Cracked Columnists 301-400

• Cracked.com Liveblogs the VP Debates LIVE!
• How to Use the Bailout to Ask Your Parents for Money
• Cracked.com has solved the bailout!
• CNN Mistakes Boobs For News
• How to Win the Presidential Debate: A Graphic Representation
• Porn, Pizza and Awesome Roller Coasters: Vote Wolinsky In '08
• The Stages of a Human Life: 408 Years Ago vs. Today
• How Not to Host an Awards Show
• Chuck Norris Doesn't Understand Politics (or Are the Cracked Bloggers The New Beatles?)
• Dear Media: What's This Election About?
• This Movie Features Jon Voight, James Woods, Gary Coleman and Bill O'Reilly. How Does That Happen?
• Sarah Palin Pees Standing Up: How To Use Insinuation
• How to survive a financial meltdown
• HBN Needs Your Help
• White People Love Kanye West
• The 8 Most Terrifying Restaurants from Around the World
• The 10 Commandments of Facebook
• How to punch Oasis in the face
• Psychic Kids See Dead People. Viewers See Crap TV
• An Open Letter To David Duchovny (Incl., Full Resumé)
• The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked
• I Want A VP I Can Take To The Fight Club
• Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger
• Fox Whores Itself For Cookies (or I AM NOT DAN O'BRIEN)
• 8 Animals With Real Superpowers
• Labor Day: Exposed!
• Email Spamming 101: The A-Z Guide To Becoming Human Garbage
• 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You
• Nancy Grace: Better Than A Baby Murderer
• Dan O'Brien Reviews Roseanne Barr's Blog
• The 8 (Literally) Shittiest Jobs Of All Time
• How to win a fight against twenty children
• CNN Wants You To Hate Boobs (or My Cracked Family Is Just Tops In My Book)
• Man Tries to Destroy Cracked, Receives Swift Justice (7 Years Later)
• Announcing The Arrival Of The Gayest Baby Ever
• The (Mentally Ill) Idiot's Guide To Amazon.com
• What the Olympics Really Mean to China
• Orson Scott Card Wants YOU

  (To Rise Up Against The Gay Menace)

• No HBN Today.
• Unknown Blogger To Challenge Google to Death Race
• 5 Scientific Theories That Will Make Your Head Explode
• The top 5 Reasons why Cracked is (finally) better than MAD
• CNN vs. Fox: Battle For The Lamest Jesus Story Ever
• It's Easier Than You Think to Accidentally Audition For Porn
• The Drunk Idiot's Guide to Twitter
• Cuil is the new Google-Killer: Idiots
• 6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song (Or Screw You Dan O'Brien -- A Tribute To Dan O'Brien)
• To Answer Your Question In Advance, Ladies: Yes, I Will Sleep With You
• At Last, I Can Combine Drinking And Overeating In A Way That Doesn't Get Me Arrested
• 4 Celebrities Who Just Might be Superhero Alter-Egos
• Why does the Wii even exist?
• Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation
• 8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-Ass Ways
• Digg This!: 7 Cheats for Hitting The Front Page of Digg
• 16 Facts about France of dubious verity.
• The Most Irresponsible Science Lesson Ever Taught (Or I'm Sick And I Don't Want To Blog So Here's A Bunch Of Random Stuff On My Mind)
• Five New Actors to Play Sherlock Holmes
• Pull It Together, Guillermo
• Proof Brendan Fraser Is The Happiest Man Alive
• 7 Troubling Questions About Science's Pursuit of Robot Sex
• I Cannot Tell A Lie: George Washington Was An Iroquois Freedom Fighter
• Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (or I Really Truly Hate The Other Four Cracked Columnists)
• Independence Day: Exposed!
• Los Angeles: Home To Movie Stars, The Wayans Brothers, And Me
• Is Wall-E Really About An Aging Gay Robot?
• Websense Is Nonsense (And It Thinks This Column Is "Tasteless")
• 15 Reasons Canada is better than your country
• Hologram Technology By 2010, Laser Swords To Follow
• 5 Reasons You're Going To Hate "Hancock"
• The Shaq I Know
• 7 Words You Can't Say On The Internet

  (Without Starting A Flame War)

• How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant
• 1 Reason Not To See The Dark Knight
• BEHOLD! FoxNews Creates Legal Controversy ... Out Of Thin Air!
• An Infinite List of Reasons Anne Hathaway Should Turn to Dan O'Brien for Comfort
• Illegal Animal Trafficking is Grrrrrreat!
• The Best Stan Winston Creations Of All Time
• 5 Lessons American TV Should Learn From Japanese Game Shows
• Airplane Movie Reviews: Cloverfield & Vantage Point
• Coming Soon: The Most Unnecessary Comic Book Reboot Ever
• The 6 Most Underwhelming Moments from the iPhone 3G Debut
• Money-Saving Tips with Dan O'Brien
• Unprotected Sex And The City
• They Make Our Crazy Mass Murderers Seem Almost Pleasant
• The 5 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Products Money Can Buy
• 20 Reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.
• D & D 4th Edition: Scourge of the Insufferable Prick
• Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
• The Boston Celtics vs Wonder Woman
• The U.S.S. Enterprise (Is Getting P.U.S.S.Y. Tonight)

  (feat. MC's Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)

• Tama The Train Station-Managing Cat Speaks Out On Homeless Japanese People Living In Closets
• Unsung Heroes: 5 YouTube Users Who Will Never Become Famous
• Metal Gear Solid 4 may or may not have insanely long cut scenes
• Why I'm Better Than The Mars Lander
• 4 Reasons You're Going To Hate The New Mike Myers Movie
• An Open Letter to Scientology Regarding the Evils of Miley Cyrus
• Scientology Wants Miley Cyrus: So Which Should Be Scared?
• Sharon Stone Is A Hateful Witch (And A Video Of Old Men Waving)
• Nude Woman Steals 40K In Jewelry (You Don't Even Want to Know Where She Hid It)
• Baseless Indiana Jones 5 Speculation! Bonus: Penis!