Who Wants a Kindle?

candystriper

12/09/08 02:40 PM

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why does this guy always look so greasy?

Playbahnosh

12/14/07 06:58 AM

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Hey Cracked! Just when will you guys stop sucking already? Yeah, we get it, it was funny, ha-ha-ha n stuff, but now you could get back to the real comedy now, seriously...please?

Brick

12/14/07 04:51 AM

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When there's weather to report I report the weather.

lex

12/13/07 08:14 PM

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Christ, really? My Jewfro is greasy? My eyes look stoned? I've never smoked pot in my entire life.
Are you guys just jealous of my overwhelming handsomeness?

wetspot

12/13/07 05:34 PM

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He looks unhealthy to me. Maybe it is the greasy hair, matched with the dark sweater?
Nah, must be the "I just smoked some pot" look in his eyes..

Giller

12/13/07 02:02 PM

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If I was a woman, I would make a Lex Friedman baby. In my uterus.
(With his semen!!)

Playbahnosh

12/13/07 12:47 PM

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I used to like Cracked. In fact, I used to like PWOT. But since PWOT is no more, I was FORCED to like Cracked since David Wong came over, leaving PWOT for dead. John Cheese is stuck on his own cobwebbed page, and all seem to just whiter away. Cracked is not funny any more, this video and the recent articles prove that, brighter than daylight... David you sonofa...why did you have to do this to me? You suck, Wong! I used to like your articles before you sold your soul to the Devil! You know what? Fuck you!

Alfzilla

12/13/07 11:45 AM

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The idea for this video is great...bad comedic delivery

Advetravlr

12/13/07 11:38 AM

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He actually convinced me that i need one of these. It would be awesome to literally have all that at your fingertips....depending on the content. like having How To Rob A Bank, or How To Escape From Jail, and yes the World Atlas so you don't get lost on the escape route. Seriously.
Is there anyways we can get this news guyto wash his hair? It's so damn greasy looking...

ominousoat

12/13/07 11:17 AM

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And I meant "sold out of those little bastards" you little bastards

ominousoat

12/13/07 10:54 AM

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Also by the by, this was hilarious and Cracked staffers are too beautiful not to be seen, philistines.

ominousoat

12/13/07 10:53 AM

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Still and all, Amazon sold of these little bastards due to high demand...so either it's popular, or they knew it was so lame they only made 5.

Holls

12/13/07 10:44 AM

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You got a pretty mouth.

BigPhillyMan

12/13/07 09:54 AM

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I too enjoy reading while masturbating at work on my breaks. Its very difficult holding a book and turning the pages with one hand.....

CalNaughtonJr

12/13/07 09:52 AM

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Please stop the invisible fire from burning my friend!
And by "burning my friend" I mean "deleting my friend's posts."

KittyThePooka

12/13/07 09:21 AM

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The sad part is, when I looked at this thing I went Oooh! Good idea! I then realized I am a terrible person. I am sorry.

SmooveO

12/13/07 09:11 AM

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This was very funny. Am I right? I'm right.

Tanga

12/13/07 08:30 AM

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...did someone really just say we should stop making fun of progress?
I hope that was facetious. Oh god. My heart hurts.
I also have 11 kindles.

cheesemonster

12/13/07 07:54 AM

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The best argument against the kindle is that you cannot swat a fly with it.

christhefury

12/13/07 07:37 AM

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Will Ferrell's characters are so funny, i want to quote him 17 times a day. even if no one else cares.