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The X-Men without the shitty one liners.
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Stan Lee's got nothing on God.
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Unless you're really fucking old.
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Powerful? Sure. It's the effort that's lacking.
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We can't all have cool powers, like the ability to manipulate time or steal powers. Some of us are Maya and Alejandro Herrera.
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Will Ferrell and Kate Hudson kick out the jams in this previously unaired SNL sketch.
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Any use these powers have is countered by the sheer embarrassment of having them.
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"If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?" CRACKED puts the question to rest as we count down the 7 coolest superpowers of all time.
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