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Who's Really Keeping Kids Off Drugs?

It's Darryl, that's who.

Those Aren't Muskets Videos

http://www.thosearentmuskets.com Those Aren't Muskets! is an ambitious young comedy troupe with nothing to lose and everything to prove. They formed in 2007, when two non-consecutive Editors-in-Chief of The MQ (UCSD's premiere satire publication) decided to live together and be creative full time. Since then, they've gotten their work featured on the front pages of Cracked, Funny or Die, Veoh, Revver, Crackle, and College Humor. Thanks to these achievements, two foxy chicks have moved in with them. Their new lives are just as staggeringly awesome as you imagine. They can be contacted at thosearentmuskets@gmail.com

This isn't satire. It is just plain awesome.

3/24/2009 3:35:06 PM
boozewooze

ROFLMAO!!!

Pure comedy...

2/18/2009 7:21:58 AM
FreemDeem

The buyer reminds me of one of the guys from those David Blane knockoff videos. But yeah, freakin' hysterical.

9/7/2008 6:02:22 PM
Jonathan_Goss

jeez, why is everyone taking this vid so seriously? its f*****g sattire-get over it!!

8/30/2008 1:37:02 PM
shadyzladii

"Btw. I say: weed is bad for your lungs."
Thanks for the tip Sherlock. That's where the maxim "don't waste your lungs on s****y bud" comes into play.

Saw that comment, and had to reply. NOW I'll watch the video.

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7/7/2008 8:15:42 PM
muslimdate

Btw. I say: weed is bad for your lungs. And its only a problem if people sit on their couch and smoke it all day. However, the antidrug companies are just downright annoying to those of us whom really dont give a f**k because we dont smoke it in the first place. And if you do, then thats cool too. This was just to be a funny video, not a f*****g DEBATE about big companies, the uses of cannabis, and fascistic american policies so please just shut the f**k up.

6/24/2008 10:29:59 PM
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6/24/2008 10:24:32 PM
Slightly_sane

I was half-expecting to see a shot of Darryl at the end going "hehehe, sucker!"

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5/31/2008 6:01:56 AM
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4/27/2008 8:04:32 PM
chrisG2008

When I said 'It's a f*****g satire' I was high. Disregard that part.

4/26/2008 8:47:58 PM
Dicklick

Hey, here's an idea: all of you shut the f**k up. It's a f*****g satire. Since all of you are so f*****g educated about your respective topics, why don't you look up 'Those Aren't Muskets!'? You might find out that they're a funny group of people who make videos in both a satiric and parodist vein, as well as regular silliness in general. The point of the video was neither to show how if you ever do drugs, you'll get your s**t fucked up, nor was it a satiric shot at the anti-drug people who can't get their facts straight. It was an excuse to show a guy with no shirt acting crazy, in the hope of making you laugh. Now GTFO my internets.

4/26/2008 8:46:22 PM
Dicklick

Cannibas has a plethora of uses. In the late 1800's and early 1900's, all of the US grew it, and Henry Ford built his first car with hemp interior seating and it ran on hemp fuel. It can also make paper that does not yellow like wood-based paper, adhesives, lotions & shampoo, fabrics for clothing, etc. The reason weed is illegal is because of the growing cotton & oil industries, which came to view hemp as a major threat. For Christ's sake people, this is the United States. We're a country ran by corporations who implement fascist laws to protect their profits, and only to protect their profits, and that's why Europeans laugh at the notion of this being the "land of the free".
Just a sidenote: f**k the United States government. Now, I'm off to smoke a bowl.

4/26/2008 1:41:20 PM
Tonictheginhog

Ok that was HORRIBLE! New York is trying to legalize weed. The only reason why weed is illegal, is because of corporations like DuPont and the Tobacco industry. All you uneducated, ill informed assholes that think weed is horrible, have been watching too much BS. Weed does NOT make people psychotic, quite the oppsite. L youre a real ignoramous. Weed is good for depression too, but the Big Pharma would lose major bucks if they sold weed instead of pills. All you anti-pot people are morons and asses.

4/25/2008 11:07:54 AM
ninetailedfox
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