World's Worst Suicide Hotline

poor lex, he's fallen so far since his news was cancelled.

9/21/2008 7:54:21 PM

gamerelite1

Shut up, you grammar Nazi faggots.

6/2/2008 9:33:21 PM

Danel

I would have said shotgun

4/30/2008 4:12:38 AM

ghostshell45

the emo douchbag thing was a good pwn

4/12/2008 12:50:57 AM

americana

it's lex talking to lex talking about douchbags! i love the line "your suicide call will be answered in the order that there are people who care about it".

2/2/2008 9:35:30 AM

juggadore

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2/1/2008 1:54:34 AM

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2/1/2008 1:54:27 AM

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Pssh. Pills? Real men tear off their own faces with sporks when they want to commit suicide.

1/27/2008 11:45:49 AM

Nktalloth

That is so sad and stupid! Fancy calling England for no reason but to look like a knob! I bet she had a good laugh at these stupid idiots when that phone went down.

1/23/2008 3:04:28 PM

England

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. good work!

12/15/2007 5:36:02 PM

gayredneck

:(

12/14/2007 5:22:24 PM

boobs

this is so dumb!

12/7/2007 3:26:21 PM

lina

Read my name.

12/4/2007 7:02:43 PM

Stop taking things on a parody website seriously.

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11/30/2007 6:11:13 PM

SallysSeaShells

first of all "are"? that misspelling was so bad i had to reread your sentence twice, and anyway, its making fun of those stupid recordings you get when you call anywhere now, it just happens that the suicide line would be the last place you would want that to happen, and therefore the funniest

11/28/2007 11:18:55 PM

not bill

This is sad, that are world has no morals when someone needs help, about trying to kill yourself. That angers me that there is not enough people out there that will take a stand and take this seriously. Is there real people anymore. I didnt find this funny whatsoever, when you go through something like this.

11/26/2007 10:40:27 AM

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11/20/2007 7:02:50 AM

Mihaloflj,Mihaloflj

suicide is good but homocide is way better

11/18/2007 6:32:38 PM

davo

I have actually called the suicide hotline and it was pretty much like this.

11/15/2007 10:41:21 AM

The Hulk

HAhaHAHAHAHA! he should have used a shotgun.

11/13/2007 9:17:38 PM

Darth Angry