http://www.cracked.com Cracked.com recent craptions Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1412 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/2/1412_450x370.jpg When man first discovered fire, he discovered the crap out of it. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1412"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/2/1412_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 21st, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> When man first discovered fire, he discovered the crap out of it. </div> Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1411 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/1/1411_450x370.jpg See, this is why I only eat free range organic velociraptor. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1411"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/1/1411_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 20th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> See, this is why I only eat free range organic velociraptor. </div> Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1410 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/0/1410_450x370.jpg "who the hell are you calling Sarah Jessica Parker??" <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1410"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/0/1410_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 19th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> "who the hell are you calling Sarah Jessica Parker??" </div> Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1409 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/9/1409_450x370.jpg I could make a joke about white trash, but that would be too easy. Like your mom. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1409"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/9/1409_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 18th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> I could make a joke about white trash, but that would be too easy. Like your mom. </div> Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1408 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/8/1408_450x370.jpg San Francisco SWAT <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1408"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/8/1408_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 17th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> San Francisco SWAT </div> Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1407 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/7/1407_450x370.jpg Just then, Sonic the Hedgehog burst through the door with a determined look on his face. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1407"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/7/1407_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 16th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> Just then, Sonic the Hedgehog burst through the door with a determined look on his face. </div> Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1406 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/6/1406_450x370.jpg I question the motives of any man who puts supermodel lips on a painting of a monkey. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1406"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/6/1406_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 15th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> I question the motives of any man who puts supermodel lips on a painting of a monkey. </div> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1405 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/5/1405_450x370.jpg That'll do, massive abomination, that'll do. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1405"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/5/1405_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 14th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> That'll do, massive abomination, that'll do. </div> Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1404 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/4/1404_450x370.jpg Is that man in the sign having sex with that baby? <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1404"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/4/1404_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 13th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> Is that man in the sign having sex with that baby? </div> Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800 http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1403 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/3/1403_450x370.jpg Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise. <div class="craption_image"> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1403"><img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/3/1403_450x370.jpg" alt="Craption Image Nov 12th, 2009" /></a> </div> <div clas="craption_text"> Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise. </div>