Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom

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  1. ED209

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    It is clearly a prowler wearing a Punisher t-shirt (black parts can't be seen against the dark of night).
    Seriously, look at it. Punisher t-shirt. Scoring points for irony being, y'know, probably a criminal and all.
    The guy should probably have stopped making amateur X-Files episodes and called the freakin' cops.

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  2. EamonQuinn

    • 0

    Proof that life is not fair; every single tsinkin' HBN is still online, but WiD is almost totally gone from this server.

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  3. Starbite

    • 0

    Probably not going to get a response cos this is from a while ago, but Gladstone, what's a 45?

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    1. thefirstkitten

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      You may never see this reply, but here it is. A 45 is a type of gun that uses .45 mm ammo. They may be referring to something else as I am too lazy to find the post you are referencing.

  4. Kilvas

    • 0

    I refuse to believe that video is true. It's actually the world's most impressive hoax: that Larry King imposter was damn good at it.

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  5. starberry

    • 0

    Loved it, good comeback from the last one. Drawn out for now was freaking awesome.

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  6. J-pappi

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    What is it with everyone giving him shit for not being Lex Friedman? That's not very neighborly.

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  7. J-pappi

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    Be careful admitting in print that you turn people on to morphine; it might come back to haunt you.

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  8. G-Stone

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    No joke, i think HBN has turned on to Morphine no fewer than 20 people that I know of. At least that's how many times I've answer the "what song is that" question.
    a couple of my youtube subscribers basically admitted they came only for the Morphine, but stayed for the Gladstone.

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  9. django

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    You know what's ironic Gladstone? Despite the hatred-based nature of this program, the intro of these videos introduced me to the band Morphine, which has made me very happy.

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  10. Zman1026

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    you should do a hate by numbers about your comments section, it's ture

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  11. Samehada

    • 0

    That "re-enactment" is gonna haunt me...

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  12. hellblade

    • 0

    laura bush really has this reptilian look going on...

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  13. Zman1026

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    now how am i supposed to feel stoney, I think your smugness and sarcasm just put me in my place, Fuck.

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  14. EamonQuinn

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    Ok, it's not that I HATE 'hate by numbers', but seriously, it's not nearly as good as week in douchebaggery, bring back Lex! =[

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  15. Black-Velvet

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    That's the Cracked key demographic in a nutshell.

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  16. G-Stone

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    Oh, who am I kidding? it's because I'm a smug bastard who will talk about Zman behind his back first chance I get while hitting on his old lady with cheesy come on lines stolen from Larry from old Three's Company episodes.

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  17. Black-Velvet

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    I think it's just because he's trying to keep a certain pose while looking in the camera. You know, in order to make the video look professional (which must be hard with that cheap blue screen).

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  18. Zman1026

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    alright maybe you are cooler than I give you credit for, but damn, you sure come across as one smug bastard

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  19. G-Stone

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    The Night by Morphine.

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  20. dariusmiles

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    Does anyone know what song is playing at the beginning and end?

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