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October 12, 2013

4 Guys Who Pulled Crazy Hoaxes to Deal With Romance Troubles

By Jim Avery | 264,590 Views

If you're in a relationship and make a mistake, you generally have two choices. You can either A) suck it up and have an honest talk with your significant other or B) do something utterly batshit, like fake your own death to avoid admitting that you left the toilet seat up.

Guess which decision the following four guys went with?

#4. Man Blackmails His Ex-Girlfriend for Fake Ransom Money

Last November, Lee Richardson's ex-girlfriend started receiving threatening phone calls from a group of men who told her that they had kidnapped Richardson. They were going to kill him unless she paid them ransom money at regular intervals, so the frightened woman acquiesced and wound up leaving the kidnappers thousands of dollars in a mailbox between November and July.

But when she stopped making payments, the kidnappers stole her car to show her that they meant business, as they were curiously hellbent on receiving ransom payments from her instead of Richardson's other friends or immediate family.

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"And whatever you do, don't ever go to his apartment, because he's totally super not there."


October 11, 2013

5 News Stories Right Out of the 'Grand Theft Auto' Games

By Hillery Alley | 234,076 Views

While you have been consumed by the shutdown of the government, you probably missed the release of a boutique "televisual game" titled Grand Theft Auto V. And -- serendipitously enough -- there's recently been an outpouring of news stories that sound as though they could've been performed by one of the three GTA protagonists themselves.

#5. Two People Parachute into NYC at 3 a.m.

We don't know if they were taking a cue from James Bond, GTA, or Point Break, but Manhattan security cameras caught two people parachuting near the Goldman Sachs building at three in the morning, presumably to beat the morning commute.

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No word on if they decided to mod their jump with horse masks.


October 10, 2013

4 Ways Companies Are Trying to Start Christmas Already

By David Christopher Bell | 181,793 Views

We get why companies like to start shoving Christmas down our throats in early November instead of five days before it actually happens. But this year, Christmas is going to break into your house and kidnap your children.

Yes, businesses decided that they didn't want to wait until November, so they're starting Christmas season now. Brace yourselves, because we're already seeing signs that this now three-month-long holiday is upon us ...

#4. The Terrible Christmas Movie Specials Are Coming Early

Usually at this time of year we'd all be looking forward to such quality programming as A Halloween Puppy, or perhaps a rerun of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Meets Bigfoot. You know, the kind of pandering one would expect for Satan's birthday.

But this year, instead of the Power Rangers monster special we're entitled to, we're getting something called Power Rangers Super Samurai: A Christmas Wish, out since the 8th of freaking October.

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We're starting to think this franchise may have overstayed its welcome.


October 09, 2013

5 of the Worst Failures in the History of Adult Supervision

By Kathy Benjamin | 379,740 Views

They say it takes a village to raise a child, but nowadays everyone is way too busy drinking pumpkin-spice-flavored everything and reading dinosaur erotica to spare 30 seconds on someone else's child. And in many cases, they don't even notice what their own kid is up to.

This all adds up to Baby's Day Out accidentally being re-enacted multiple times every single damn day. Here are five of the more recent screw-ups.

#5. School Lets Grandfather Take the Wrong 6-Year-Old to the Doctor

When you're a kid, there's nothing better than leaving school early. That might be why a 6-year-old in England didn't say anything when she was called out of class so a random old man could take her to the doctor.

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Keep in mind that this was kindergarten, so who knows what Bueller-esque crap she'll pull when she hits real school.