The 5 Biggest D-Bags of the Week: Barbara Walters and Beyond

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  1. uncouthyouth

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    For a horrible moment, I thought you were going to name Bill Nye #1 douchebag of the week, filling me with righteous fury and nearly causing me to throw my computer through a wall. Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of science.

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  2. maf

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    "...the band, not the uniformed guys who beat innocent people." Oh, no you di-in't! Wait, yes, yes you did. Perfectly deadpanned.

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  3. glendoor42

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    Thank god you said it was Thursday
    otherwise I might have got confused.Really.

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  4. Elbereth

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    I always liked the News on Cracked, and was sad when it went to three days a week. Then, when it was dropped to just the D-Bag Countdown, I was very sad. I looked forward to the end of my week, just to hear about people I don't like. But, I can't watch any more. This will have been the last one. Just exactly what in the fuck is up with those ads? I lose track halfway through the clip, because my stoned ass is constantly being harassed by fucking POP UP ads, *inside* the video!

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  5. sabuinthahouse

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    i mean i love the news but that was not really funny..no..try harder!!

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  6. orebert1

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    Bill Nye works at Cornell. Geez.

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  7. Justintoxicated

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    I accidentally saw some of the Barbara Walters thing with her daughter. I've only seen one other case of such slack minded narcissism used in order to sell books. It boiled down to "My kid did drugs so I locked her up at a camp for people with tons of money and no good sense" this is why the rest of world hates us... among other reasons.

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  8. pebbles_red66

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    The lead singer really does sound like Sting, doesn't he?! He looks like him too! That's creepy...

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  9. randi

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    Bah! I thought it was Friday when I saw this so I ran outside naked in excitement! Boo for fooling me!

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  10. rplaya28

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    I always had a thing for Barbara Walters. Something about that blur that follows her around really turns me on

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  11. Onodera

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    Lex, drugs are bad; m'kay?

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  12. lex

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    Yeah, I have no excuse, other than that I was expecting it to be Friday when I taped the news. I will punish myself, violently. Barbara Walters will be involved.

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    1. Meteo

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      ...And how is Barbara Walters bad again, compared to d*****ts like Oprah and Dr. Phil, and/or something?

  13. smash360

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    It's not May 9th!!

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  14. kingmonkey

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    I'll thank you to stop drunk-dialing my mom, Lex.

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