy, especially in the middle east. Gutfeld has that agenda. One need not be part of the moral majority to be a neocon. the end.

07/07/2008 05:51:00 AM

G-Stone

I just like the song you play at the end of every video.

07/07/2008 05:43:00 AM

coltonwhite

Neo-con? what a douchebag ...

07/07/2008 05:43:00 AM

Lizardking

Are liberals still calling people they don't like neocons? Yeesh, I thought they'd grown out of that.

07/07/2008 05:38:00 AM

Arturo_the_awesome

5/5

07/07/2008 05:35:00 AM

bouchedaggery

Neocon? Sigh.

07/07/2008 05:26:00 AM

Acosmist