McCain Clinches, D&D Creator Croaks, Paris Cameos, and More: The News on Cracked 3/5/08

By: David Knight | Mar. 05, 2008 | 7,798 views
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06/14/2008 01:25:00 AM
sallyloves

That was such a terrible attempt at a British accent. He didn't say 'mate' nearly enough for that to sound like a passable British dialect.

03/08/2008 05:58:00 AM
Pootah

G.Gygax should be canonized as the patron saint of nerds.

03/06/2008 05:30:00 AM
kingmonkey

YOU DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE FAVRE!

03/05/2008 09:04:00 PM
blemm

OK, this shitty comment thing fucked up my formatting. Cracked, I hate you.

03/05/2008 09:01:00 PM
Wallsy

> My Aussie friends get mad when > I remind them who is on their > dollar bill Dollar note. And it's the queen of Australia. What of it? > or ask them when their > independence day is. January 26th. We call it "Australia Day" though. HTH.

03/05/2008 09:00:00 PM
Wallsy

Stagnant - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your miserable, crumbling empire failing at everything it touches. Come back when you aren't still desperately trying to justify your own importance

03/05/2008 06:38:00 PM
The Evil Sloth

Considering you made the same Gary Gygax "Saving Throw" joke that my neighbor at work did, I believe that you are spying on me. I thought you were on my side. I thought you WEREN'T part of the government conspiracy that had lead to the bugging of my teeth and the mind-control waves beamed through my television. Now I see that you too are part of the machine.

03/05/2008 07:49:00 AM
webnesto

Spot on accent old chap, I will now stereotype the brits and invite you for afternoon tea.

03/05/2008 06:28:00 AM
Bruce182

As a British binge-drinker myself (best record: 17 units in one night, and I'm female), I have to say that I was knocking back the stuff like a trooper WAY before the 24-hour licencing came in. It's just something about Britain - we don't even attempt to spread out our drinking over the day, opting instead to down twice our own body weight in lager in under three hours. My theory is that it's because, if we didn't, we'd never be able to eat another kebab ever again - and that would make us very sad indeed.

03/05/2008 05:40:00 AM
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