Not quite as useful as "look both ways."
Steven Seagal IS ... an Asian man?
It's not that we don't believe in magic Negroes, it's just that we're sick of seeing them on screen over and over again.
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We've seen the same recycled formulas year after year, and frankly, we're tired of it.
Read this article and get to know the warning signs before it's too late.
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Like watching the actual Oscars, but without having to endure Ellen Degeneres.
The worst Oscar speeches from the last decade, if they were hooked up to a lie detector.
How to get nominated, grab gold get people to touch your genitals.
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Finally, some honesty.