Who Wants a Kindle?

By: CRACKED Staff | Dec. 13, 2007 | 63,536 views
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why does this guy always look so greasy?

12/09/2008 02:40:00 PM
candystriper

Hey guys! Hasn t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.

05/31/2008 06:28:00 AM
sahilshah

Hey Cracked! Just when will you guys stop sucking already? Yeah, we get it, it was funny, ha-ha-ha n stuff, but now you could get back to the real comedy now, seriously...please?

12/14/2007 06:58:00 AM
Playbahnosh

When there's weather to report I report the weather.

12/14/2007 04:51:00 AM
Brick

Christ, really? My Jewfro is greasy? My eyes look stoned? I've never smoked pot in my entire life. Are you guys just jealous of my overwhelming handsomeness?

12/13/2007 08:14:00 PM
lex

He looks unhealthy to me. Maybe it is the greasy hair, matched with the dark sweater? Nah, must be the "I just smoked some pot" look in his eyes..

12/13/2007 05:34:00 PM
wetspot

If I was a woman, I would make a Lex Friedman baby. In my uterus. (With his semen!!)

12/13/2007 02:02:00 PM
Giller

I used to like Cracked. In fact, I used to like PWOT. But since PWOT is no more, I was FORCED to like Cracked since David Wong came over, leaving PWOT for dead. John Cheese is stuck on his own cobwebbed page, and all seem to just whiter away. Cracked is not funny any more, this video and the recent articles prove that, brighter than daylight... David you sonofa...why did you have to do this to me? You suck, Wong! I used to like your articles before you sold your soul to the Devil! You know what? Fuck you!

12/13/2007 12:47:00 PM
Playbahnosh

The idea for this video is great...bad comedic delivery

12/13/2007 11:45:00 AM
Alfzilla

He actually convinced me that i need one of these. It would be awesome to literally have all that at your fingertips....depending on the content. like having How To Rob A Bank, or How To Escape From Jail, and yes the World Atlas so you don't get lost on the escape route. Seriously. Is there anyways we can get this news guyto wash his hair? It's so damn greasy looking...

12/13/2007 11:38:00 AM
Advetravlr

And I meant "sold out of those little bastards" you little bastards

12/13/2007 11:17:00 AM
ominousoat

Also by the by, this was hilarious and Cracked staffers are too beautiful not to be seen, philistines.

12/13/2007 10:54:00 AM
ominousoat

Still and all, Amazon sold of these little bastards due to high demand...so either it's popular, or they knew it was so lame they only made 5.

12/13/2007 10:53:00 AM
ominousoat

You got a pretty mouth.

12/13/2007 10:44:00 AM
Holls

I too enjoy reading while masturbating at work on my breaks. Its very difficult holding a book and turning the pages with one hand.....

12/13/2007 09:54:00 AM
BigPhillyMan

Please stop the invisible fire from burning my friend! And by "burning my friend" I mean "deleting my friend's posts."

12/13/2007 09:52:00 AM
CalNaughtonJr

The sad part is, when I looked at this thing I went Oooh! Good idea! I then realized I am a terrible person. I am sorry.

12/13/2007 09:21:00 AM
KittyThePooka

This was very funny. Am I right? I'm right.

12/13/2007 09:11:00 AM
SmooveO

...did someone really just say we should stop making fun of progress? I hope that was facetious. Oh god. My heart hurts. I also have 11 kindles.

12/13/2007 08:30:00 AM
Tanga

The best argument against the kindle is that you cannot swat a fly with it.

12/13/2007 07:54:00 AM
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