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Grossly Inaccurate Review: The Punisher
Written by esteemed film expert Dr. Albert Oxford. "Comic books are masturbation..."
Grossly Inaccurate Review: Terminator 3
Dr. Oxford once again. "'Ass?' I demanded. 'Ass ass the ass manager?'
Grossly Inaccurate Review: Van Helsing
"An interesting piece of genre fun. And by 'genre fun' I mean 'shit'"
5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped
Is it wrong to judge these movies before they're even made? No. No, it's not.
Grossly Inaccurate Review: Chamber of Secrets
"Yes, there is racism in the film... but is there enough?"
Grossly Inaccurate Review: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
We were still a little too easy on it...
Grossly Inaccurate Movie Reviews: Star Trek: Nemesis
"If there are any lifeforms out there, we could no more make peace with them than we could befriend a jellyfish. Their communication would be through a series of intricately-shaped clouds of flesh-bur ...
5 Kick-Ass Action Movies That Are Pure Propaganda
Yes, they blow up stuff. But, they do it with a message.
The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids
These movies will make any child a man. Even if it was a girl.
The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
Ten films tragically cut down before their time.