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5 Comments
Well, my +5 Vorpal tire tool well, .....uh... just a tire tool.
Great one Swaim and Co. I can't tell you have many times I went to beat some poolsharks ass to get my money back (I always lost, to drunk)and they turned out to be Asshole Wizards. Thank Gods for my +5 Vorpal blade.
Greatest ending ever
LMAO!!! My secret weapon is wrapped in an old comforter too.
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...and they probably weren't wizards....just assholes.