Christmas
- CRACKED.com - Gather Round and List[en]:A Very List-Filled Listy Cracked Round-Up of Lists!
Everyone seems to be doing year-end lists; we might as well jump on the bandwagon.
- CRACKED.com - 12/25/07: The News on Cracked Holiday Christmas Spectacular, For Jews and Other Bored People on X-Mas
- CRACKED.com - Posts of Christmas Past
Instead of getting you something new for Christmas, we've gone back and re-wrapped a bunch of old gifts that we already gave you.
- CRACKED.com - Pagan Orgies to Human Sacrifice: The Bizarre Origins of Christmas
Maybe it's just us, but there's something weird about this whole Christmas thing. We decided to look into it.
- CRACKED.com - 12/17/07: News on Cracked: Newswomen in bikinis, more on steroids in baseball, and a magical Christmas card
- CRACKED.com - 6 Insane Christmas Traditions From Around the World
Crazy Christmas customs in backwards, non-American (i.e. inferior) countries.
- CRACKED.com - The squirrel scene from Christmas Vacation
- CRACKED.com - Stella's Christmas caroling short
- CRACKED.com - 12 days of Fox News Christmas
- CRACKED.com - 5 Awesomely Bad Christmas Gifts
The five most simultaneously awesome and shitacular gifts to give this Christmas.
- CRACKED.com - Mr. Garrison spreads Christmas cheer to non-believers
- CRACKED.com - A Christmas Uprising
What do we really know about this Santa Claus anyways?
- CRACKED.com - Christopher Walken's Twelve Days of Christmas
The twelve days of Christmas as performed by Christopher Walken.
- CRACKED.com - The Coke Polar Bear Has Had Enough
The Coke bear wants to be recognized for other things than his TV work, like eating seals.
- CRACKED.com - Notes on the First Draft of The Nativity Story
Notes on the first draft of the script for The Nativity Story.
- CRACKED.com - A second attack ad from the Christmas lobby
- CRACKED.com - Heidi Klum's sloppy piece of shit Christmas carol
- CRACKED.com - An anti-Hanukkah ad from the Christmas lobby
- CRACKED.com - Heroin Addict's Christmas
- CRACKED.com - A Robot Chicken Christmas
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