1/7/08: News on Cracked: Sears, Fat Kids, New Hampshire Primary, and Justine's Report on Coffee

By: CRACKED Staff | Jan. 07, 2008 | 3,252 views
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He doesn't say Mario weird, he says it WRONG. Any one who's played Mario 64 (and judging by the amount of video game lists on cracked.com, I'm betting a large number of you), knows how to say Mario.

01/08/2008 07:44:00 PM
Crazycracker

I love learning too! We were meant to be. Lex and I say Mario the same. Isn't that adorable?

01/08/2008 06:05:00 PM
Holls

Lex says mario weird and thanks for firing iJustine the new girl is much better.

01/08/2008 01:15:00 PM
Elementalblazer

Personally, I think the show needs more animal acts.

01/08/2008 12:31:00 PM
Carson Vandertruck

I have found iJustine amusing in the past, but she sounded like she was reading from a particularly poor Uncyclopedia page today. Yes, that bad. Thanks for getting rid of her theme music though. Also, the polls/poles joke was brilliant. :-)

01/08/2008 09:21:00 AM
Wallsy

Good Job Cracked. I love the news on cracked! I just think you dont need justine. Or at least have her do something funny. We dont care if its only 90 seconds long as long as its all funny!

01/08/2008 02:48:00 AM
franklinfat

Damn you, News on Cracked! What did you do with iJustine? You replaced iJustine with this Justine girl and stole the top off of her still warm corpse! All we wanted was a new top for dear, dear, iJustine! Maybe something that s not an empire waist (no one looks good in those). And no capris with wedges, please.

01/07/2008 09:11:00 PM
wahsatchmo

justine.still.isnt.funny.

01/07/2008 05:51:00 PM
noscoe

It was ok, just be aware of your audience now since team stewart/colbert are going to be back in the air...though I'm sure you already know this.

01/07/2008 05:04:00 PM
Irvin700

Cracked adds a new registered user. Nice work "News on Cracked!".

01/07/2008 04:26:00 PM
SmooveO

I registered for an account JUST SO I COULD SAY HOW MUCH I HATE JUSTINE. Sorry, she's a cute girl, but her segments are plain old awful.

01/07/2008 04:09:00 PM
femmepensive

ha... interacting with the commentors here's what to do with justine: 1. GIVE HER A DIFFERENT SHIRT 2. Blur the camera out of focus when she is on. That way you can't tell if she's really hot or just average 3. don't fire her, just shitcan that other guy from friday

01/07/2008 03:11:00 PM
langaner

I literally laughed out loud at the poles joke. PS. Justine needs a new shirt.

01/07/2008 09:15:00 AM
cheesemonster

Yay, the old background is back. Yay, Kirk Filch is gone. Yay Lex didn't mumble after the punchline. Boo Justine still wears the same clothes every day. Boo the poles/polls joke wasn't funny.

01/07/2008 08:27:00 AM
Crazycracker
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