poor lex, he's fallen so far since his news was cancelled.
Shut up, you grammar Nazi faggots.
I would have said shotgun
the emo douchbag thing was a good pwn
it's lex talking to lex talking about douchbags! i love the line "your suicide call will be answered in the order that there are people who care about it".
Pssh. Pills? Real men tear off their own faces with sporks when they want to commit suicide.
I LIKE TURTLES!
A suicide hotline once put me on hold. "Jump" by Van Halen played while I waited.
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