It actually makes perfect sense.
We tell you the truth because we love you. Or, because the Cracked Christmas party was last night and we're still a little drunk.
The Kindle, childhood toys, and Vanilla Ice: If you liked any of these things at any point in your life, we're here to remind you just how foolish you are.
If you like comic books, history and video games, there's probably something in this week's roundup for you. Also, you're probably a nerd.
Mother Natures hates you.
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