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Can't you swim?

AHAHAHA!!

Can you make me a walking stick?
awesome

well, you're blind now.
haha

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For all this religious debate:

Just be nice people?
Seriously, just be nice and stop being douchebags. That would really help :)

Haha, Jesus sounds like Johnny Depp! I wonder if this kind of conversation happened.
"Can you swim?" "Like a swan!"

I'm not sure a spleen would make good sandwich meat. Try the liver.

Yay for Clint Allen! I'm an athiest to. But agnostics aren't so bad, they're sprt of 1/2 atheists.

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"Jesus can you make me a walking stick". roflmao. Btw everyone involved in this stupid little religious debate needs to stfu before I shove a pinball machine in your anus while making myself a sandwich out of your spleen: marinated in bone marrow sauce and wash it down with the tears of all the little kids I scare for entertainment. Have a nice day :)

No one walks unharmed through stardom ;)

PS: Stop the bickering about all the -isms, really, they're just confusing everyone. They're just meaningless anyway.

"You can't now, can you?"
"Why not?"
"Cause your blind!"
"Awww..."
"Awww, there goes your livelihood".

XD

Most agnostics are really just atheists who feel loud inbreds like Clint ruined their movement. We try to be polite with, "I'm agnostic," as opposed to "I don't want to hear it-- you're still a dumbass."

By the way, great clip. Even with the lack of props the delivery was sharp.

"you can't go to another carpenter cuz you're BLIND!" lol loved that part the most

"It's just I do alot of cool stuff in it!"

Oh, this was brilliant. I laughed so hard. Jesus Jokes = awesome.

Agnostics say 'f**k' a lot. Why so angry?
love, your friendly neighbourhood equal opportunity religion offender

That was loud out loud funny at the end, neverminding the accents:)

Nice work... keep posting vids on Cracked you guys! Say hi to Hing for me!

"Agnosticism is the dumbest thing ever. Agnostics are wishy-washy fucks who are afraid to make a decision. I'm atheist, BTW."
@Clint_Allen: you are the biggest moron I have ever heard the displeasure to hear. Being agnostic isn't wishy washy, wtf does being afraid have to do with anything :S. They just believe that nothing can be know until it happens. You being an atheist can't say s**t, atheism is just the rejection theism. WOW you're so smart, and you can't say s**t like "I forgot that "not caring" is cool, since I haven't been in high school for 15 years or so" f**k man you're cool. s**t man I didn't realise I was so stupid for thinking there was a grey between the black and the white. f**k you're retard, oh how I wish there was God of evil so he could kill morons like you who think they know everything but know s**t all because they're so arrogant they should just die so the world can live in peace.
end of my rant I'll be happy for a reply Clint with your wonderful views. If there truely is a God I pray you die.
P.S if he does the world will be a better place

@PaulAyre You guys are awesome! I loved it =P