Quick Fixes


November 11, 2012

The Only Way Your Drunk Friend Could Be More Annoying

By Suzi Barrett | 202,125 Views

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November 10, 2012

9 Regular Objects Turned into Insane Prison Weapons

By Adam Wears | 606,118 Views

Prisoners improvising weapons out of everyday objects like sociopathic MacGyvers are a staple of every movie that takes place inside a prison. However, real inmates aren't limited to just the sharpened toothbrushes and Nicolas Cage fleshmasks Hollywood gives them credit for.

#9. Melted Chocolate

Some prisoners melt down chocolate bars and throw the boiling hot confection over their enemies, which sticks like napalm and causes severe burns. We figure this must have been an idea the killer from Se7en kicked around during his gluttony planning phase.

At least you'll be a delicious burn victim.


November 10, 2012

The 4 Most Creative Ways People Used Loopholes to Get Rich

By Karl Smallwood | 456,648 Views

As we've previously discussed, there are people out there who exploit legal loopholes in ways so blatant and hilarious that they seem like scripted headlines from The Onion.

#4. Selling Illegal Light Bulbs as Heaters

In Europe, it is illegal to sell any light bulb over 60 watts, effectively placing a continent-wide ban on bright light (getting wet and eating after midnight are presumably also forbidden).

Stubbing-related fatalities have soared.

A German entrepreneur named Siegfried Rotthaeuser, keen to cash in on the light bulb demand, decided that since 75- and 100-watt bulbs output 95 percent heat and only 5 percent actual light, they could technically be imported and distributed as heaters. This is the same thing as selling a Toyota Camry as four chairs or a Magic Mike DVD as a feminine wipe.

Incredibly, his idea worked, and Rotthaeuser's disturbingly named yet perfectly legal "heatballs" have sold by the thousands.

The sweaty, sweaty thousands.


November 09, 2012

The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of November 2012

By Adam Tod Brown | 188,386 Views

We've reached that point in the year when desperate people with lots of friends and family to please start making really bad decisions. Here are a few of the misguided gifts they'll be purchasing for the music fans in their lives.

#5. Rihanna -- Unapologetic (Diamonds Executive Platinum Box Edition)


The parenthetical portion of this album title reads like the product of market research conducted to determine what words people most associate with having enough expendable cash to justify dropping $250 on a Rihanna album.

So what do you get for that decadent price tag? Robbed. And a View-Master.