Quick Fixes


June 24, 2013

4 Insane Examples of Overzealous Internet Censorship

By Antonio Arrieta | 292,178 Views

The Internet is filled with cultural riches, ranging from translations of ancient Mesopotamian texts to this inexplicable death metal video tribute to Arnold Ziffel, aka the pig from the 1965 sitcom Green Acres.

But that's not all -- the Internet is also home to a borderline unfathomable amount of pornography. And as a result, there are a slew of filters, software, and apps designed to make sure this roiling ocean of filth doesn't completely spill over into the workday, murder worker productivity, and tank the global economy. And given the all-consuming river of XXX fun this blocking technology must stanch, sometimes it backfires hilariously.


June 23, 2013

4 Ways Hollywood Is Completely Imploding

By David Christopher Bell | 393,118 Views

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have predicted that Hollywood is about to implode -- that is, smaller movies will move to TV, and bigger ones will be a shitload more expensive to see in cinemas. But what do they know? It's not like they invented the Hollywood blockbus- oh. Well, it turns out they're totally wrong: The Hollywood implosion isn't in the future, because it's already happening.

#4. $50 Movie Tickets Already Exist (in Select Cities)

One of the things Spielberg specifically predicted was that movie theaters were going to start acting more like theater theaters -- as in there will be fewer of them, and movies will start to cost more while sticking around longer.

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Pictured: The person sitting next to you at Iron Man 5.


June 22, 2013

3 Ways Futuristic Camera Clothing Will Soon Ruin Your Life

By XJ Selman | 147,770 Views

Have you ever looked at all the inane photos of their food/cats/babies your friends put on the Internet and thought, "I wish they had the ability to post literally thousands more of these every day"? Well, now they can, thanks to a revolutionary new invention: Meet the Memoto, the "lifelogging camera" you clip onto your chest that automatically snaps a picture of whatever's in front of you every 30 seconds.

If you're in a public restroom and see one of these, run.


June 21, 2013

4 Reasons the 3D TV Movement is Already Dead

By David Christopher Bell | 265,541 Views

2013 has seen the further decline of the 3D television industry. For example, Disney recently announced the discontinuation of its ESPN 3D channel by the end of the year. It appears that this technology has gone the way of Livestrong bracelets and Friendster, but none of this should really come as a surprise. After all, 3D TV was never a good idea.

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All the fun of wearing glasses, with none of that "improved eyesight" bullshit.