No, not the ones that make silly gag gifts. The ones that look like torture devices from a post-Apocalyptic future.
Man, what ever happened to the really cool toys? You know, the ones that could kill you?
Turns out a Slinky isn't really all that exciting.
Can you judge a whole culture by their toys? Sure, why not.
Hey kids, when you get your Spidey action figures, make sure to act out the boring scenes.
Crazy, but true.
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