"I'm Gonna Cut Myself" (AKA Every Emo Song Ever)

Apparently these emo guys are onto something. By: Those Aren't Muskets | Apr. 12, 2008 | 238,146 views
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Why the fuck don't emos shut the fuck up and actually just kill themselves?

10/22/2009 05:01:00 PM
1337_5K1LL5

haha thats funny ass shit. and to plasticsmile, stop being a fucking bitch. if your depressed enough to actually try to kill yourself then go to a fucking therapist, dont cry about it on the internet. i had a good friend actually take her life. it was the most fucked up thing to ever happen to me and everyone around me. you cannot comprehend the amount of lives so incredibly fucked up by suicide, so people who use it to get attention need to get the shit kicked out of them and realize what there actually doing. and it is nothing like you would think. theres no fucking glamour or any poetic meaning, it just fucks with people.

10/20/2009 11:17:00 PM
jackhell

Yes, TAM, that is correct.

09/13/2009 10:38:00 AM
filet_o_ghoti

LOL I kinda like this song...:D

09/02/2009 12:42:00 PM
Creative9

lol!!!! Wow even though they were just kidding, they sing kinda good. >.>

08/21/2009 07:49:00 PM
ChibiLi

i counter with this song. I cut myself when you break up with me @ http://www.myspace.com/spacekolonin

08/21/2009 07:45:00 AM
mikaelfehrm

Lel, bashing it won't do you anything good PlasticHomo. So GTFO.

08/17/2009 10:39:00 PM
YellowJr.

Funny video. Seriously, these "emo" attention seekers need to get over themselves. Yes, life can suck sometimes but it's like that for everyone. So, how about replacing your vagina with a pair of balls (if you are supposed to be guy) and face life instead b*tching and cutting yourself. (directed toward MyPlasticSmile)

08/15/2009 03:03:00 PM
vladik87

lol, this should go on emotards.com

08/14/2009 08:43:00 PM
Tara

Hahaha, I know too many people like this at my high school. PAY ATTENTION TO ME, I'LL DO IT!

08/02/2009 07:51:00 PM
dart378

MyPlasticSmile, do you really believe your life is THAT bad? You can't seriously believe that your life is worse than everyone else's. I'm not going to give you the "Africa" bullshit, but give me a fucking break. Why do you cut yourself? Do you think it makes you feel better? Obviously not. You have no idea what real depression is, so don't try to feel more mature by imitating what you think is a horrible life. Why do you come to Cracked anyway? Aren't you depressed? Don't you think your life is meaningless? Why visit a comedy site, when people are all making fun of you? You have to realize that there's a reason everyone hates emo kids. They take everything to seriously and they waste their childhood and oxygen by believing their lives are miserable. People back in the Great Depression lived with ten times what you're going through. Not to mention ADULTS with FAMILIES to worry about. Did they think about suicide? I mean, there's never a good reason to kill yourself, but do you t

07/19/2009 04:32:00 PM
CarChaseCityMan

+1 @myplasticsmile get fucked you attention seeking twat. emo is whats wrong with todays youth, people bitch and whine about various lame shit that every generation had to deal with. ever wander why third world countries where life is actually hard have no "emo culture"? because they aint spoiled little cuntsacks crying when things dont go their way. you think you are special, that noone understands you, fuck off you pathetic shitsack

07/18/2009 12:17:00 AM
flying spaghetti monster

@MyPlasticSmile ok, really? Why don't you go find yourself a dark corner, and masturbate using you own tears as lubricant listening to everything this song made fun of on shuffle mode, you self hating attention whore. I HATE YOU! werd to my musket homies.

07/17/2009 09:35:00 AM
PuddleOfAids

Okay i am cutter so yew seriously shouldnt fuck around like that alot of people say they are going to commit suicide and u dont really beleive them until they actually do it. I mean i have tried before but thats because i was in an abusive relationship and if i was that girl i would have just let u fucking cut yourself cos if u wanna die thats ur own fucking fault. And saying im a cutter ive been "sober" now for 1 month and a half. And if you wanna give me shit go the hell ahead it wasnt all that funny. And not just because i cut its just that cutting has become such a serious thing nowadays that people do it to kill themselves. And dp really want all of society to kill themselves. And i hope u know that ur making fun of thousands of people right now. And i'll prolly think of more ways to bash this so u just wait and see....

07/08/2009 05:51:00 AM
MyPlasticSmile

Fuck emo. one time some dude called my punk band "The Naughty Mongrels" emo so me, Sean and Mark preceeded to punch him in the kidneys and piss in his mouth, the way G.G Allin used to.

06/29/2009 10:24:00 PM
AbeWashington

Oh and HomophobiaisGay, if a crater is bloated, wouldn't that make it a hill? It would at least be level ground....

06/02/2009 06:45:00 PM
Chickamauga

Go get me some nachos x'D so good

06/02/2009 06:36:00 PM
Chickamauga

Dude you're the funniest guy on cracked.

06/01/2009 09:50:00 AM
korilian

This is so fucking funny. Those Aren't Muskets are one of the only consistently funny groups that contribute to this site.

04/29/2009 12:21:00 AM
tastyfart

I tried to enjoy the hilarity of this, but was too distracted by how fucking ugly the guy in it is, Jesus CHRIST. Thanks for ruining what could've been a funny video with your atrocious bloated crater of a face.

03/09/2009 05:54:00 PM
HomophobiaIsGay
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