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18 Comments

stevotheidiot

Normally I can't bear to watch these videos, they normally suck so bad. But this time was different. The lesbian rape joke. Low, yes. Hilarious, definitely.

Posted on 5/10/2008 9:19:40 PM

ODonoughe

Not going to lie. These videos have been going downhill in the humor department. You definetly picked it up this time. Keep thoe writers, because that was fucking funny.

Posted on 5/4/2008 9:28:01 PM

gallowglass

So will the case be Lesbians V. Lesbians? Because I have Volumes 17 of that series.

Posted on 5/4/2008 7:40:18 PM

joyce20086

go wealthykiss dotcom date who you want.

Posted on 5/4/2008 6:54:55 PM

glaceau

Halarious but those pop-up links are fuckin annoying.

Posted on 5/4/2008 6:44:50 PM

Pootah

People from Lesbos are called Lesbosians, not Lesbians.

Posted on 5/4/2008 2:23:28 PM

hgirl

great

Posted on 5/3/2008 8:44:56 PM

Wallsy

Lesbian rape joke was brilliant. But you're still using the shittiest video hosting site you can find. Why?

Posted on 5/2/2008 11:36:47 PM

froley

wow these are funny now that we don't have the news on cracked...

Posted on 5/2/2008 10:23:34 PM

Guestavo

OMG!! David Blayne just winked at me!!!

Posted on 5/2/2008 8:30:30 PM

MichaelFurlong

That joke about lesbians and rape was so low. Awesome. I now really want to go to that Island.

Posted on 5/2/2008 11:58:39 AM

larryo

Cheryl Sarkisian LaPiere ...although she did have it legally changed to just Cher.

Posted on 5/2/2008 8:47:55 AM

FartingBob

The only way to solve the Lesbians suing lesbians issue is mud wrestling live on TV. We can all help prevent prostate cancer at the same time.

Posted on 5/2/2008 8:12:49 AM

lisa89

Love it :D

Posted on 5/2/2008 7:52:15 AM

Onodera

I used an upper case "L" to denote a cheer for the islanders.

Posted on 5/2/2008 6:34:58 AM

Onodera

Yay Lesbians!

Posted on 5/2/2008 6:34:29 AM

Moodkiller

My favorite part was the lesbians...also, if you notice, the island looks like a vagina. Either that, or I need to stop picking up trannies.

Posted on 5/2/2008 5:46:01 AM

fragg

Dang, Blaine is doubly douchetastic? Who will be the first to get the Triple Crown of Douchetown?

Posted on 5/2/2008 5:43:17 AM

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