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April 07, 2013

Why the Greatest Superman Story Ever Told Was a Ripoff

By James Spedding | 161,879 Views

While working as an accountant for Detective Comics in 1939, Victor Fox noticed that their newfangled Superman character was pulling in some sweet, sweet bread (the kind you buy hookers with, not the kind you eat). Inspired, Fox left DC and decided to start his own lucrative comic franchise, hiring an artist named Will Eisner to create a character that could compete with the Man of Steel. And by "compete," we mean "plagiarize Superman so hard, they might as well have traced him onto a napkin and published that." Eisner reluctantly obliged, and the world was given Wonder Man.


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April 06, 2013

8 Scenes in 'Percy Jackson 2' Ripped Off from Other Movies

By David Christopher Bell | 190,962 Views

The new Percy Jackson trailer proves just how shallow the well of teen-marketed fantasy apparently is, for there is literally no single moment in its two-and-a-half-minute runtime that doesn't show us something that we've already seen a dozen times in the past five years.

#8. A Potpourri of Secluded Magical Youths (X-Men, Harry Potter)

The trailer immediately establishes Camp Half-Blood by showing us an assortment of inconsistently gifted youngsters with various fantasy powers galloping around under the supervision of equally bizarre adults in some strange, wooded hideaway camp.

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April 05, 2013

5 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Logos

By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris | 366,710 Views

Not every brand strikes gold when it attempts to design an eye-catching new logo. The following efforts all belong in a museum next to stacks of racist magazine ads and Flintstones cigarette commercials to remind us all how freaking crazy marketing can be.

#5. Starbucks

Today, Starbucks has more locations than McDonald's, quickly approaching a ratio of 1 per every 10,000 people. We don't even get that kind of representation in Congress. Their logo of a nude monarch holding two lobster tails is one of the most recognized in the world:

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April 04, 2013

The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of April 2013

By Tom Reimann | 311,131 Views

April is the last month before the summer blockbusters start exploding into cineplexes like hand grenades full of Pixar and Robert Downey Jr. Going to the movies in April is like trying to cry and/or masturbate the night before an Eyes Wide Shut party. It might pass the time, but it just seems terribly wasteful given what we know is right around the corner.

#4. Scary Movie 5


It's hard to see the word "protection" up there and not think a few dozen condoms could have prevented this whole series.