Everyone seems to be doing year-end lists; we might as well jump on the bandwagon.
Instead of getting you something new for Christmas, we've gone back and re-wrapped a bunch of old gifts that we already gave you.
Maybe it's just us, but there's something weird about this whole Christmas thing. We decided to look into it.
Crazy Christmas customs in backwards, non-American (i.e. inferior) countries.
The five most simultaneously awesome and shitacular gifts to give this Christmas.
What do we really know about this Santa Claus anyways?
The twelve days of Christmas as performed by Christopher Walken.
The Coke bear wants to be recognized for other things than his TV work, like eating seals.
Notes on the first draft of the script for The Nativity Story.
Children are stupid. Let's lau ...
When awful names happen to goo ...
There's a thin line between ho ...
The X-Men without the shitty o ...
Not quite as useful as "look b ...
Musicians are even dumber than ...