He doesn't say Mario weird, he says it WRONG. Any one who's played Mario 64 (and judging by the amount of video game lists on cracked.com, I'm betting a large number of you), knows how to say Mario.
I love learning too! We were meant to be. Lex and I say Mario the same. Isn't that adorable?
Lex says mario weird and thanks for firing iJustine the new girl is much better.
Personally, I think the show needs more animal acts.
I have found iJustine amusing in the past, but she sounded like she was reading from a particularly poor Uncyclopedia page today. Yes, that bad. Thanks for getting rid of her theme music though. Also, the polls/poles joke was brilliant. :-)
Good Job Cracked. I love the news on cracked! I just think you dont need justine. Or at least have her do something funny. We dont care if its only 90 seconds long as long as its all funny!
Damn you, News on Cracked! What did you do with iJustine? You replaced iJustine with this Justine girl and stole the top off of her still warm corpse! All we wanted was a new top for dear, dear, iJustine! Maybe something that s not an empire waist (no one looks good in those). And no capris with wedges, please.
justine.still.isnt.funny.
It was ok, just be aware of your audience now since team stewart/colbert are going to be back in the air...though I'm sure you already know this.
Cracked adds a new registered user. Nice work "News on Cracked!".
I registered for an account JUST SO I COULD SAY HOW MUCH I HATE JUSTINE. Sorry, she's a cute girl, but her segments are plain old awful.
ha... interacting with the commentors here's what to do with justine: 1. GIVE HER A DIFFERENT SHIRT 2. Blur the camera out of focus when she is on. That way you can't tell if she's really hot or just average 3. don't fire her, just shitcan that other guy from friday
I literally laughed out loud at the poles joke. PS. Justine needs a new shirt.
Yay, the old background is back. Yay, Kirk Filch is gone. Yay Lex didn't mumble after the punchline. Boo Justine still wears the same clothes every day. Boo the poles/polls joke wasn't funny.