1/7/08: News on Cracked: Sears, Fat Kids, New Hampshire Primary, and Justine's Report on Coffee

Holls

01/08/08 06:05 PM

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I love learning too! We were meant to be. Lex and I say Mario the same. Isn't that adorable?

Elementalblazer

01/08/08 01:15 PM

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Lex says mario weird and thanks for firing iJustine the new girl is much better.

Carson Vandertruck

01/08/08 12:31 PM

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Personally, I think the show needs more animal acts.

Wallsy

01/08/08 09:21 AM

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I have found iJustine amusing in the past, but she sounded like she was reading from a particularly poor Uncyclopedia page today. Yes, that bad. Thanks for getting rid of her theme music though. Also, the polls/poles joke was brilliant. :-)

franklinfat

01/08/08 02:48 AM

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Good Job Cracked. I love the news on cracked! I just think you dont need justine. Or at least have her do something funny. We dont care if its only 90 seconds long as long as its all funny!

wahsatchmo

01/07/08 09:11 PM

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Damn you, News on Cracked! What did you do with iJustine? You replaced iJustine with this Justine girl and stole the top off of her still warm corpse! All we wanted was a new top for dear, dear, iJustine! Maybe something that s not an empire waist (no one looks good in those). And no capris with wedges, please.

noscoe

01/07/08 05:51 PM

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justine.still.isnt.funny.

Irvin700

01/07/08 05:04 PM

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It was ok, just be aware of your audience now since team stewart/colbert are going to be back in the air...though I'm sure you already know this.

SmooveO

01/07/08 04:26 PM

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Cracked adds a new registered user. Nice work "News on Cracked!".

femmepensive

01/07/08 04:09 PM

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I registered for an account JUST SO I COULD SAY HOW MUCH I HATE JUSTINE. Sorry, she's a cute girl, but her segments are plain old awful.

langaner

01/07/08 03:11 PM

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ha... interacting with the commentors
here's what to do with justine: 1. GIVE HER A DIFFERENT SHIRT
2. Blur the camera out of focus when she is on. That way you can't tell if she's really hot or just average
3. don't fire her, just shitcan that other guy from friday

cheesemonster

01/07/08 09:15 AM

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I literally laughed out loud at the poles joke. PS. Justine needs a new shirt.

Crazycracker

01/07/08 08:27 AM

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Yay, the old background is back. Yay, Kirk Filch is gone. Yay Lex didn't mumble after the punchline. Boo Justine still wears the same clothes every day. Boo the poles/polls joke wasn't funny.