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Nov 29th News on Cracked: Christina Aguilera, Cancer, Obesity, and Weather

Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant, cancer risks, obesity trends, and more in today's edition of the News on Cracked.

Previously on the News on Cracked:
Nov 28th: Gatorade, John Cusack, Steve Fossett, and Kenya Sex Tours.
Nov 27th: Oprah, Britney, Sean Taylor, and more!
Nov 26th: Jerry Seinfeld, the Writers' Strike, and Broadway

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9 Comments

onlocash

Also the obesity crack was hilarious Rosie Pork chops O'donnell leading the pack

Posted on 1/13/2008 11:54:11 PM

onlocash

Xtina Aguilera is extremely beautiful but check it Minus points for pointing that belly in my direction seriously WTF what is it with these attention whores you wanna show something show me your body not your silly putty stretched ass skin sheez.There is no glow that's just f*&^%ing disgusting,peace

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Posted on 12/27/2007 4:29:57 AM

polly

Why the page renew so slow? I don't want to see the guy again. Someone just PSed his pictures to some hot nude pictures and then uploaded them to an onliine site Sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking sugar babies site.. so it says he is looking for a sugar mommy...

Posted on 11/30/2007 1:24:31 AM

Jonathan

Christina would be a totally freakin' hot, nasty, slimy, awesome piece of temporary skank as long as you kept your jimmy wrapped...I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Posted on 11/30/2007 1:19:53 AM

Crazycracker

Having the rosie pic during the obesity story was funny, but the hoho joke was lame, and so was the alcoholic intro. "Hey Lex, Go Fuck Yourself!" Hilarious.

Posted on 11/29/2007 3:36:06 PM

unknown

Only 200 Euros?

Posted on 11/29/2007 11:09:10 AM

Ernie

You do this every day? Holy shit. I laughed. Out loud. Well done!

Posted on 11/29/2007 10:48:59 AM

Tony

You've got a great point Lex, At least you give me something to hate. Please don't take it away from me. I need it :)

Posted on 11/29/2007 8:56:44 AM

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