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The great philosopher/pedophile introduces himself to his new neighbors.

Perks show how far they'll go to keep the human pistons of its search engine pumping.

Cliffs Notes explains the many, many ins and outs of one of the 21st century’s finest works of literature: Mystikal’s “Pussy Crook.” With MP3s embedded that are most certainl ...

What happens when the muse leaves for a coffee and those words don’t quite fit.

A course guide for hip hop classes.

While all TV shows require a certain suspension of disbelief, 24 is growing especially far fetched with each new season. In order to enjoy 24: Day Six here are four things that youâ€â ...

A memo to Chloe about the cell phone he's going to be using during 24: Day Six.

Crack the mystery with Schizophrenia Brown, crazy boy detective.

Nine practical merit badges for scouts to survive today's world.

Behold, the secret world of Katie Couric.

The fifteen college football games you can skip this bowl season.

Lindsay tells her diary about her drinking and her struggle to be more than adequite.

We out the biggest wusses on today’s rock scene.

Michael Richards offers twelve ways to end racism.

We managed to get our hands on the notes studio executives sent to Mel Gibson on the first draft of Apocalypto.

The twelve days of Christmas as performed by Christopher Walken.

Your guide to drafting a winning criminal athlete fantasy team.

The Coke bear wants to be recognized for other things than his TV work, like eating seals.

Notes on the first draft of the script for The Nativity Story.