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emo kids of the world: get a better life and smile once in a while for gods sake! fucking bunch of whinos

I wonder if there are Emo Lawns? You know, ones that cut themselves.

great. Many of my friends on our herpes daitng site" stdpal com" like this one

The embed of this is actually to the one about watching porn at work. I want to make fun of my emo roommate by putting it on his myspace page but I cant.

6 Fucking pop up ads in less than 4 minutes, you have to be joking

Yeah fuck emo people, dirty shit, they want me to shoot myself win a paintball gun full of infected needles

The joke is that the popular conception of "emocore" music is that it caters to angsty teens who are drawn to self-harm. This is undercut by the lead singer's relative unattractiveness and the fact that this joke was mined fairly thoroughly in 2005.

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That was great. Is there a place I can get this song?

Thanks a lot guys. I had this song ingrained in my head all afternoon.

Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "MeetRich.com" to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

Most 'Emo' I've come across seems to be a cynical marketing ploy to make money off of teenage depression. The sad thing is I don't think the bands even realise. Anyway this was mildly amusing but making fun of 'Emo' is a bit boring now really.

Are there actually any mainstream 'emo' songs about cutting yourself? I thought all of the 'emo' songs about that usually intense growling and screaming and breakdowns rather than being jangly acoustic pop.

I love EMO and Goth wannabe kids. Nothing like dressing up like a million other retards to prove your individuality! Rock on, or not, who cares the world is a joke!!! WHAAAAA!

Seriously aaronmacneit..."cutting gets it all out" that should be a title of a new album. Hey, here's an idea: how about ending the cycle of abuse and being something other than a ridiculous pussy that society has to take care of? Just a terribly scary thought.

i support the mexican emo witch hunt that is taking place in mexico . right now , mexicans are tracking down bitch-ass little emo kids and beating the dog shit out of them .

Tell me ,are you still hot on TALLHUB.com??? Now ,who is the player?

Squirrel my friend, you are so right. Emo kids are just trying to express the pain they feel from losing their entire family in various accidents. I mean, if it were a pathetic trend or something, that would be mockworthy, but these poor tormented souls are merely wrestling with an emotional agony that can only be expressed via bad music, worse poetry, and crossdressing. And aaronmacneil, do you know why people who don't cut for attention tell this personal fact to anonymous strangers on a comedy site? Neither do I.

Making fun of emo is so 5 years ago...

Whatever...go cry yourself to sleep emo baby.