Clitter: Body Glitter for Your Vagina

Does the site of your vagina throw your boyfriend into an apoplectic rage?

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  1. a23z37six

    • +2

    "Does the site of your vagina throw your boyfriend into an apoplectic rage?" Let me re-phrase that for you, with your spelling: "Does the location of your vagina throw your boyfriend into apoplectic rage?" Would you prefer that your vagina were located elsewhere?

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  2. MarvelElektra

    • +3

    lol sparkle babies and fabulous-looking herpes XD

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  3. Kaori242

    • +1

    Sparkle babies! YEAH!!!

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  4. standingpretty

    • +3

    Wow. Actually, there is a procedure where you can get your vag "Bedazzled" so to speak. This ACTUALLY exists. MAybe they got the idea from this.

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  5. nocturnal_siren

    • 0

    I've been a Cracked fan since I stumbled upon the site sometime mid-2008, I can't believe I only saw this video just now! Totally hilarious!

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  6. aspiringcom

    • +1

    why so few comments?
    this is hilarious

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  7. Blood and Thunder

    • +1

    This is the best thing TAM has ever done and that is saying something. Why is this the first time I'm seeing this?

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  8. KatSutter

    • +3

    The scary thing is, there is something very similiar to this: google "vajazzle".

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    1. Trappy3010

      • +1

      There's an article on that now. Weird stuff.

  9. geoguy91

    • +1

    AWW s**t you laughed at the side effects. Still a very funny video though.

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    1. Kaori242

      • +1

      The guy reading it laughed too! It was great!

    2. ChrisKearney

      • +1

      Be honest, could anyone make it past "Sparkle Babies" without laughing?

  10. Hippohumper

    • 0

    If I kicked every woman with a ugly vagina out of bed, I would still be a virgin.

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    1. JosephGarcia

      • 0

      Amen.

  11. alley_cat

    • 0

    Sooooooo good.

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  12. moocow

    • 0

    ive just been scarred for life by this video

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  13. ElNimrodo

    • 0

    After all this time, this is still one of the funniest videos on the site.

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  14. CitizenDildo

    • 0

    LOL at swaim

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  15. Lyco

    • 0

    SPARKLE BABIES!

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  16. Peerless_One

    • 0

    It tripped me out when the guy laughed after saying "Sparkle Babies".
    This video is hilarious.

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  17. Maggadan

    • 0

    Lawl at "Application wand".

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  18. el_benji

    • +1

    "Clitter Kids" hahahahahaha!!!

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  19. Actionopoly

    • +1

    This was FANTASTIC. An awesome pun for a premise, and so many little jokes "sprinkled" in. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
    And even though you lauged, Anonymous Side-Effect Narrator, it's okay because only Nazis can say "Sparkle Babies" with a straight face.

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  20. ElNimrodo

    • 0

    For some reason the guy with the bat kills me. I've had that look on my face a time or two.

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