World's Worst Suicide Hotline

R0cketM0nkey

08/29/11 01:57 PM

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I called 1800-Suicide and all I got was a lousy t-shirt.

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   ZombieGrub

   09/05/11 09:44 PM

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   You are one of the lucky ones, the bastards took my lousy t-shirt away and made me commit suicide naked.
   

gamerelite1

09/21/08 07:54 PM

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poor lex, he's fallen so far since his news was cancelled.

Danel

06/02/08 09:33 PM

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Shut up, you grammar Nazi faggots.

ghostshell45

04/30/08 04:12 AM

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I would have said shotgun

americana

04/12/08 12:50 AM

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the emo douchbag thing was a good pwn

juggadore

02/02/08 09:35 AM

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it's lex talking to lex talking about douchbags! i love the line "your suicide call will be answered in the order that there are people who care about it".

Nktalloth

01/27/08 11:45 AM

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Pssh. Pills? Real men tear off their own faces with sporks when they want to commit suicide.

SallysSeaShells

11/30/07 06:11 PM

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I LIKE TURTLES!

TheDude

11/01/07 08:43 AM

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A suicide hotline once put me on hold. "Jump" by Van Halen played while I waited.