I want to do the news for CRACKED!
Get rid of kirk felch, I want only that sexy beast that is lex.
Fantastic. Except for Kirk. WTF is he doing back? He was funny only once, because it's the same joke every time.
You cheated, Lex! You posted that comment before I could criticize you! The last line was priceless, though. All is forgiven. Now let me see that spout...
Also! The link to Monday links to this article!
Kirk's material is funny but his delivery is terrible.
Heee. I like how you skipped the depressing story for rambling.
Fire him only after he reveals where his handle and spout are. It's his cock right? Yeah it is.
HEY! That asshole said it's February 8th, but it's only February 6th! What a jerk! I guess he couldn't read the teleprompter and got a little confused. FIRE HIM.