Movies

These could be worse than Hulk.

"Now let's see how we can make this film worse."

At least one of you should survive.

Steven Seagal IS ... an Asian man?

Want to write a superhero movie? Learn the rules.

What do you do when you've made a movie nobody wants to see? Lie.

If you grew up on these eight classic family films, we have some bad news for you.

Dress shopping, bank loans and Tom Cruise: Hollywood knows what men look for in a sports movie.

Aspiring writers, some day your novel may star Sylvester Stallone.

Do you cringe every time your favorite comic gets turned into a film? Based on Hollywood's track record, you're right to.

Our fake review was actually a lot less stupid than the real movie.

We brought in a panel to tackle this one. "This site always shoots for a certain level of maturity, not jokes aimed at those who are thirteen or stoked to the gills on reefer cigarettes."

Written by esteemed film expert Dr. Albert Oxford. "Comic books are masturbation..."

Dr. Oxford once again. "'Ass?' I demanded. 'Ass ass the ass manager?'

"An interesting piece of genre fun. And by 'genre fun' I mean 'shit'"

Is it wrong to judge these movies before they're even made? No. No, it's not.

"Yes, there is racism in the film... but is there enough?"

We were still a little too easy on it...

"If there are any lifeforms out there, we could no more make peace with them than we could befriend a jellyfish. Their communication would be through a series of intricately-shaped clouds of flesh-bur ...