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I would have said shotgun

the emo douchbag thing was a good pwn

it's lex talking to lex talking about douchbags! i love the line "your suicide call will be answered in the order that there are people who care about it".

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Pssh. Pills? Real men tear off their own faces with sporks when they want to commit suicide.

That is so sad and stupid! Fancy calling England for no reason but to look like a knob! I bet she had a good laugh at these stupid idiots when that phone went down.

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. good work!

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this is so dumb!

Read my name.

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first of all "are"? that misspelling was so bad i had to reread your sentence twice, and anyway, its making fun of those stupid recordings you get when you call anywhere now, it just happens that the suicide line would be the last place you would want that to happen, and therefore the funniest

This is sad, that are world has no morals when someone needs help, about trying to kill yourself. That angers me that there is not enough people out there that will take a stand and take this seriously. Is there real people anymore. I didnt find this funny whatsoever, when you go through something like this.

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suicide is good but homocide is way better

I have actually called the suicide hotline and it was pretty much like this.

HAhaHAHAHAHA! he should have used a shotgun.

We're all people here. I mean come on, who hasn't held a handful of pamprin at one time thinking that they should end it! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!

Emo faggot, the wit of your comment was lost when you spelled "like", like this, "liek". Though I agree with the premise of your name. Emo's are faggots, but the reason they act like they're going to commit suicide every day probably has more to do with the fact that they're whiny pansies who want attention, than any special humor or enjoyment they get out of the idea of suicide.