I HAVE THE ANSWERS
Douchebaggery info should come from a character that doesn't have the least bit of Douchebagosity so ditch the douchy Smurf hat! Try going for a news format, Put a headliner while playing the soundtrack to "Cool Hand Luke" as in coming up on This week in Douchebaggery... Then play a teletype sound effect for the length of the segment. Put a scroll a the bottom that reads something like: David Blaine on the Douchebaggery watch list about to perform lamest so called magic trick of hanging upside down and every so many hours then not hanging upside down to eat and go to the can and take a physical At least put something that is moving other than your lips, it's video not a slide show!
Don't forget the girls who watch your show. Let's make the new format fair: one side of the screen can be boobs, and the other side shirtless men. Everyone wins!
You want advice? Go back to the tri-weekly format, and do other stuff than just doucebaggery. Yes, it's funny, but the news on cracked used to be more than just another list.
haha i get it you guys are douche bags for saying its boobs and then it doesn't load LOL very clever
ReplyYup... No loady.
Reply...aaaaand 2 years later, after being linked on the front page, it's still not loading.
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ReplyI HAVE THE ANSWERS
ReplyDouchebaggery info should come from a character that doesn't have the least bit of Douchebagosity so ditch the douchy Smurf hat! Try going for a news format, Put a headliner while playing the soundtrack to "Cool Hand Luke" as in coming up on This week in Douchebaggery... Then play a teletype sound effect for the length of the segment. Put a scroll a the bottom that reads something like: David Blaine on the Douchebaggery watch list about to perform lamest so called magic trick of hanging upside down and every so many hours then not hanging upside down to eat and go to the can and take a physical At least put something that is moving other than your lips, it's video not a slide show!
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Replyyou know whos a douche bag? brian linder. who does he think he is, michael fleming?
ReplyLose the beret.It is the French National symbol of douchebaggery.
ReplyI love you even when you wear ugly hats lex muah. Marry me.
ReplyDesperation: unattractive. WiD: sexy.
ReplyDon't forget the girls who watch your show. Let's make the new format fair: one side of the screen can be boobs, and the other side shirtless men. Everyone wins!
Replylolz u need more boobs man! MOAR!
ReplyHow about "Pathetitude" ?
ReplyI love the week in douchebaggery. Fuck those 6.9 billion fucktards.
ReplyYour show is awesome. It's like a jesus flavoured ice cream. The good kind not the kind that tastes like sandals and crucifix blood.
ReplyIt's the hat. Get rid of that hat and your rating would be through the roof.
ReplyI liked it. I miss the regular news though.
ReplyFIVE DAYS A WEEK
ReplyI miss those days..... *Emo tear*
You want advice? Go back to the tri-weekly format, and do other stuff than just doucebaggery. Yes, it's funny, but the news on cracked used to be more than just another list.
ReplyI'm sick and tired of seeing motherfucking boobs everywhere in this motherfucking world!!
ReplySeriously, WHAT IS THEIR APPEAL?!?