Nov. 28th '07: News on Cracked: Gatorade, John Cusack, and more!

cheesemonster

11/29/07 09:18 PM

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oh, and Lex, you're doing an ass-rapingly good job.

cheesemonster

11/29/07 09:17 PM

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If you all love Jon Stewart so much, why don't you go ass-rape him to death? Then the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with his whiny crap.

Namorgasm

11/29/07 11:54 AM

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Jon Stewart wasn't always that great, and he probably had a bigger writer pool. Stop comparing two completely different mediums you spazzes.
ANYWAY, these are getting better. The gatorade footage joke was pretty amusing as it went on, and Lex, you are devilishly handsome. Just never get rid of those curls.

lex

11/29/07 08:06 AM

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Wait wait wait. You DON'T want me to suck? Why didn't you say so!
We'll try it without sucking next time.

Born2Suffer

11/28/07 06:36 PM

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This is not working, mmkay?

cheesemonster

11/28/07 05:28 PM

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lol it has some sort of appeal. I enjoy the "way, way too soon" jokes that they've employed the past 2 days. Oh, and I thought it was pronounced "rooters." see I even learned something new.

homsar

11/28/07 05:20 PM

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There's no charisma here. It's just...just terrible. The jokes are funny, but they're delivered so terribly.

daniel.

11/28/07 12:03 PM

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I think he did, Lex. He also called you a "chicken" under his breath and mumbled a few creative things he thinks your mother can do to herself.
You should probably fight him.

SmooveO

11/28/07 12:01 PM

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I'm still trying to figure out what the antithesis of funny is.