"I'm Gonna Cut Myself" (AKA Every Emo Song Ever)

f**k emo. one time some dude called my punk band "The Naughty Mongrels" emo so me, Sean and Mark preceeded to punch him in the kidneys and piss in his mouth, the way G.G Allin used to.

6/29/2009 10:24:19 PM

AbeWashington

Oh and HomophobiaisGay, if a crater is bloated, wouldn't that make it a hill? It would at least be level ground....

6/2/2009 6:45:16 PM

Chickamauga

Go get me some nachos

x'D so good

6/2/2009 6:36:41 PM

Chickamauga

Dude you're the funniest guy on cracked.

6/1/2009 9:50:11 AM

korilian

This is so f*****g funny. Those Aren't Muskets are one of the only consistently funny groups that contribute to this site.

4/29/2009 12:21:28 AM

tastyfart

I tried to enjoy the hilarity of this, but was too distracted by how f*****g ugly the guy in it is, Jesus CHRIST.
Thanks for ruining what could've been a funny video with your atrocious bloated crater of a face.

3/9/2009 5:54:34 PM

HomophobiaIsGay

OMFG ahahahhaha, love it!

2/11/2009 2:12:10 PM

Mynners

I've often found that irony is totally lost on Emos, so I bet if you released this it'd get to #1!

12/19/2008 7:35:24 AM

Darkmage

This video is epic anything that slags Emos is a gifts from whoever you worship :D !

Hey pepper420 me n a few friends try to start sumthing like that in GLasgow, Scotland a few years ago based on a you tube video http://www.myspace.com/whipemoasspatrol i think u'll enjoy the 3rd video posted there :P

9/27/2008 7:51:48 AM

kaoset

I have but this to say; self harm is a serious issue. Emo is bullshit that draws attention away from that. this is amusing.

9/27/2008 5:19:09 AM

LikeABadPill

Yeah... Let's all follow the KKK's example. THAT'LL solve the problem. And, you know, obviously set us up as the good guys in the history books.

9/19/2008 5:24:40 PM

Tartra

lol i hate emo kids

why hasent someone started a group like the KKK but with hate twords emo kids and nail polish manufactures

9/2/2008 2:26:55 PM

Pepper420

I'm gonna cut myself....unless...you blow me...
Yeah great!!

8/16/2008 4:41:31 AM

Gegel

Yeah death cab for cutie is real. real f*****g terrible. My day will be complete when music isn't about mundane s**t or bitching about the fact that your parents gold card is maxed out. Bring back Zepplin

7/29/2008 11:35:20 PM

comicgod05

Everyone knows that Emo people don't drink beer.
They drink their own tears.

7/25/2008 11:39:51 PM

Jehy

All emos should an hero.

7/25/2008 1:35:30 PM

shootermcgavin

in the beginning, it says the band is death car for jimmy
i just wanted to say, that death cab for cutie isnt like any other emo band
i hate emo music, because i really, really hate posers
but death cab for cutie arent posers
theyre real

7/24/2008 2:30:53 PM

batgirl45

wow!!! I so know at least 7 ppl exactly like this guy . . . Hilarious.

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

7/23/2008 10:59:31 AM

LanitaBonita

Last night
I had the saddest dream
You said that we were ment to be
I woke up alone
And I knew it was true
I'm calling to tell you
What you made me do

I had to cut myself
To make the pain leave
And I'll do it again
Unless you go out with me
Cut myself
(Baby)

Six months later
And we're still together
But I can't help thinking things used to be better
I remember all those afternoons when you dried my tear
Before you said you were dating me
Just because of you fear

That I would cut myself
But seriously
I'm going to cut myself
Unless you say you love me
Cut myself
Cut myself
(You're guilty)

Now we watch TV and you snuggle in my hoodie
Suddently I realize I've sprung a monster woody
I know that you're tired from cooking my spaghetti
But if I don't get release soon
I just might be ready

To cut myself
I'll do it again
I'm gonna bleed on your s**t
Unless you
Make like the wind and
Blow me

I don't want to cut myself
But you make me sad
You should know that when I cut myself it hurts really bad
Just like it hurts
When I don't get my nachos
Go get me some nachos

Or I'll cut myself
Cut myself
Cut myself

Cause that's how I roll
As long as I've got blood at all
I've always got full control
(I'm relly unsure about this last part, can't make it out)
I need it this time
A razorblade here
Open if you may
Open a cold beer
Oh no

7/21/2008 2:48:10 AM

nidihoe

you prototyping gits!!!!
that may be true but its an insult

7/15/2008 9:43:31 AM

emo2k8