Once Jesus Got Famous He Changed, Man

Jesus was Australian (or similar) =O

09/06/2009 08:21:00 PM

Lyco

so funny! probably my favorite video on this site yet!

07/13/2009 11:15:00 AM

elbuato

That is the best peasant ever. XD

06/16/2009 05:45:00 PM

ArisaWilder

"So you want the King of the Jews, the savior of man, to make you what is essentially a box?"

06/14/2009 02:03:00 PM

SIMM0NS77

funny. a bit ammoral but i try not to be objective. in unrelated news, fuck you ohiostatetenor.

04/12/2009 09:49:00 AM

theavenger121

"I'm also a great healer and preacher." "I didn't asked for your hobbies."

03/22/2009 03:43:00 PM

dahwang12

God, finally a true representation of Jesus. Thank you

02/14/2009 09:11:00 AM

ohiostatetenor

Um, just passing this along, see. Got a note. Don't get it, but... S inners W ill A lways I nitialize, M an

02/02/2009 10:44:00 AM

plinthcourse

Jesus is such a dick

12/14/2008 11:37:00 AM

diposablechild

Brilliance!

12/14/2008 09:13:00 AM

Distractedone

Can't you swim? AHAHAHA!!

09/22/2008 03:32:00 PM

Tartra

Can you make me a walking stick? awesome

09/21/2008 01:05:00 PM

gamerelite1

well, you're blind now. haha

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07/10/2008 01:04:00 AM

kellysingle0501

For all this religious debate: Just be nice people? Seriously, just be nice and stop being douchebags. That would really help :)

06/29/2008 08:12:00 AM

Brizz

Haha, Jesus sounds like Johnny Depp! I wonder if this kind of conversation happened. "Can you swim?" "Like a swan!"

06/19/2008 04:42:00 PM

STLchicka

I'm not sure a spleen would make good sandwich meat. Try the liver.

06/13/2008 01:36:00 PM

rev.felix

Yay for Clint Allen! I'm an athiest to. But agnostics aren't so bad, they're sprt of 1/2 atheists.

06/12/2008 02:26:00 AM

Sonicsceam2

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06/04/2008 10:43:00 PM

sexybigbeauty

"Jesus can you make me a walking stick". roflmao. Btw everyone involved in this stupid little religious debate needs to stfu before I shove a pinball machine in your anus while making myself a sandwich out of your spleen: marinated in bone marrow sauce and wash it down with the tears of all the little kids I scare for entertainment. Have a nice day :)

06/04/2008 07:13:00 PM

Slightly_sane

No one walks unharmed through stardom ;) PS: Stop the bickering about all the -isms, really, they're just confusing everyone. They're just meaningless anyway.

06/04/2008 08:17:00 AM

Doh

"You can't now, can you?" "Why not?" "Cause your blind!" "Awww..." "Awww, there goes your livelihood". XD

06/04/2008 03:34:00 AM

TickTockBang

Most agnostics are really just atheists who feel loud inbreds like Clint ruined their movement. We try to be polite with, "I'm agnostic," as opposed to "I don't want to hear it-- you're still a dumbass." By the way, great clip. Even with the lack of props the delivery was sharp.

06/04/2008 12:12:00 AM

CannedFury

"you can't go to another carpenter cuz you're BLIND!" lol loved that part the most

06/03/2008 06:30:00 PM

RaisukeUzarachi

"It's just I do alot of cool stuff in it!" Oh, this was brilliant. I laughed so hard. Jesus Jokes = awesome.

06/03/2008 11:48:00 AM

Taboo-in-Nature

Agnostics say 'fuck' a lot. Why so angry? love, your friendly neighbourhood equal opportunity religion offender

06/03/2008 06:23:00 AM

purplestar

That was loud out loud funny at the end, neverminding the accents:)

06/03/2008 06:16:00 AM

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06/03/2008 05:42:00 AM

Natnie

"Agnosticism is the dumbest thing ever. Agnostics are wishy-washy fucks who are afraid to make a decision. I'm atheist, BTW." @Clint_Allen: you are the biggest moron I have ever heard the displeasure to hear. Being agnostic isn't wishy washy, wtf does being afraid have to do with anything :S. They just believe that nothing can be know until it happens. You being an atheist can't say shit, atheism is just the rejection theism. WOW you're so smart, and you can't say shit like "I forgot that "not caring" is cool, since I haven't been in high school for 15 years or so" fuck man you're cool. Shit man I didn't realise I was so stupid for thinking there was a grey between the black and the white. Fuck you're retard, oh how I wish there was God of evil so he could kill morons like you who think they know everything but know shit all because they're so arrogant they should just die so the world can live in peace. end of my rant I'll be happy for a reply Clint with your wonderful views. If

