Who doesn't need a nose bleed paper clip.
It's a tough job. And a stupid job. And a pointless job. An unnecessary job. But someone's got to do it, we guess.
What is fact, but a fiction that actually happened?
Fear is our national pastime. These news stories were our World Series.
Can you BELIEVE someone would actually part with these things?
The world tends to laugh at radical inventions. Sometimes, the world is right.
Apparently, it's really hard to think up a name for a sports team these days that isn't completely idiotic.
Because nobody can screw up the English language like a pop star.
CRACKED settles the age-old debate once and for all.
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When awful names happen to good bands. And bad ones.
We pick up ESPN's Bill Simmons' gauntlet.
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The five strangest commercials that appeared during last weekend's NCAA Tournament.
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