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Making the Band (With the Worst Name Ever)

Help our very own playboy blogger Michael Swaim and Those Aren't Muskets! win a cool 40 grand by voting for this video in the Youtube Sketchies II Semifinals!

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Posted on 3/22/2008 10:56:02 PM

ElDavo

Genius! By the way I like the Pink Floyd t-shirt.

Posted on 3/20/2008 6:30:09 PM

Professor THE Guy

Where do you come up with this stuff? Hilarious every single time.

Posted on 3/20/2008 5:34:41 AM

Stagnant

Tallmingle strikes again, and this time they quoted me... I suppose I'm just lucky I beat them to the comments section.

Posted on 3/18/2008 5:10:48 PM

doubleofive

Michael Swaim is my hero.

Posted on 3/17/2008 5:18:04 AM

glendoor42

I was disappointed the link to hotfarts.org was not real, but other than that, pretty funny.

Posted on 3/16/2008 8:48:32 PM

Konner7

I thought this was great, but I've heard tons of worse names than ''The Hot Farts''. Like maybe !!!.

Posted on 3/16/2008 4:20:06 PM

kingmonkey

Thank you, Tim, for asking the question which kept coming to my mind: why would you do that? And is it true that you can meet Greg on tallmingle.com, or is Rena lying about that?

Posted on 3/16/2008 12:00:43 PM

rena

You almost want to route for Greg until you remember that he is totally unstable. Tim is right, even though he is a total ass about it. Nice work, Muskets. ==============a friend said that on tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com~~~~~,which is a dating site for all tall friends and tall singles,especially models and basketball players.

Posted on 3/16/2008 6:12:32 AM

Mezzomorto

It's time for Swaim to lay off the Funyuns before Gladstone starts making fat jokes about him.

Posted on 3/16/2008 1:22:26 AM

ElBeh

That wasn't funny. ... =/

Posted on 3/15/2008 11:33:18 PM

Sieg

"i kill my dog for this band" xD awesome!!! "shut up trina i hate you" super-awesome xD

Posted on 3/15/2008 7:50:37 PM

Boobs

Trina sucks.......oh yeah.

Posted on 3/15/2008 3:14:43 PM

juggadore

uh CRACKED staff. where was the week in douchbaggery yesterday? i cant find anything with the new layout.

Posted on 3/15/2008 12:49:29 PM

Jeff

SHUT UP TRINA I HATE YOU!

Posted on 3/15/2008 11:24:14 AM

Justin

Dude, why would you want to kick Trina out, you know she puts out. Every band needs that.

Posted on 3/15/2008 9:55:36 AM

Stagnant

That is so f'd up. You almost want to route for Greg until you remember that he is totally unstable. Tim is right, even though he is a total ass about it. Nice work, Muskets.

Posted on 3/15/2008 9:37:56 AM

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