They're bite-sized and terrified of us, and they keep the mosquito population from obliterating mankind. In return, we rank them somewhere between bears and serial killers on the list of things you don't want to see in your home. We're speaking, of course, about spiders.
That's not to say we're overly sympathetic, though. After all, if spiders didn't want us to be terrified of them, they wouldn't run around looking so damn terrifying. Here are six terrifying spiders that will haunt your dreams ...
#6. Scorpion-Tailed Spider
The scorpion-tailed spider is so named for the weird, elongated abdomen of the female, which may not sting like a scorpion, but can wiggle and curl around to presumably confuse its predators. You don't have to do the whole routine, honey, we were already confused enough.
So Clint Eastwood went insane last night. Maybe it wasn't the textbook definition of insanity, but his nearly 12-minute speech at the Republican National Convention last night was about as close to crazy as you can get without having your microphone cut and the remainder of your speech replaced with a slideshow of bald eagles flying in front of mountains and flags.
While the highlights are plenty, the moment that's attracted the most attention was a bizarre "interview" with an empty chair. Clearly, this is a senile old man finally breaking, which is sad, but it also raises an obvious question. Who or what did Clint Eastwood think he was talking to in that chair? We have a few ideas ...
If Hollywood had a yearbook, art thieves would win best hair every year. On screen, art crimes are portrayed as more sophisticated than brain surgery, with criminals more suave than a Dos Equis commercial. But like most everything else, Hollywood has this completely wrong. While there are plenty of skilled criminals in the world, their services just aren't needed in the art world, where boosting insanely expensive paintings can come down to something as simple as ...
#4. Thief Randomly Steals $4 Million Painting
On February 18, 1997, a young man scaled the walls of the Galleria Ricci Oddi, climbed onto the roof and dropped a fishing line down through a skylight, hoping to snag something of value. What he "caught" was a painting called "Portrait of a Woman" by Gustav Klimt, valued at over $4 million. Prominent scholars refer to the heist as "The most unlikely catch in history since Billy Bob Thornton landed Angelina Jolie" (citation needed).
It's a sad fact of life as a building that, eventually, you're going to wear out your welcome within the community. At that point, you have two options: be torn down or become something else. All of the buildings on this list chose the latter option, with insanely impressive results.
#3. China's Water Cube Becomes Happy Magic Water Park
Built for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, the Water Cube was a bold statement to the world that, yes, the Chinese do know how to build structures that look like they're ready to hatch the next gigantic monster that will destroy every city in its path.
It was modern, beautiful and almost completely useless after the Olympics were over. That's when China came up with a radical idea: They would turn this former home of Olympics swimming into ... a water park.