5 Reasons You're Going to Hate 'Hancock'
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Hanc**k? Really? The profanity bot is so uptight you can't even use c**k in the surname of one of the signatories of the Declaration of Independance?
ReplySo the fact that I live just up the road from the hamlet of C**kfield (really, I do), a community mentioned in the Doomsday Book, a census document commissioned by William the Conquerer, the last man to successfully invade England a thousand years ago, give or take fifty years (that's for the Americans among you whose heritage does not include that of your former colonial masters ) is totally unacceptable to the uptight sensibilities of this program?
Wait, he lets him get away with "no new superheroes in the past 40 years" crap? Really? I mean, sure, focus on how Hancock's powers are pretty similar to superman's on the surface, but that's not the main problem with that claim. The problem is that he's ignoring Deadpool. And one or two others I guess, but f**k them because Deadpool.
Replya*****e Gladstone. Don't be so extremely eager to find something bad. Look better. There are always bad parts. Really bad, not just morally iffy.
ReplyMaybe next time you should wait until actually seeing the movie, because you're clearly wrong about several of your points.
Replyi thought hanc**k was a good movie it show what a normal person would do if they were a superhero sure flying drunk isnt good but after saving a city and getting no respect would get tiring fast and yes CGI gets used a lot but thats the age we live in now. Now he is like superman witch isnt really that original but its like superman but with a normal person as superman. overall i thought it was pretty good.
ReplyI love Gladstone.
ReplyNot a Gladstone fan but certainly not a Redak fan. Your explanation is ill thought and does not make sense. Don't want to waste too much time on this but take for example, Gladstone does a weekly humor video, yet he acts 'seriously' whilst doing it. Well, while he wasn't actually being 'serious' apparently some of the people that watch him are. Furthermore just because he is a humorous blogger doesn't make him less human than the rest of us. I fear Redak is is taking comedy way too seriously. Personally I don't mind Gladstone, but I do mind Redak.
ReplyNot a Smith fan but certainly not a Gladstone fan. The 5 reasons are ill thought out and do not make sense. Don't want to waste too much time on this but take for example the comment that Smith should be criticised for saying it's a film for 'normal' people when his lifestyle and status doesn't match this. Well, he never said he was 'normal' he just said the people watching it are. Furthermore, just because he's a film star doesn't make him less human than the rest of us. I fear Gladstone is making some pretty big and unfounded assumptions. Personally I didn't like the film but I like Gladstone even less.
ReplyI love how you use the word "futhermore" in your comment like it makes you seem smart and not like a pretentious jackwad.
Regardless of anyones thoughts on Will...he is the most bankable actor. He holds the record for consecutive movies grossing over 100 million and was said to be the only "Sure thing" in hollywood when put in a movie.
ReplyGladstone absolutely sucks. He isn't funny at all and he annoys me. Now you can make fun of me for still watching this video and taking the time to comment. Thanks.
ReplyWell done HBN
ReplyGod, is he funny!! And i wanted to see Hancock, but seeing this, LOL!!
ReplyHATE BY NUMBERS FREAKIN' RULES!!!
Replywill looks like a geek in here. guess he never really stopped being the fresh prince.
ReplyI don't see why so many people flame you, I really like HBN. It's more mellow, subtle, mature humour than Lex (no offense, Lex)and it's refreshing on Cracked.
Reply...I really wish I'd taken this to heart before going to the theaters. Lesson learned.
ReplyI saw the film last night. It was a lot better than I thought it would be, but of course, it does steal his powers premise from Superman, Spiderman and Iron Man a bit. Powers: Superman. Problems: Spider Man, and alcoholism: Iron Man. Sorry, Will, not a new superhero. Although, I was entertained, it wasn't the most original idea.
ReplyI like Hate By Numbers, but I love Will Smith. No one can say anything bad about him.
ReplyStill I admire you for not going for an easy target.
He was full of shit when he said there hasn't been a new superhero for fourty years.
Hellboy is a terrific example...Spawn is a terrible example.
But yeah, there have been characters created during the bronze and modern age.
Gladstone, once again you fail.
ReplyBe. More. Funny.
HBN is the stupidest crap I've ever had the mispleasure of watching. If you pull your head out of your ass and bother to make a real point in one of these, maybe it wouldn't suck so hard. Thanks for the waste of time.
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