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Sneak Preview - Spitzer: The Musical! (And other news)

By David Knight, Lex Friedman, Seth Brown

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12 Comments

maf

How much do I LOVE the fact that you parodied "Downtown/Skid Row"? Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

Posted on 3/21/2008 2:33:48 AM

onetealcrayon

Rats. I always forget about Procrastination Week. Also, I loved the Little Shop of Horrors rip-off. Well done!

Posted on 3/20/2008 8:22:02 PM

Monster Cawk

kingmonkey, I think we can all agree that what one does reflects who they are as a person. I mean, if someone has a great idea to boost the economy, but just happen to be a serial rapist (this is an extreme example), do we appoint them a power of position when they choose to not obey the law? A man in power should not consider themselves above the law. Ever.

Posted on 3/20/2008 3:10:54 AM

SpitzersCard

I've read that Spitzer sent his young whore friend the following (WOW)!: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=28&sku=E-CD00379

Posted on 3/20/2008 1:59:55 AM

Sieg

"a leg to stend on" that make me laugh so hard, and that song made me laugh even harder.

Posted on 3/20/2008 12:12:05 AM

Crazycracker

Also, I'd never thought I'd say this, but Lex, stick to the News on Cracked...your voice is not made for singing (although the lyrics were hella funny).

Posted on 3/19/2008 8:47:10 PM

Crazycracker

As a politician, he sent many of the hookers whose services he was enjoying to jail. It's hypocrisy of the highest order.

Posted on 3/19/2008 8:46:13 PM

Hmmm

You guys know the song was a rip-off of one in Little Shop Of Horrors, right?

Posted on 3/19/2008 8:45:15 PM

xray

I agree with king, the Europeans and canadians laugh at our obsession with politcos extramarital affairs. They accept them as normal and evaluate the politician for his political skills.

Posted on 3/19/2008 7:43:04 PM

dcicourelh

Who's phone went off at the end?

Posted on 3/19/2008 4:02:46 PM

kingmonkey

Does the fact that a guy bangs hookers really make him less capable as a politician? Should that really be a valid reason to can him? I ask because I may be considering a career in politics, and this could come up.

Posted on 3/19/2008 9:11:18 AM

a penis

i approve.

Posted on 3/19/2008 8:33:26 AM

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