"I'm Gonna Cut Myself" (AKA Every Emo Song Ever)
Apparently these emo guys are onto something.
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Michael Swaim = Tom Delonge.
ReplyI want this song or i'llt cut myself
ReplyPS- Nice moobs Swain, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, please don't be sad about your moobs and cut yourself.
ReplyI f*****g hate emo's, they're just hipsters with, if you can imagine it, even poorer taste in music, fashion, and the balls to come out of the hipster closet.
ReplySay all you want about how cruel it is to mock depressed teenagers who cut themselves to feel something; threatening to cut yourself if the person you love doesn't say he/she loves you is just sociopathic. Which is what this video is making fun of, that crippling mental disorder of dependency on another for your sense of self-worth. This video takes something very serious and makes it ludicrouslyover-the-top, just like all the best humor does. Michael Swaim as the stereotypical emo kid was hilarious.
ReplyDamn... what is with all the kids cutting themselves these days? I don't get it. When I was a depressed teenager in the '70s, nobody cut... just holed themselves up in their bedrooms and wrote death poetry. Which was much more creative and less messy.
ReplyScarlette has a big secret. She is a cutter. It's serious. It's NOT just to get attention. That's why she tells everyone on the whole entire internet about it. Not to get attention, but because of... emotions, or something.
ReplyPerfect. OMG!!! O_O Why didn't he just get hit on the tracks? Get it over with already. ;)
ReplyAt some point this stops being a parody and just becomes an emo song.
Replyface at 3:43: you truly captured the look of every whiny a*****e out there
ReplySwaim can rock it.
Replydated a girl who used to use cutting to get her way, best thing i ever did was dump her. I have little remorse for cutters but hey, that's just me. I understand the whole mental issue thing, it just doesn't bother me as long as they don't bleed on my stuff. it sounds insensitive but trying to stop someone from doing it is about as productive as trying to stop a train by standing in front of it. I won't stop them, i won't make fun of them, but i won't interfere. That's how i feel anyway. Btw, awesome vid cracked. Funny song indeed.
ReplyUm... Well... I'd hate to get a barrage of red thumbs, but.. Cutting isn't funny. When you do it, you hurt everyone around you, and you don't care if you cut too deep and die. Of course, this is just the two cents of a girl who has been cutting since they were 11. Not that I've ever blackmailed anyone with it. I've stopped cutting since a few months ago... Yeah. I don't really find this funny. Anyways, that's just my opinion. But hey, if someone else finds this funny (and obviously they have), then good for them.
ReplyThis isn't about cutting as much as it is about people who threaten cutting in order to have their way with their significant other. Cutting is a real issue, doing it for attention from a significant other is pathetic. Also I think its making fun of crappy emo bands, who basically sing about that very thing. Still, its understandable that you can't laugh about something that is an issue for you, so its ok.
I used to cut myself too back in highschool, so I understand where you're coming from. Except for me it wasn't about hurting everyone around me or killing myself, it was to feel something. But I also think it's a crutch. Like sucking your thumb, evetually you should mature and be able to find the means to cope with your feelings are within you. You're on your way
I cry while wanking and listening to Evanescence.
ReplyEmo, yes, but also "The Borderline Personality Disorder song."
Replylol emo's = whinny little rich kids who have everything yet cry about everything and threaten to kill themselves every 5 minutes
ReplyYour nipples look weird.
ReplySilly Cracked, not knowing s**t about the emo genre. But yeah I lol'd hard at this.
ReplyThis sounds like something Hawthorne Heights would sing. I'm pretty shocked about how spot on it is.
Replythis is pretty funny
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