Review

Adam West wants to compare Batmans.

A scientific analysis.

Our fake review was actually a lot less stupid than the real movie.

We brought in a panel to tackle this one. "This site always shoots for a certain level of maturity, not jokes aimed at those who are thirteen or stoked to the gills on reefer cigarettes."

Written by esteemed film expert Dr. Albert Oxford. "Comic books are masturbation..."

Dr. Oxford once again. "'Ass?' I demanded. 'Ass ass the ass manager?'

"An interesting piece of genre fun. And by 'genre fun' I mean 'shit'"

"Yes, there is racism in the film... but is there enough?"

We were still a little too easy on it...

"If there are any lifeforms out there, we could no more make peace with them than we could befriend a jellyfish. Their communication would be through a series of intricately-shaped clouds of flesh-bur ...

John, with a little help from the Digital Underground.

Ken Marino and Jonathan Stern felt weird reviewing their film, The Ten, so they enlisted their mothers.

Why go see a movie when you can hastily dismiss it based on its ridiculous trailer?

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