4 Reasons You're Going To Hate The New Mike Myers Movie
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he's way to close to the camera.
ReplyWhere's the clip for "Adam Sandler's next movie"? Hell, he doesn't even act in any of his movies, just plays himself in each one. Same with Rob Schneider.
ReplyI paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, FullBids.com
ReplyCarlitos might be a dick. But Gladstone replying back like that, he's a bit of a c**t, wouldn't care if he was actually funny/interesting.
ReplyGladstone can obviously not deal with criticism judging by his response
ReplyI agree with Carlitos...I like Cracked, but I never did like hate by numbers...it is WAY boring. Let the flame ensue...
ReplyCarlitos, go over and hang out in the spam commenters area if you're looking for positive feedback to ungrounded flaming based entirely on personal bias. They'll like you no matter what you say, if you visit their sites..
Replyfuck off Carlitos, you bard. You don't know squat and are probably going to be attacked by a mob of angry fans with pitch-forks and torches.
ReplyCarlitos is a bitch.
ReplyGladstone, you rock.
Carlitos:
ReplySo he burned you and you wanted to show and tell? I think you're supposed to be embarrassed by that kind of thing.
I agree with you that he sucks on camera and has no enthusiasm. But there are ways of going about things without being a know-it-all douche bag flamer.
The material is good and he gets the point across. Even if it wasn't FUCKING HILARIOUS like most entries on this site.
wow... so this gladstone guy took the time to reply to my email... email attached... what's the point of hating others if you won't people hate you back?
ReplyFrom:Gladstone
Subject:sorry for the delay
I only just saw your Mike Myers hate by numbers comments now.
Fuck off.
Thanks. Again, sorry for the delay.
if lex did come back he would put carlitos as #1 d-bag for picking fights on the internet
ReplyPS gladstone kicks ass :D
haha, Carlitos:
Reply1. you are probably not camera-pretty. Even your typed words are ugly.
2. you lack expression. Your derisiveness lacks inventiveness.
3. you lack timing. This is not your fault however as we are all reading your tripe at our own pace.
4. you are obnoxious. This much is obvious from unprovoked internet attacks. Your monologue reeks of Captain Kirkery.
5. and finally, a piece of advice. just deal with mediocrity in a more positive way. remember that you're just some lines we read on a website. the bells that rings when reading this has nothing to do with me, but with the reflection it might bring upon your being so... well, boring and lame.
not unlike myself, but I was being purposely unoriginaly to prove a point.
Ignore the haters Gladstone - what have douchebags like Carlitos ever contributed? Fuck 'em. You rock.
ReplySo, given that I see the so called author has decided to reply, here's my reply to yours...
Reply1- Dude, you are not camera pretty. Hell, you are not pretty at all. Trying to hide your overweight by looking the camera sideways just doesn't make it.
2- You lack expression. This can be handed over to the funniest guy in the office and he will do better.
3- You lack timing. Your monologues are Tarantino's at his worst. Hell, that is a long shot, but you get the point (you can stand in front of a camera, read some lines and send them somewhere, so I assume your analytical skills are on the required level)
4- You are obnoxious. Adding the words "hate" and "reasons" doesn't make a video more interesting. On the contrary, it's like hearing the chubby/goth kid back in high school explaining why he hates women again. It's not because he's too cool to be understood, it's actually because he is not getting any.
5- And finally, a piece of advice. Just deal with criticism in a more possitive way.
amazing that something that would be hilarious in writing, can make you cringe when presented as a video.
ReplyWRITE, dude, and stay away from the camera.
dude, i loved that movie
ReplyMovies all suck nowadays. I have hopes the Dark Knight will turn that around, though. Good video, man.
Replyu suck gladstone , you only wish your left nut was a talented as the great MIKE MYERS...he rocks , sha !!!
ReplyI usually fill my enema bags with green Hawaiian punch. That way when I finally let loose, it is a multicolored fountain of green goodness.
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