06/03/2008 04:43:00 AM

cocksock

@PaulAyre You guys are awesome! I loved it =P

06/02/2008 09:30:00 PM

cindy

Hey, so I'm the guy who played Jesus and I figured I'd answer a few questions and make a few statements regarding the video. Didn't know this was posted here till I saw it on Digg (which I'm also kinda unfamiliar with :D) 1) Yeah, we're Australian. Though the character Jesus seems to work well in this British style I think... 2) We should've known this would spark a religious debate :D Sorry Internets 3) We filmed this on a whim in just over an hour or so, on windy cliffs in (or around) rain - sorry for the lack of costume, facial hair and sound quality :D There was no budget, so I apologise to the internet people who require beards and wigs for comedy :D 4) Thanks for Digging it. I think the support has inspired us to put more stuff online (we usually perform on stage). We will set aside wig budget. 5) I agree that Eric Idle and John Cleese could've done it better. We wrote a letter to them and they said they'd be glad to do it. Unfortunately, they were again, out of our budget.

06/02/2008 06:56:00 PM

PaulAyre

Okey dokey, time to get into the fray. Me likes some religious trolling. Atheism is cool, but only if it is anti-establishment. Religion is a lie, and it has killed people (with the throwing bibles-kinda like shirukens, but awesomer). Whatever goes against what is popularly accepted is not only cool, but correct, and I'll kill you over that. Wait-there was a video?

06/02/2008 05:12:00 PM

AriusMaximus

duuuude u are so sick i wanna be just like u u make Atheism soooo cool.

06/02/2008 05:06:00 PM

booneymaster

@Drumkid927: Thanks, I forgot that "not caring" is cool, since I haven't been in high school for 15 years or so.

06/02/2008 02:47:00 PM

Clint_Allen

@Clint_Allen: Fuck off prick. I'm an agnostic because I don't care. If I was some belligerent prick who was sure that there was nothing to believe in I'd be an athiest.

06/02/2008 02:43:00 PM

Drumkid927

@Caspian: Agnosticism is the dumbest thing ever. Agnostics are wishy-washy fucks who are afraid to make a decision. I'm atheist, BTW.

06/02/2008 01:56:00 PM

Clint_Allen

Sooo... sacreligious... and funny...

06/02/2008 01:08:00 PM

Firecrotch

Clever. I definitely agree with all the comments comparing it to Flying Circus-- I totally see Eric Idle and John Cleese knocking this out of the park. But really, couldn't you have purchased some crepe hair and a wig and attempted to look like the iconic "Jesus"? He looks like a barefoot nurse with a red table cloth strapped to him.

06/02/2008 12:43:00 PM

TrapserCat

There are usually 2 different types of religious humor. The edgy kind that everyone likes, and the downright offensive kind that religious folk and even some agnostics are offended by. This one is neither of those. It's...British humor?

06/02/2008 11:28:00 AM

Caspian

wow that was really funny! that was along the same quality of monty python

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06/02/2008 08:18:00 AM

Louis

This video was awesome! It is totally funny

06/02/2008 06:52:00 AM

pinkfem

although it had some well written lines, the one guy's voice and character totally ripped off the mighty boosh's "ol gregg"

06/02/2008 05:27:00 AM

yos-wa

Dude, Jesus never changed. Sorry. http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com

06/02/2008 04:20:00 AM

RedFoxOne

Actually, they're Australians. I know a couple of them, so I was surprised to see this on here!

06/02/2008 04:06:00 AM

allyk_2

its really old greggy its just british humour man theyre way ahead of us.

06/02/2008 03:21:00 AM

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06/02/2008 02:56:00 AM

srasko

sooooo you think the all "you gonna burn in hell for your blasphemy" is just mombo yombo, well i have firts hand information that the hell actually exist and i meet you there,muaaahahahahahahahaha

06/02/2008 01:08:00 AM