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Wait a minute, CrazyCracker. Maybe Rena's not a spambot. Maybe she is a girl "from us." Maybe she really is looking for a mature gentleman here on Cracked.com. That poor, deluded, idiot.
As a loyal Cracked subscriber since 1983, I feel I must fulfill a public service and complain severely about this broadcast for no particular reason. Dammit, Cracked! I expected better! Why, as a member of the greatest generation, I stormed beaches, freed women and children, thwarted Gerry at every turn, and that was just last week at the Village Inn (the eggs were cold and runny, what else was I to do)! Dearest Cracked, we've had a good run together, have we not? I...I don't have long, Cracked, my friend. I need you to do something for me. I need you to assemble a chorus line of the Snorg T-Shirt girls, wearing nothing but Snorg T-Shirts. Lex Friedman must be placed in the middle (wearing nothing but a Snorg T-Shirt). All of their high kicks must be timed precisely and at the exact same level. The music featured must be "Ain't Nothing Gonna to Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQl50dnAg44 Make this happen for an old veteran, Cracked.
Why did Rena the Spambot use MY comments? The rest of you, STFU. Lex isn't bad...he just needs some comedy WD-40 to get rid of the rust
**work and personal life....well, looks like we're all tied up now....
Urethra bitched and moaned to the press this week? Woah there Lex, let's keep personal and private life spearate.
Friedman is a douchebag, and needs to STFU, he's not funny, he's not even mildly amusing.
SugarCupid.com! Everyone, we have a new comment section website! I wonder what sugarmommymeet.com thinks about this new intruder in their territory? I can only think of one solution: sugarcupid.com, sugarmommymeet.com and the Anchorman quoters in a battle to the death.
The Todd reference FTW.
Why arn't you on that douchebag list there bud, Rex, Lex whatever the fuck your name is. Your comedy's feeble. Nice fuckin' hat douche.
Yes, I will go to The Onion when I want FAKE news, but I will continue to go to News on Cracked when I want funny commentary on real news.
Re Belicheck's wife: I would have gone with "when I'm scoring between her posts".
Watch the Onion news for well done parody news stories... kthanx.
That check back Monday thing was great.
I'm just gonna say what's on everyone's mind: "Check back Monday before you wreck back Monday" is fantastic, probably the best thing that's ever happened anywhere.
Mr. THE Guy raises a good point. I've complained here before about how iJustine and Kirk Filch suck, but if iJustine were in a bikini...
Rex Friedman isn't as sexy. And he wears ugly hats. "Alone in my basement five!": Classic.
I'm surprised I didn't make the Douchebag list for my constant instance of bringing back iJustine. Speaking of which, BRING BACK iJUSTINE!!!!
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