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October 14, 2012

Skull It: An Infomercial from the He-Man Universe

By Dumbshit Mountain | 85,167 Views

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October 13, 2012

4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Paid Fines

By Sameer Dhingra, Akshat Mittal | 436,658 Views

Deserved or not, nobody is happy about having to pay a fine. These four people wanted to make damn sure everyone knew just how unhappy they were.

#4. With Toilet Paper

Dick Roper was hit with a 30-pound parking ticket. In an effort to demonstrate exactly how he felt about the fine, he attempted to pay the amount by writing a check on a strip of toilet paper.

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"Let me finish drinking this goat cheese milkshake and I'll sign it for you."

The judicial system didn't find it quite as whimsical, and they dragged him to court and demanded he pay an extra 15 pounds for "cashing charges" (we, on the other hand, would have accepted anything with "Dick Roper" written on it).

Finally, a judge agreed to allow him to pay just the original amount, but with real, actual currency instead of an IOU hastily scribbled on two-ply butt tissue like a backwoods lunatic.

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October 12, 2012

How to Turn Anything into a Steak

By Face Joy | 162,044 Views

Produced by Ian Hunt, Eric Schmidt and Rhys Stover. Music by Jared Fowler. Hand Modeling by Katie Foster.

For more, visit http://www.youtube.com/user/FaceJoyComedy.

Follow on Twitter: @Ihunt, @TalkingSchmidt, @_rhysrhys, @jared_fowler and @katiefoster.

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October 11, 2012

5 Hilariously Elaborate Ways Video Games Punished Cheaters

By J.F. Sargent | 401,729 Views

Video game developers are fond of adding little touches to their games to screw with people who grew up carrying around cheat code books like allergy bracelets and refused to play anything without using a GameGenie. Of course, most cheats are programmed by the developers themselves, but hey, nobody trolls like a troll.

#5. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening: Stealing Leads to Harassment and Death

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening featured a mechanic that made it incredibly easy to shoplift. You could walk into item shops, pick up whatever you wanted and run out without paying a single rupee (this same mechanic is featured heavily in real life).

To discourage players from stealing (despite giving them the ability to do so in the first place), the game would first scold you:


Then, your name would suddenly change from "PUSSYHAMMER" to "THIEF":

And finally, you would get shot in the face by a winged penis: