Quick Fixes


August 11, 2014

Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves

By David Wong | 2,912,275 Views

You ever have that funny friend, the class-clown type, who one day just stopped being funny around you? Did it make you think they were depressed? Because it's far more likely that, in reality, that was the first time they were comfortable enough around you to drop the act.

The ones who kill themselves, well, they're funny right up to the end.


August 09, 2014

4 Signs 'Mad Max 4' Is Probably the Craziest Movie Ever Made

By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris | 289,197 Views

The trailer for the upcoming Mad Max reboot, Mad Max: Fury Road, recently exploded onto the Internet like the angry specter of Mel Gibson's pre-'90s career. Fans of the series have expressed worry that this new film could go the way of Red Dawn and Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit by simultaneously being hideously awful and making us all mournfully aware of our age.

But it seems like those fears may be unwarranted -- according to all the information we've gathered about the production, Mad Max: Fury Road may likely be the biggest dose of jackfuck lunacy ever captured on film, which is exactly what Mad Max fans would want.

#4. The Writer/Director Is Clearly a Maniac

When making a remake or reboot it is always a good idea to have a writer or director who knows the series well and actually cares about things like characters and story structure. For example, when they rebooted the James Bond series back in 2006, the task was given to Martin Campbell, the man who directed the fan-favorite GoldenEye 11 years before. On the other hand, under no circumstances should you call George Lucas for any reason during your reboot, as he has damaged every series he has touched since the O.J. Simpson trial.

His cameo in Beverly Hills Cop 3 is very aptly named.


August 08, 2014

5 Pieces of Ninja Turtle Fan Art That'll Give You Nightmares

By David Christopher Bell | 407,480 Views

As the new Michael-Bay-produced TMNT film wafts across the nation, aging nerds everywhere have already lit funeral pyres for their childhoods at the sight of an auburn-haired April O'Neil adventuring alongside wisecracking reptile fetuses. Clearly, this movie encroaches upon the sanctity of the 1980s series and its many cherished storylines, such as the time Raphael left his girlfriend for dead in the middle of the ocean, or that episode where the Turtles eye-banged the shit out of April and stalked her at a party.

Okay, maybe the '80s cartoon was a little touched. At least we still have the comic books to nostalgically contain our innocence, right?

Image Comics
"Uh, no one hand him any coins."


August 06, 2014

5 Sequels That Created Hilarious Plot Paradoxes

By David Christopher Bell | 621,066 Views

Generally speaking, the more intricate the plot of a specific movie, the more opportunity there is for its subsequent sequels to riddle that plot with gaping holes. As Hollywood continues its five-star rampage of sequels, the flood of crossover plotlines and convoluted flashbacks has officially waterlogged the cash-addled brains of screenwriters everywhere, resulting in at least five recent blockbuster follow-ups that accidentally made their predecessors make no sense.

#5. Peter Parker's Dad Really Loves Hide-and-Seek

Ironically, what is easily the least offensive scene in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 also happens to create the strangest plot hole in recent memory. Let's go back to the beginning of the first Amazing Spider-Man (aka "the first second attempt at a Spider-Man origin story"), when we see a young Peter Parker playing a spirited game of hide-and-seek with his dad ...

Columbia Pictures

Columbia Pictures

... only to find his dad's office ransacked, setting in motion the wheels of a sinister conspiracy:

Columbia Pictures

Columbia Pictures
"Uh, they didn't take Mom and Dad's disk marked 'Family Videos,' did they?"