Cracked Articles 1-100

• Cracked Round-Up: A Plea To Our Readers
• The Depressing Truth About the Old Man from Zelda
• Planned Monopoly Movie to be Even Worse Than You Thought
• Signs You May Be a Teenage Werewolf (According to the 80s)
• 7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women
• So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
• Agents of Cracked: Least Effective Drug Intervention Ever
• Setting Up Linux (Isn't Worth It) For Beginners
• Top Picks for 11.19.2009: World Toilet Day and a "Poker Face"-Off
• 6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World
• If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
• Agents of Cracked: Hack Wikipedia And You're Never Wrong
• The Boner Imperative: Phallic Imagery Through the Ages (SFW)
• Agents of Cracked: Most Embarrassing Discovery Ever
• If Blockbuster Films Had Been Made for $50
• How Not to Deal With The Red Ring of Death
• 6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person
• Top Picks for 11.17.2009: Awful Gaming Moments and Unforgettable Ads
• Agents of Cracked: The Most Terrifying Performance Review
• Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything
• Gene Simmons: A (Bafflingly) Successful Life
• The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances
• Agents of Cracked: Hacking the Digg Algorithm
• The 5 Most Baffling Moments from the New Moon Trailer
• Celebrity Medical Advice: No Medical Training Guaranteed!
• 8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invented Decades Ago
• Weirdest Wake Ever
• The 9 Most Underrated Funny Songs (According to Weird Al)
• Jurassic Park Kid: Why Was That Paleontologist Such a Dick?
• 7 Great Products for Telling the World You're a Rich Dick
• Flipping Off Zoo Animals
• '2012' Sucks Worse Than the Mayans Could Have Predicted
• Cracked Round-Up: Middle of Winter Edition
• Digg in the 15th Century
• Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries
• Agents of Cracked: The Entire Internet In Five Minutes
• What Is "Progressive Rock"? (Other Than Unpopular)
• 6 People Who Got Away With Living an (Implausible) Lie
• Top Picks 11.12.09: Trouble at Google and the Star Wars Rap
• 2009 Literary Sex Off! 5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
• Agents of Cracked: The Origins of the Snorg Tees Ads
• 7 Things "Good Parents" Do (That Screw Kids Up for Life)
• Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies
• Agents of Cracked: The Most Traumatizing Internet Comment
• My Field Trip to the Large Hadron Collider
• 5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn On You Without Warning
• Top Picks for 11.10.09: Weird First Strips and Calvin Come to Life
• 10 Job Hunting Strategies Guaranteed to Get You Arrested
• Agents of Cracked: A Series of the Worst Nicknames Ever
• 5 Plot Devices That Make Good Video Games Suck
• When Cartoon Cliches Go Horribly Wrong
• Agents of Cracked: Worst First Day Ever
• 6 Insane Laws We'll Need in the Future
• Understanding Lazy Eye, Other Parts of Kristen Bell
• Alien Encounters: The Fourth Kind is Just the Beginning
• 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
• Worst Porno Ever
• Cracked Round-Up: Post-Party Edition
• My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel
• The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle
• Top Picks For 11.06.2009: Boob Warmers and Annoying Commercials!
• Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them
• Types of Useless Information on Yahoo! Answers [PIE CHART]
• 6 People Who Faked Their Own Death (For Ridiculous Reasons)
• 9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks
• Rejected Pro Football Promo (Feat. John Mellencamp, America)
• 6 Badass Tricks You Can (But Shouldn't) Do With Electricity
• The Cracked.com Open Bar: An Incomplete Recollection
• The Sex Ed Lessons You Wish They'd Taught You
• 6 Historic Villains You Didn't Know Had Incredible Careers
• Top Picks for November 11.03.09: Mustaches and Crazy Photos
• Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse
• Two Men, In a Race Against Time, Trapped Inside a Trailer
• 8 Racist Ads You Won’t Believe Are From the Last Few Years
• How Comics Work, by Captain America (and Twinkies)
• If Monoploy Was Honest (About How Much Monopoly Sucks)
• The 6 Best Towns To Live in (If You Have a Death Wish)
• How Women Shop for Shoes [A Flowchart]
• The Death of Gladstone (As Told by Franz Kafka)
• 6 Ancient Sports Too Awesome For the Modern World
• Slutty Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Tribute
• Cracked Round-Up: Monkey Edition
• Greatest Trick or Treater Ever
• A Spooky Book for Reading to Children (You Don’t Like)
• Top Picks for 10.30.09: Spooktacular Blood and Douchebags!
• The 6 Types of Online Troll: An Ecosystem of Assholes
• My Brief Time As Encyclopedia Brown's Partner
• 6 Real People Who Turned Their Homes Into Death Traps
• How to Make Sure Your Halloween Costume Goes Viral
• 7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People
• 7 Horrific Boogeymen Used to Scare Kids Around The World
• How to REALLY Scare People On Halloween
• Great Art Or Homophobia?
• 6 Popular Monster Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
• Top Picks for 10.27.2009: Courage Wolf and Alcoholic Tom Hanks
• What Tila Tequila Would Be Doing Without The Internet
• 11 Life Hacking Tips (We Can’t Legally Recommend)
• The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth
• The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet
• 6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)