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Nov. 28th '07: News on Cracked: Gatorade, John Cusack, and more!

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Gatorade, John Cusack, Steve Fossett, Kenya Sex Tours, and More!



Previously on the News on Cracked:
Oprah, Britney, Sean Taylor, and more!
Jerry Seinfeld, the Writers' Strike, and Broadway

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16 Comments


polly

wow,you again! i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?

Posted on 11/30/2007 1:26:18 AM

oh, and Lex, you're doing an ass-rapingly good job.

Posted on 11/29/2007 9:18:20 PM

If you all love Jon Stewart so much, why don't you go ass-rape him to death? Then the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with his whiny crap.

Posted on 11/29/2007 9:17:57 PM

Guest Name

Wow, so much hate for an online video segment. Here's a real newsflash: You don't have to watch. Nobody's forcing you.

Posted on 11/29/2007 2:51:30 PM

Jon Stewart wasn't always that great, and he probably had a bigger writer pool. Stop comparing two completely different mediums you spazzes. ANYWAY, these are getting better. The gatorade footage joke was pretty amusing as it went on, and Lex, you are devilishly handsome. Just never get rid of those curls.

Posted on 11/29/2007 11:54:49 AM

Wait wait wait. You DON'T want me to suck? Why didn't you say so! We'll try it without sucking next time.

Posted on 11/29/2007 8:06:47 AM

Hazel

Jon Stewart does this better. You know, without sucking?

Posted on 11/28/2007 11:33:49 PM

This is not working, mmkay?

Posted on 11/28/2007 6:36:28 PM

lol it has some sort of appeal. I enjoy the "way, way too soon" jokes that they've employed the past 2 days. Oh, and I thought it was pronounced "rooters." see I even learned something new.

Posted on 11/28/2007 5:28:52 PM

There's no charisma here. It's just...just terrible. The jokes are funny, but they're delivered so terribly.

Posted on 11/28/2007 5:20:27 PM

Heyhey

Please stop posting videos. It's just a waste of cracked.com's resources. Stick to articles.

Posted on 11/28/2007 12:46:57 PM

I think he did, Lex. He also called you a "chicken" under his breath and mumbled a few creative things he thinks your mother can do to herself. You should probably fight him.

Posted on 11/28/2007 12:03:12 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what the antithesis of funny is.

Posted on 11/28/2007 12:01:30 PM

Tony -- if we didn't keep making videos for you to hate, then what would you be commenting on right now? We love your comments, man, that's what keeps us smiling! Also: Did you just call me ugly?

Posted on 11/28/2007 11:38:36 AM

Funny moments

Relax Tony ... I found the Gatorade and Cusack stuff very funy?

Posted on 11/28/2007 10:44:17 AM

Tony

Please...just stop. I enjoy your articles, isn't that enough?? You guys are not meant to be in front of the camera. This show is the antithesis of funny. There is no need to make even bigger morons of yourselves.

Posted on 11/28/2007 9:44:13 AM

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