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And you thought nothing could be worse than last week's "Hardy-Har-Hardiovascular Disease." Never doubt us again.
Cracked's Struggle With Humorbid Obesity: Our Weekly Round-Up
We do a weekly round-up of our articles. Weakly.
CRACKED's Metastasized Humor
The only article that takes us seven days to write.
The Saturday Humorricane
The best in CRACKED for the week.
Monkeys Vs. Toddlers: Who Can Kick Whose Ass?
CRACKED settles the age-old debate once and for all.
Pop Culture's Top 5 Fictional Mayors
Our countdown of pop culture's five greatest fictional mayors.
The 6 Most Over-Hyped Threats to America (And What Should Scare You Instead)
The six most unwarranted sources of fear the Man uses to keep you dumb and Himself in power.
The Straight Scoop: 10 Stars You Won't Believe Aren't Gay
Celebs whom everyone assumes are gay, but are all about the opposite sex's genitals.
When Badasses Go Soft: The 10 Weakest Songs by Badass Bands
The 10 most disappointing examples of badass bands looking like douchebags.
The 5 Stages of Online Dating
I recently went to a popular Internet dating site to see if I could find my ideal woman.