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Once Jesus Got Famous He Changed, Man

He may go by "of Nazareth" but Jesus forgot where He came from.

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That is the best peasant ever. XD

6/16/2009 5:45:02 PM
ArisaWilder

"So you want the King of the Jews, the savior of man, to make you what is essentially a box?"

6/14/2009 2:03:54 PM
SIMM0NS77

funny. a bit ammoral but i try not to be objective. in unrelated news, f**k you ohiostatetenor.

4/12/2009 9:49:14 AM
theavenger121

"I'm also a great healer and preacher."

"I didn't asked for your hobbies."

3/22/2009 3:43:42 PM
dahwang12

God, finally a true representation of Jesus. Thank you

2/14/2009 9:11:18 AM
ohiostatetenor

Um, just passing this along, see. Got a note. Don't get it, but...

S inners
W ill
A lways
I nitialize,
M an

2/2/2009 10:44:00 AM
plinthcourse

Jesus is such a dick

12/14/2008 11:37:42 AM
diposablechild

Brilliance!

12/14/2008 9:13:21 AM
Distractedone

Can't you swim?

AHAHAHA!!

9/22/2008 3:32:03 PM
Tartra

Can you make me a walking stick?
awesome

9/21/2008 1:05:06 PM
gamerelite1

well, you're blind now.
haha

7/22/2008 8:18:13 PM
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7/10/2008 1:04:34 AM
kellysingle0501

For all this religious debate:

Just be nice people?
Seriously, just be nice and stop being douchebags. That would really help :)

6/29/2008 8:12:12 AM
Brizz

Haha, Jesus sounds like Johnny Depp! I wonder if this kind of conversation happened.
"Can you swim?" "Like a swan!"

6/19/2008 4:42:20 PM
STLchicka

I'm not sure a spleen would make good sandwich meat. Try the liver.

6/13/2008 1:36:05 PM
rev.felix

Yay for Clint Allen! I'm an athiest to. But agnostics aren't so bad, they're sprt of 1/2 atheists.

6/12/2008 2:26:59 AM
Sonicsceam2

I am a sexy big beauty and I would ask Jesus to send me a big manful guy to *PlusMeet.c om*, where so many big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys mingle and seek romance together!

6/4/2008 10:43:31 PM
sexybigbeauty

"Jesus can you make me a walking stick". roflmao. Btw everyone involved in this stupid little religious debate needs to stfu before I shove a pinball machine in your anus while making myself a sandwich out of your spleen: marinated in bone marrow sauce and wash it down with the tears of all the little kids I scare for entertainment. Have a nice day :)

6/4/2008 7:13:01 PM
Slightly_sane

No one walks unharmed through stardom ;)

PS: Stop the bickering about all the -isms, really, they're just confusing everyone. They're just meaningless anyway.

6/4/2008 8:17:21 AM
Doh

"You can't now, can you?"
"Why not?"
"Cause your blind!"
"Awww..."
"Awww, there goes your livelihood".

XD

6/4/2008 3:34:35 AM
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