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Carlitos is a b***h.
Gladstone, you rock.

Carlitos:

So he burned you and you wanted to show and tell? I think you're supposed to be embarrassed by that kind of thing.

I agree with you that he sucks on camera and has no enthusiasm. But there are ways of going about things without being a know-it-all douche bag flamer.

The material is good and he gets the point across. Even if it wasn't f*****g HILARIOUS like most entries on this site.

wow... so this gladstone guy took the time to reply to my email... email attached... what's the point of hating others if you won't people hate you back?

From:Gladstone
Subject:sorry for the delay

I only just saw your Mike Myers hate by numbers comments now.

f**k off.

Thanks. Again, sorry for the delay.

if lex did come back he would put carlitos as #1 d-bag for picking fights on the internet
PS gladstone kicks ass :D

haha, Carlitos:
1. you are probably not camera-pretty. Even your typed words are ugly.
2. you lack expression. Your derisiveness lacks inventiveness.
3. you lack timing. This is not your fault however as we are all reading your tripe at our own pace.
4. you are obnoxious. This much is obvious from unprovoked internet attacks. Your monologue reeks of Captain Kirkery.
5. and finally, a piece of advice. just deal with mediocrity in a more positive way. remember that you're just some lines we read on a website. the bells that rings when reading this has nothing to do with me, but with the reflection it might bring upon your being so... well, boring and lame.

not unlike myself, but I was being purposely unoriginaly to prove a point.

Ignore the haters Gladstone - what have douchebags like Carlitos ever contributed? f**k 'em. You rock.

So, given that I see the so called author has decided to reply, here's my reply to yours...
1- Dude, you are not camera pretty. Hell, you are not pretty at all. Trying to hide your overweight by looking the camera sideways just doesn't make it.
2- You lack expression. This can be handed over to the funniest guy in the office and he will do better.
3- You lack timing. Your monologues are Tarantino's at his worst. Hell, that is a long shot, but you get the point (you can stand in front of a camera, read some lines and send them somewhere, so I assume your analytical skills are on the required level)
4- You are obnoxious. Adding the words "hate" and "reasons" doesn't make a video more interesting. On the contrary, it's like hearing the chubby/goth kid back in high school explaining why he hates women again. It's not because he's too cool to be understood, it's actually because he is not getting any.
5- And finally, a piece of advice. Just deal with criticism in a more possitive way. Remember I'm just some lines you read on a website. The bell that rings when reading this has nothing to do with me, but with the reflection it might bring upon your being so ... well, boring and lame.

amazing that something that would be hilarious in writing, can make you cringe when presented as a video.

WRITE, dude, and stay away from the camera.

You win Carlitos. As a majority shareholder in Cracked.com's recent IPO, you rule the day.

why is it that Cracked.com has such great writers, such funny craptions, such awesome pics contests, and not one single funny video? People, just watching these videos is a waste of banwidth... what's the point on keeping them coming back. This guy is awfully boring, repetitive and pretentious... shelve him, please.

dude, i loved that movie

Movies all suck nowadays. I have hopes the Dark Knight will turn that around, though. Good video, man.

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Glads--my man--I went to see the movie anyway . . . and I think Myers sat down and crapped out this movie in a single afternoon. I too reminded myself of his entire body of work that I love, and this was a departure. I'll boil it down to this: I know what shape a penis is, and thusly I was way ahead of this script.

I usually fill my enema bags with green Hawaiian punch. That way when I finally let loose, it is a multicolored fountain of green goodness.

Someone needs to kill him before he makes another movie. Him and Will Ferrell. And Dane Cook. Maybe Judd Apatow too.

@gladtone: most people aren't smart enough to notice. @somedayrome: perhaps but he doesn't spit ;)